louis_2012

Whats the most funniest thing youve seen written on the back of someones dirty car so far this winter?

Ive just seen ' Dirtier than your gran last night ' in massive letters across the back of a transit van.. its one of those things that isnt funny but when your sat in traffic and look up and read it and then realise what it says then its funny lol

C4P5I

"Cleaned by the NHS this morning" on a filthy white van

or

"I wish my wife was this dirty"

Acidburn

not wrote but still fun

Glenn_

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Clean me........ lol.

daz-cos

Big nicks fun bus 'massive fun' and a picture of a cock n balls

On the back of a combo lol

Madgit

Actually my wife is this dirty

GVK.

Someone at work drew a big cock and bollocks on one of the lads rear windows.

He got stopped for 40 mins by the Police on his way home.

He wasn't happy

Thrush

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Best one was "David Blunkett Car Washes, Inc" on the back of a filthy van

But of course, the old cock and balls is always tittilating, in a childish way!

James @ M Developments.

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Seen the sofa king one on Facebook,
Not written in dirt but made me laugh.

SOFA KING

"I'm Sofa King happy"

kyle_st200

On the back of a kings mill truck "I see bread people"

SmudgerByName

Earlier this afternoon I saw a mondeo estate that was filthy and it had TAXI written on the back three times by kids lol probably after the conversation "what do you think this is a taxi?"

mcst

Not in dirt but on a british gas van their tagline of "looking after your world" had the "y" removed, sat behind it in traffic and found it mildly amusing.

Also saw a groundworks company with "your hole is our goal" and there's a local plastering company with "we'll get you plastered" all not massively hilarious but amusing when stuck behind them.

GVK.

Hahah!!!

CrOwSoN15

Laughed way harder than I should of at this.

robp-tt

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We use to get a company called tw windscreens in at work.they always played practical jokes on every one so I got them back one day.the sign writing on the back doors was "tw"on one door then windcreens below so on the other door I added "at" in gaffer tape.they didnt notice it till they got to there next job that they had twat writen across the back of there van

kyle_st200

To be honest so did I but when I saw it I was going past it on the motorway pissing myself.......just me in the car to make it worse

GVK.

Classic

gingerturbo

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I see on the back of a connect "professional Valeting service ask driver for details" and the van was soo think with dirt you could just read the number plate

blueovalman

Seen a van with " I wish my wife was this dirty" then written below was " I am, just not with you" made me chuckle

cossiestu

I found, on the back of my van, below 'Sky Believe in Better' someone had put 'no they don't lying cu@ts' !?

Not the most amusing one in this thread, but thought it was a bit strong!? Lol

Colin N

"A turkey is for Christmas not for life"

dangerousbrian

not funny but i borrowed a van at the weekend off a chain smoking friend and he had a phone number written in the fag ash and dust on the instrument cluster

Glenn_

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Some class ones here lol at the bread one.

stu21t

I used to write this on the back of my mates van quite often,

"Wash the fucking van"

He didn't find it very funny lol.
Might have to do it again now you've mentioned it lol.

He is a drainage man and I might get him some small signs written up that are a Micky take on the gas vans that say "smell gas? Call 078....."
I want to get him "smell poop? Call 078......

liam-rst

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Not in dirt but sign written on a blind fitters van round here is 'blind man driving this van' always makes me laughs but the best is a company called Cohen tv aerials slogan on their vans 'satisfaction with every erection' makes me laugh every time

louis_2012

I saw one earlier, VW Passat ' Madeline McCann Inside '

:O

taycoss

Fraggle...

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Dirt = work...
Hence van's minging an ya mums outta biscuits

stu20004x4

i have some sign writing on the roof truck that says 'we will find your damp patch'years ago when i used to work with my dad, still roofing, everyone was writing free diedre on vans etc due to a coronation st storyline. there were campaigns to free her etc, got on my nerves so one day i wrote on the back door of the old mans filthy transit 'fuck diedre' thought the old man might wash it off when he saw it but he added on the other door 'hang her'
people overtaking were cracking up

rhinopower

Pretty accurate! How you finding the new bonus/rip off?

Fudgey

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I used to work for the same company as pee vee off here, once while round his house i wrot 'CUNT' on the drivers door, with a big arrow pointing up to where he would be sitting.

Was winter time and he leaves early so it was dark when he left and didnt see it.
I got a phonecall later that day calling me a total cunt lol.

Made me laugh anyway lol

Acidburn

Everytime I go up to see a mate (who's a passionford member) at his workshop, someone tries to draw a cock on the back of the car in the dirt.....

was fun to see how many cars they could tag in one day

MrC

I saw one a
On the bonnet boot a d sides that said

"dirtbox derby"

MrC

And on a builders van.

TJ builders, couldnt build a brick wall with Lego, accredited rip off merchants"




Why would you not wash that off your van lol

Glenn_

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Thats funny Mr C lol.

louis_2012

Honk for Head was one i saw earlier...on a blokes car LOL

GVK.

Guy I know works at Mission motorsport, forces charity, they have a Saff rally car..

user 628729

Passed a large dirty van today on the M1, written on the back: "Also comes in white".

GAZ W

"If driven well , please report stolen"