Drinking Buddies...
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> > Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to
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> >the other and
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> > says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
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> >home after we've
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> > been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
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> >driveway. I
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> > shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off
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> >before I go
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> > into the house, I sneak up the Stairs, get undressed in the
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> >bathroom. I ease
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> > into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying
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> >out so late!"
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> > His buddy looks at him and says, "Well you're obviously taking
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> >the wrong
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> > approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
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> >the steps,
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> > throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the
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> >ass and say,
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> > "WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep

 

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