A Monday Funny!
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A Monday Funny!
>She didn't even say "Good Morning" let alone any "Happy Birthday".
>
>I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember."
>The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
>
>When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
>
>As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning,
>boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had
>remembered.
>
>I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
>know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's
>go to lunch, just you and me."
>
>I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's
>go."
>
>We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the
>country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed
>lunch tremendously.
>
>On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
>beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
>
>I said, "No, I guess not."
>
>She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
>
>After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
>think I'll go change."
>
>"Sure," I excitedly replied.
>
>She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
>carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens
>of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
>
>And there I sat... on the couch... naked.
>
>I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember."
>The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
>
>When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
>
>As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning,
>boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had
>remembered.
>
>I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
>know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's
>go to lunch, just you and me."
>
>I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's
>go."
>
>We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the
>country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed
>lunch tremendously.
>
>On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
>beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
>
>I said, "No, I guess not."
>
>She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
>
>After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
>think I'll go change."
>
>"Sure," I excitedly replied.
>
>She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
>carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens
>of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
>
>And there I sat... on the couch... naked.
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