average, you have to drive it hard to keep up with traffic, and top gear is short, around 2700 @ 70 mph, i get 51 mpg average, better than a poke inthe eye with a sharp stick.

 

i know of a trader down in devon who back in the day had a car with a holed piston, so he made a crown from mahogany

I took the piss out him for months, his answer was "well i used a decend type of wood" "not any cheap rubbish"

The car went to auction for some poor fooker to drive home in