Things written in the dirt on peoples cars
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Whats the most funniest thing youve seen written on the back of someones dirty car so far this winter?
Ive just seen ' Dirtier than your gran last night ' in massive letters across the back of a transit van.. its one of those things that isnt funny but when your sat in traffic and look up and read it and then realise what it says then its funny lol
Ive just seen ' Dirtier than your gran last night ' in massive letters across the back of a transit van.. its one of those things that isnt funny but when your sat in traffic and look up and read it and then realise what it says then its funny lol
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Someone at work drew a big cock and bollocks on one of the lads rear windows.
He got stopped for 40 mins by the Police on his way home.
He wasn't happy
He got stopped for 40 mins by the Police on his way home.
He wasn't happy
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Earlier this afternoon I saw a mondeo estate that was filthy and it had TAXI written on the back three times by kids lol probably after the conversation "what do you think this is a taxi?"
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Not in dirt but on a british gas van their tagline of "looking after your world" had the "y" removed, sat behind it in traffic and found it mildly amusing.
Also saw a groundworks company with "your hole is our goal" and there's a local plastering company with "we'll get you plastered" all not massively hilarious but amusing when stuck behind them.
Also saw a groundworks company with "your hole is our goal" and there's a local plastering company with "we'll get you plastered" all not massively hilarious but amusing when stuck behind them.
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We use to get a company called tw windscreens in at work.they always played practical jokes on every one so I got them back one day.the sign writing on the back doors was "tw"on one door then windcreens below so on the other door I added "at" in gaffer tape.they didnt notice it till they got to there next job that they had twat writen across the back of there van
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I found, on the back of my van, below 'Sky Believe in Better' someone had put 'no they don't lying cu@ts' !?
Not the most amusing one in this thread, but thought it was a bit strong!? Lol
Not the most amusing one in this thread, but thought it was a bit strong!? Lol
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not funny but i borrowed a van at the weekend off a chain smoking friend and he had a phone number written in the fag ash and dust on the instrument cluster
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I used to write this on the back of my mates van quite often,
"Wash the fucking van"
He didn't find it very funny lol.
Might have to do it again now you've mentioned it lol.
He is a drainage man and I might get him some small signs written up that are a Micky take on the gas vans that say "smell gas? Call 078....."
I want to get him "smell poop? Call 078......
"Wash the fucking van"
He didn't find it very funny lol.
Might have to do it again now you've mentioned it lol.
He is a drainage man and I might get him some small signs written up that are a Micky take on the gas vans that say "smell gas? Call 078....."
I want to get him "smell poop? Call 078......
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i have some sign writing on the roof truck that says 'we will find your damp patch'years ago when i used to work with my dad, still roofing, everyone was writing free diedre on vans etc due to a coronation st storyline. there were campaigns to free her etc, got on my nerves so one day i wrote on the back door of the old mans filthy transit 'fuck diedre' thought the old man might wash it off when he saw it but he added on the other door 'hang her'
people overtaking were cracking up
people overtaking were cracking up
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I used to work for the same company as pee vee off here, once while round his house i wrot 'CUNT' on the drivers door, with a big arrow pointing up to where he would be sitting.
Was winter time and he leaves early so it was dark when he left and didnt see it.
I got a phonecall later that day calling me a total cunt lol.
Made me laugh anyway lol
Was winter time and he leaves early so it was dark when he left and didnt see it.
I got a phonecall later that day calling me a total cunt lol.
Made me laugh anyway lol
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Everytime I go up to see a mate (who's a passionford member) at his workshop, someone tries to draw a cock on the back of the car in the dirt.....
was fun to see how many cars they could tag in one day
was fun to see how many cars they could tag in one day
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And on a builders van.
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Why would you not wash that off your van lol
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Why would you not wash that off your van lol
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