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Old 29-03-2005, 02:42 PM
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Default Getting married in 3 weeks And the Missus has dropped a bomb

Getting married in 3 weeks and the Missus has just dropped a fucking big Bombshell on me

Was talking last night and she really wants to join the Police Force

DO I STILL MARRY HER

Couldnt beleive it, she said she wants to be a copper
Old 29-03-2005, 02:43 PM
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RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUN
Old 29-03-2005, 02:44 PM
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Pull a pig tasteless I know but the first thing that came into my head
Old 29-03-2005, 02:44 PM
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Fook that!

she would have to arrest ya!

Show her the door m8!

but not this post!
Old 29-03-2005, 02:44 PM
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I think I would like to be in the Police

Just think it would be nice trying to make a difference in some peoples lives and everyday would be different.

Weird I know..
Old 29-03-2005, 02:44 PM
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We'll always need coppers mate
Old 29-03-2005, 02:45 PM
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ask her to join the traffic dept, might save you from using your pushbike in the future!!

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And she would get a uniform with handcuffs as Standard
Old 29-03-2005, 02:47 PM
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3 big plus points here Tiff.Firstly they get paid a fair few quid.secondly you could probably rag the car all over warwickshire and not get a ticket and thirdly that uniform could go a long way in the bedroom.wink wink
Old 29-03-2005, 02:48 PM
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Deffo a job thats really different most times.

Just hope she will be a nice one.



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U might have a better chance of gettin away with speedin tickets etc if she is one, cos the coppers look after each other
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oooowwww handcuffs!

i didnt go that far in2 the though!

Im there now thoguh!

Back in 5!
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Default Re: Getting married in 3 weeks And the Missus has dropped a

Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
DO I STILL MARRY HER
you should leave her...

Whatever makes her want to join them
Old 29-03-2005, 02:52 PM
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Hopefully i will get the old "Black Rat" sticker for my cars then
Old 29-03-2005, 02:53 PM
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Tuff one tiff mate tuff one!!

My sis is a copper, and shes always telling me to slow down etc
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Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
Hopefully i will get the old "Black Rat" sticker for my cars then
Thats another reason I'd wanna join.... to constantly pull over planks who believe stuff like that
Old 29-03-2005, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
Hopefully i will get the old "Black Rat" sticker for my cars then
Thats another reason I'd wanna join.... to constantly pull over planks who believe stuff like that


You power hungry Mo Fo Lee
Old 29-03-2005, 02:59 PM
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NOOOOOOOOO... then again she might be able to erase some of those points to get the 3 door out quicker
Old 29-03-2005, 03:01 PM
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i been thinking about joining fir a while also and there are several reasons for it:

1) You wont really get pulled over
2) Birds love the uniform
3) Handcuffs as suggested above
4) No two days are the same
5) Good pay
6) If you are having a bad day you can just as easily passit onto someone else
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Originally Posted by Porkie
I think I would like to be in the Police

Just think it would be nice trying to make a difference in some peoples lives and everyday would be different.

Weird I know..
If you wanna make a differance to some 1`s life, wire Ł100 a day into my bank acount,that would help me out BIG time!!!!

Pete...
Old 29-03-2005, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by R4N S S
6) If you are having a bad day you can just as easily passit onto someone else
So you would be one of them coppers eh
Old 29-03-2005, 03:05 PM
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Nothing like a domineering woman eh Tiff !!!

we know who'll be wearing the trousers in your home soon!!!!
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I got my application for the British Transport Police through today

Sick of having a job that is just a routine
Old 29-03-2005, 03:07 PM
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The joy of flooring it on the motorway without the worry of getting pulled over......if only you could drive your personal cars then it would be worth it!
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Fair play to her I say!

Respectable job, good salary, loads of benefits (housing and mortgage perks), good solid pension etc etc

Good luck to her, and make sure she sticks her baton up your arse
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Originally Posted by R4N S S
i been thinking about joining fir a while also and there are several reasons for it:

1) You wont really get pulled over
2) Birds love the uniform
3) Handcuffs as suggested above
4) No two days are the same
5) Good pay
6) If you are having a bad day you can just as easily passit onto someone else
but could you give up the evil weed though Ran?
Old 29-03-2005, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Good luck to her, and make sure she sticks her baton up your arse
Cheers for that Rich, i will pass on your words of wisdom
Old 29-03-2005, 03:17 PM
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Strong the force of the dark side is.

My mates girlfriend is within the force and he is not the boss in that relationship.

Nothing bad with that though as she is very kind, nice and nows what she wants. While on the piss this easter asked her if she brought the cuffs.
Old 29-03-2005, 03:27 PM
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my bro in law is a copper and gets paid well!!!

but if he gets pulled for speeding and asked to get let off then hes in big shit with his bosses!! moral of the story - get yourself well known with the traffic cops first!!
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i was thinking of being a copper
Old 29-03-2005, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
Originally Posted by RichardPON
Good luck to her, and make sure she sticks her baton up your arse
Cheers for that Rich, i will pass on your words of wisdom


now we all know tiffs little pleasures
Old 29-03-2005, 03:34 PM
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HMMMMMMMMMMMM


HMMMMMMMMMMMMM



Hayley as officer Dibble.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

You can drink your own beer for a while mate... I dont want it now lol.. soiled goods.. ha ha ha ha ha...
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Cuntsernoon aftable
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Awe man Tiff do something.....start a baby production line, sort her out in buisness for herself, just not a WPC...... out of all the people I know both male & female who have joined the force everyone without exception has changed for the worst after their initial training....almost like they are on a mission to throw their newly found weight about, and have to prove that 'They have the Power'

As mentioned a good career......eating donuts and drinking coffee whilst on stake out.....maybee ill apply
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Originally Posted by ~Vix~
i was thinking of being a copper
ive joined the specials
Old 29-03-2005, 04:22 PM
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Fair play to her Tiff, takes a lot of balls and determination to be a copper.

I have mates who have got in, done the training and left cos they couldn't hack it, I also have mates who want to be a copper but cant get in as recruitment is very strict.

I'd love to be a copper, unfortunately I have FAR too many dodgy friends who would probably disown me But who knows, one day maybe.

Its a very good career, pays well and a new challenge every day, i'd be encouraging her to go for it
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Originally Posted by caprixpack
ive joined the specials
We have a few plastic policemen at my work
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Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
And she would get a uniform with handcuffs as Standard
and a fookin huge truncheon to smack ya feckin head in if you piss her off
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Tiff......i always imagined your bird was Karl .....its only now i realise it cant be,as he is too short to be a copper


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