Anonymous

Gay guy i work with is convinced that blokes give better head on the basis that they know what it feels like so can do it better, but i reckon that providing you get a bird who listens its possible to train them up to an equally high standard and at least they dont have moutaches.

Anyone on here a switch hitter and able to comment on the relative merits of blokes and birds giving you head to settle the argument?

CabrioTurbo

only mike will know the answer to this!
although hes prob the one giving head rather than recieving

St3V3_C

Right there is the flaw in your plan


I know of birds who say they get better head from another bird for these reasons (and not propper lesbians using it as a sales pitch ) So no reason it couldn't be the same for blokes

Where does that come from??

mattbibs

only ever had it off girls and cant see how any bloke can better it! like you say its about finding a good girl that listens!

brad

i personally couldnt get it up for a bloke so fortunatly i will never be able to comment

DaveEscos

I was out with a doris last night, and can honestly say she can suck a football through a needle eye! I thought I was going to be turned inside out

was absolute quality though.. anyone want to see the vid!

datar18

TheBishMan

"switch hitter" LMAO

Daveyboy

wtf is a switch hitter? never heard tha tone before... but then again i dont socialise in those sort of circles

Anonymous

switch hitter = baseball term

means someone who steps up to the plate left handed one minute and right handed the next.

Spiky

iTrader: (1)

agreed

TheBishMan

K3V HA

@ Dave

Never heard switch hitter before.

Graceland

blokes are better at it

TheBishMan

You're biased

CraigN

i got plenty of vids like that dave

my sony digi cam has nightvision the lot

home porn rocks.

anyway, ive found the best birds at giving head are the complete stinkers

and i do mean rotters those whove had more cock than ive had pizzas

my ex (the one i found in bed with a jamaican imigrant) was a hose beast she loved it used to have arguments cos i wanted to goto sleep would wake up in the morning with her sucking me nob sort of thing.

all the nice birds ive met have been crap no matter what you tell them they still dont have the nack

Spiky

iTrader: (1)

so is his quote that bloke know, true????? always wondered this

Graceland

i aint biased - i know whats best

R4N SS

iTrader: (6)

Chip - what the fook you talking to a gay guy about blowjobs for

Graceland

spikey - its true alrite, my fella defo knows what he is doing when he's down there - no teeth scraping or boringness, just a great blojob

TheBishMan

OMG Graceland...you know the argument for both sides?!! That's not fair!!!!

Anonymous

To avoid work of course!

It started when i was mentioning a bird i had at the weekend and he was saying that he wouldnt let a bird bother cause they wouldnt be any good at it.

Graceland

i cant complain - i enjoy it - its goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood


and no - i arnt open to offers, no matter how many shiny things for my engine bay you attempt to bestow upon me

brad

gracey
too much info buddy

Graceland

Anonymous

Graceland, are you really gay then?

I thought that was just idle board banter.

Cant be many gay bus mechanics in the world, shouldnt you be a hairdresser or soemthing?

Ryan

can completely see the the logic in it.

but why would that be any different from a girl, its only as good as the person giving it. Doesnt matter who's mouth it is.

Bit like blokes floggin the dolphin, no bird can do it aswell as doing it ourselves ourselves, because we've had so much practice at it.

All you need to do is find a bird who's willing to learn, or has already learnt the tricks of the trade.

Mike Rainbird

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Chip,
As an experienced receiver of blow-jobs from females (I guess? ), perhaps you should ask your work collegue to prove it to you - you can then post up the results after lunch, so we have a definitive answer from someone completely unbiased .

I agree that the quality of blowjobs from the different girls I have dated in the past has been extremely variable. Most seem keen to learn though .

brad

blowjobs dont really do much for me anyway tbh
i.d rather take a stroll up some 18yr old birds cadbury corridoor than beat the living daylights outa her tonsils

TheBishMan

It's true that there are girls who aren't great at it but I don't believe every guy is an expert either!

I think it'll always be better getting head from a person you're attracted to as it's quite a visual thing (stored in the memory cos fook knows how long it's gonna be before you get another!!! )

So really not an argument, just depends if you're gay or not!!

Phil

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I guess it's the same as when birds say how great other women are are flicking their bean and giving them multiples etc!

CabrioTurbo

So wrong but sooo true!

RichardPON

Ryan - you're taking this a little too seriously.

Anonymous

LOL, fair point

Depends on the bird though, girl i was seeing before xmas really like to be face fucked, litterally just shag her throat, she was gagging all over the place and nearly chucking up but claimed to enjoy it, that was kind of amusing in a fairly sadistic kind of way.


Mike, sadly ive already made lunchtime plans today.

R4N SS

iTrader: (6)

is that from Sue Collins?

Mike Rainbird

iTrader: (3)

Look forward to seeing your report at some time in the future then .

Anonymous

Ok Mike, it will be in a post called something like.

"This post brought to you by far too much stella"

AlexF

pmsl @ chip..

and at Graceland!

Does it matter is my question ?


alex

Anonymous

Alex, are you a "turn the lights out and dont worry about who is doing it so long as it feels good" kind of guy then?

Graceland

THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL DAY

fookin caps lock


and chip - yep, am a gayboy (for politely putting it with humor, lol) - aint just a bus mechanic, also do allsorts of other "manly" things - but fook rite off with hairdressing - i have all on trying to deal with my own hairmess, let alone other peoples