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Old 26-01-2011, 11:46 AM
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I hate Corsas, especially wee bams that say "aw mines a twinport its rapid" hate the wankers that put big silly spoilers and bodykits on these wee shitty old ladys cars.

Basically the epiphany of the gay boy racer spoiler sub and neon culture.
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Originally Posted by JonnyBravo
If its the car I think it is he isn't talking out of his arse.

The guy owns 2 Z20LET's pushing some serious numbers, quite ammusing that its in a Zafira of all things.

Chip did the Total Vauxhall feature on it.
I'll be eating my hat then lol! Any idea on what dyno it made 650?
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Think it was midpointgarage
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Originally Posted by crumpet


It spins in 5th in the dry with continental rain sports on it, he runs r888s but last a weekend





It may have soon to come 700bhp but remember it weighs 1.7 tonnes
That is one insane MPV, hats off to the guy!
Old 26-01-2011, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
13 seconds with what terminal and what 60ft?

If your trying to imply its not massive power just because a fwd and heavy car with full interior and normal road tyres took 13 seconds to run a quarter I think you are too used to cars quite a few hundred kg less in weight.

Zafiras are NOT good at launching, I dont know the exact power of Ateeurs corsa when it ran the quarter you are on about but it was certainly "lots" to be managing to get an old bus like that to accelerate so hard on the 2nd 1/8th that it ran a 13 despite a crap start.

Bear in mind that Rod tarry with 650bhp was only doing high 11s and his car is a lot better off the line than a Zafira is.
The original feature in pf of Rods car when it done 200,it did 11.5 at 138 at brunters and surely thats close to a ten at the pod where the zafira run?
Old 26-01-2011, 04:56 PM
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You can't compare a fwd car with what I expect has near to stock suspension to Rods which is on much wider tyres, well setup geometry and the main fact that its rwd so WILL lay the power down far better.
Old 26-01-2011, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by JonnyBravo
You can't compare a fwd car with what I expect has near to stock suspension to Rods which is on much wider tyres, well setup geometry and the main fact that its rwd so WILL lay the power down far better.
Indeed, to be quick off the line you either need to be driving the rear wheels or you need to have very little weight on them.

FWD is only quick on the quarter when its lightweight and all that weight is biased towards the front.

That zafira is all wrong for launching so its pointless trying to guess its power from an ET
Old 26-01-2011, 05:10 PM
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I havent read through the whole thread cause i cant be fooked.I hate vauxhalls too.They just have poor build quality and the engines are shite.
Old 26-01-2011, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Glenn.
They just have poor build quality
Can see the reasoning for that.

and the engines are shite.
Bit of a sweeping statement considering that would include the XE and the LS range, which I dont really think match that description, although I'd agree with it for the ECOTEC
Old 26-01-2011, 05:19 PM
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Funny you say that about the Ecotec Chip, I just recieved a book this morning from the states on how to build a Ecotec to drag spec, some serious stuff in there and TONS of info on whats used, Wire Ringing/ copper gasket being one. Sadly its reasonably current so its based on the chain driven engines but still pushing 1400hp
Old 26-01-2011, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by JonnyBravo
Funny you say that about the Ecotec Chip, I just recieved a book this morning from the states on how to build a Ecotec to drag spec, some serious stuff in there and TONS of info on whats used, Wire Ringing/ copper gasket being one. Sadly its reasonably current so its based on the chain driven engines but still pushing 1400hp
I meant the XEV ones mate, not the modern ally block reverse head ones.

Totally different engine but both get the same label so thats a bit confusing, apologies for not being more specific


Those drag cars are cool


And kind of point out what im saying about FWD cars having the weight a lot further forward to work well than a standard zafira

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Old 26-01-2011, 05:37 PM
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Yeh thats cool !

I was hoping it was going to be more based on the XEV we know better ourselves, still a cool book though.
Old 26-01-2011, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by crumpet
Ive seen the zafira and spoke to the guy,37 and owns a nightclub in birmingham, when i saw him he had the munchies after smokin bud in mpg's 1.2 corsa pmsl

It was 611bhp on a gt30, now it has a secret spec gt35x with a tial housing and is aiming for 700, Hes spent Ł50k on it and also has a 1.2 sxi corsa with a 600bhp gt35 z20, they both have m32 boxes and many other wizardry And even he says theyre pointless, homohamhead he was talkin about you sayin about a white 4x4 saph and magenta 4x4 saph lol, he also has a YB powered mk2 escort project and literally that day bought a gt30 impreza bugeye....
Oih crumpy did he mention the smokestone saph?so which saph your after youd be lucky to get insured not this day and age mateand yeah non of the vouxhall boys are on here theyd probebly say the same about fords lol,
Old 26-01-2011, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
he's a proper petrol head and isnt interested in making up figures, all the figures quoted are what he has been told by the rolling road, wether that set of rollers reads slightly higher or lower than another set I cant tell you.
No offence to the guy but I've seen the 700bhp graph and it's either very clever, witchcraft or

Originally Posted by crumpet
haha he made me respect him tho for buildin the z20 himself and doin a vauxhall instead of a evo/skyline/impreza like alot of asians from bham do, the only thing quicker than it down the a38 is his mates 700bhp evo 3 rs apparently
Evo1 and getting closer to 800 from what I hear, however Mr Shead may be able to tell us more. Some of the RX7's will be quicker as well I imagine

