dont know if these have been posted or not
>
>>Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
>>A: Because they aren't his!
>>
>>
>>Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael
> Jackson?
>>A: Get out of my sun!
>>
>>
>>Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
>>A: Throw him a buoy!
>>
>>
>>Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to
> Boys-2-Men??
>>A: He thought it was a delivery service.
>>
>>
>>Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and
> Casper?
>>A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a
> friendly ghost.
>>
>>
>>Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
>>A: Several children have fingered him.
>>
>>
>>Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
>>A. He heard that boys' pants were ˝ off.
>>
>>
>>Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag
> and Michael
> Jackson?
>>A. One is white, made of plastic, and a hazard to
> small children. The
> other
>>is just a bag.
>>
>>
>>Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland
> Ranch?
>>A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
>>
>>
>>Q. What's brown and often found in children's
> underpants?
>>A. Michael Jackson's hand.
>>
>>
>>Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael
> Jackson's dreams
> every
>>night?
>><> A. Hanson.
>>
>>
>>Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and
> acne?
>>A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about
> fifteen.
>>
>>
>>Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael
> Jackson?
>>A. Because he always likes to come in a little
> behind.
>>
>>
>>Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
>>A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives
>>
>>
>>Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
>>A: Two 5 year olds.
>>
>>
>> Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
>> Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
>> Michael: Yeah, okay, can we get Aladdin?
>>
>> Janet: No, just a pizza and video
>>
>>
>>Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over
> the last 10 years?
>>A: Michael Jackson
>>
>>
>>Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and
> greyhound racing?
>>A: The greyhounds wait for the hare.
>>
>>
>>Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
>>A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids
>>
>>
>>The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael
> Jackson: If he hears any
> more
>>allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll
> have no choice but
> to
>>make him a priest.
>>
>>
>>FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house: They found
> class A drugs in
> his
>>kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class
> 5C in his bedroom.
>>
>>
>>Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room
> with their new
> baby
>>son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor,
> how long before we
> can
>>have sex?" "I'd wait until he's at least 14," the
> doctor replies

 

 

the police have found proof in his house, they have found his white glove with the middle finger brown.



Dave.

 

David Beckham said to Micheal Jackson,
'would you like to go out on my boat with me?'

Micheal Jackson replied,
'Yeah, i'd love to come on a little Cruz'

 

whats the difference between Michael Jakson and Arthur Scargill ?

Its been a long time since Arthur Scargill has touched a minors helmet

 

 

Rumour has it that Micharl Jackson is 195 million in debt.

Obviously he isn't as good at fiddling his tax returns as he is little kids