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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:06 AM
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What a dick i have been last week i went to the petrol station. I jumped out the surf and started to fill up 20quid later i noticed i was filling the diesel surf with vpower thats reason 1 for me being a dick. Reason 2 i have being using the cossie to go to work to get last few days or so before the bad weather comes. I went a message for the work on return to the yard i turn in to the works road and clatter the kerb fuked the tyre gouged the wheel and dent it. My gf says its baby brain if so a wish she would give birth now. I say im just a COCK. Feel free to comment bad misfortune or give abuse
Old 17-11-2011 | 11:10 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:10 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:11 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:12 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:14 AM
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by the sounds of it, Jedward are more switched on than you ya fucking idiot
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that enough abuse? or would u like some more
Old 17-11-2011 | 11:16 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:16 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:17 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:32 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:41 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:53 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:54 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 11:55 AM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 12:06 PM
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Fucking "Baby brain" fancy using the wrong surf...
Old 17-11-2011 | 12:08 PM
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<< hmmmmmmmmmmmm

You decide op
Old 17-11-2011 | 12:42 PM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 12:55 PM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 12:58 PM
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you know bad luck comes in three's

lock yourself in an empty room mate
Old 17-11-2011 | 01:06 PM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 01:28 PM
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Spasticated mongoloid.

Sandy Vagina.

More retarded than BM08.
Old 17-11-2011 | 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimbo.
More retarded than BM08.
Thats a bit harsh chap pmsl
Old 17-11-2011 | 01:41 PM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 01:42 PM
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Are you MO in disguise
Old 17-11-2011 | 02:38 PM
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lol at openly asking for abuse
Old 17-11-2011 | 04:46 PM
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prized penis
Old 17-11-2011 | 04:56 PM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 05:25 PM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 05:42 PM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 05:59 PM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 06:12 PM
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Old 17-11-2011 | 07:05 PM
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hahaha this post is to funny
Old 17-11-2011 | 07:21 PM
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Well done old chap, what.
Old 17-11-2011 | 07:30 PM
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could be worse, guy in the village has put petrol in his 08 tdi golf about 5 times now, keeps having new pumps etc fitted my my father in law
he has a tdi tranny too, why does he even go near the petrol pump?
Old 17-11-2011 | 07:31 PM
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Twat..
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