any boys not reached manhood
04-12-2013, 12:42 PM
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I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!!
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any boys not reached manhood
http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/vie...d=281220186553
mobile link im afraid anyone wanna put the normal link feel free to do so
mobile link im afraid anyone wanna put the normal link feel free to do so
05-12-2013, 04:57 PM
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Why is this beast of a machine for sale?
I'm selling this Ford Fiesta Zetec S of mine because now I’ve grown up, I feel it’s time for me to pass on this special car to another young lad on the path to manhood. You can’t become a man until you’ve owned a proper lads car, so if you don’t buy this Zetec S you will always be spotty, you’re voice will never break properly and you will never beat your addiction to masturbation. I’m not selling this car to help myself, I’m selling this car to save teenagers across the world from themselves. So if you’re a teenager looking at making that next big step in your life, this is the car for you. If you’re a parent looking for a car on behalf of your son, this is the car for you. If you’re 35 years old still living at home and yet to be touched intimately by a woman, then this car is not for you, faggot.
I'm selling this Ford Fiesta Zetec S of mine because now I’ve grown up, I feel it’s time for me to pass on this special car to another young lad on the path to manhood. You can’t become a man until you’ve owned a proper lads car, so if you don’t buy this Zetec S you will always be spotty, you’re voice will never break properly and you will never beat your addiction to masturbation. I’m not selling this car to help myself, I’m selling this car to save teenagers across the world from themselves. So if you’re a teenager looking at making that next big step in your life, this is the car for you. If you’re a parent looking for a car on behalf of your son, this is the car for you. If you’re 35 years old still living at home and yet to be touched intimately by a woman, then this car is not for you, faggot.
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06-12-2013, 02:15 PM
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Comes with 4 round wheels and some petrol
The handbrake works very well in sharp corners
When you twist the light switch, the lights do come on
After reconnecting the battery the hazard lights flash for the next 2 miles you drive to remind you of how great your mechanical skills are
Driving this car will increase the quality of your sex life, significantly
In 12 months time you will have a beard, big muscles and a super fit worldie for a girlfriend because of this car
The aftermarket speaker system is perfect for enhancing your hard-man image at low speeds in built up areas
The MOT is due soon
The handbrake works very well in sharp corners
When you twist the light switch, the lights do come on
After reconnecting the battery the hazard lights flash for the next 2 miles you drive to remind you of how great your mechanical skills are
Driving this car will increase the quality of your sex life, significantly
In 12 months time you will have a beard, big muscles and a super fit worldie for a girlfriend because of this car
The aftermarket speaker system is perfect for enhancing your hard-man image at low speeds in built up areas
The MOT is due soon
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