Originally Posted by Chip
He's done a lot of it himself but I think his last bottom end was built by steveboyslim for him

I believe they race about 2 miles when they go down the A38, so im sure its pretty competitive there even against cars that would kill it on the quarter mile where it struggles for traction.
About a mile, but I hear he isn't embarrased (sp?) much. Very quick car

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Old 26-01-2011, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by MOHAMMED
Oih crumpy did he mention the smokestone saph?so which saph your after youd be lucky to get insured not this day and age mateand yeah non of the vouxhall boys are on here theyd probebly say the same about fords lol,
2wd saph, t34 at 2.2 bar, lc and nti lag by jano with a 3" straight pipe,dunna worry about insurance pal i can sort that lol

Originally Posted by SiZT
No offence to the guy but I've seen the 700bhp graph and it's either very clever, witchcraft or



Evo1 and getting closer to 800 from what I hear, however Mr Shead may be able to tell us more. Some of the RX7's will be quicker as well I imagine



About a mile, but I hear he isn't embarrased (sp?) much. Very quick car
The zafira aint 700 yet as it cant get mapped, was 611 and its back on a base map, well that was 5 days ago, hes takin it to some bloke in germany to map it

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Originally Posted by SiZT
Evo1 and getting closer to 800 from what I hear, however Mr Shead may be able to tell us more. Some of the RX7's will be quicker as well I imagine
Would that be a black evo by any chance?
Old 27-01-2011, 07:05 AM
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[QUOTE=crumpet;5312556]2wd saph, t34 at 2.2 bar, lc and nti lag by jano with a 3" straight pipe,dunna worry about insurance pal i can sort that lol



The zafira aint 700 yet as it cant get mapped, was 611 and its back on a base map, well that was 5 days ago, hes takin it to some bloke in germany to map it[/QUOTe NA seriousley mate i thought you was 18 or something insurance on a saph @ that age forget it mate im just tring to find out classic insurance and believe me its high and that zafira its fast ive seen it go gota give credit to the guy and theres a smokestone saph there thats fast well was about 370bhp lol

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I Love my NOVA SPORT Not going to say anything else.
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[quote=MOHAMMED;5312646]
Originally Posted by crumpet
2wd saph, t34 at 2.2 bar, lc and nti lag by jano with a 3" straight pipe,dunna worry about insurance pal i can sort that lol



The zafira aint 700 yet as it cant get mapped, was 611 and its back on a base map, well that was 5 days ago, hes takin it to some bloke in germany to map it[/QUOTe NA seriousley mate i thought you was 18 or something insurance on a saph @ that age forget it mate im just tring to find out classic insurance and believe me its high and that zafira its fast ive seen it go gota give credit to the guy and theres a smokestone saph there thats fast well was about 370bhp lol

Yea for you lol but you live in birmingham, i live 20 mins away in probably the most boring place in the Uk where nothing ever happens, i had a quote a year or so ago for Ł2200, its no where near that now.

Originally Posted by D7AKE
I Love my NOVA SPORT Not going to say anything else.

Pics?still got twin 40s on it? i remember seeing a genuine sport with a xe in it, a waste if you ask me!
Old 27-01-2011, 08:53 AM
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I'd love a totally original nova sport

Proper iconic car!
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Originally Posted by crumpet
The zafira aint 700 yet as it cant get mapped, was 611 and its back on a base map, well that was 5 days ago, hes takin it to some bloke in germany to map it
I did suggest MSD to him as an alternative, as Stu can properly remap the setup that he has, but I can see why he would want to go to Arnu(sp?) as he does have a good name with these engines.
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yea well he said its worth the trip as hes gonna take the corsa and the zafira on a low loader and have a nice little trip out, hes got the money an time to do it so fairplay to him lol
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Originally Posted by phil69a
Would that be a black evo by any chance?
Yes (this parts here to fill up space because of the 6 character posting rule)
Old 27-01-2011, 03:20 PM
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What Vauxhall do I hate?

Worst one ever for me has to be the calbra! I hated them when they were about years ago, never forgve my best mate for turning up round my house in is newly acquired one What made it especially worse were the TSW stealths with dodgy offset (making them stick out the arches) Hideous cars in my opinion.

I always had a serious hatred for 80's and 90's vauxhall dashboards and especially the heater control area, the look of the fan knob with the built in rear demister (iirc) actually made me feel sick.

Did have a lot of fun in my mates b reg astra gte though, it was a rapid little car. It was a 1.8 and blew up eventually, he put the later 2.0 in expecting it to go even better but it seemed worse and he sold it not long after. I actually (stupidly) tried to relive those days by buying a 16v mk2 gte many years later for a work runner, soon sold it and went back to jap turbo stuff.
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[QUOTE=crumpet;5312696]
Originally Posted by MOHAMMED


Yea for you lol but you live in birmingham, i live 20 mins away in probably the most boring place in the Uk where nothing ever happens, i had a quote a year or so ago for Ł2200, its no where near that now.




Pics?still got twin 40s on it? i remember seeing a genuine sport with a xe in it, a waste if you ask me!
Ł2200 u should have taken that at your age forget it now mate you can double that lol.
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I'll tell you what I hate more than anything, people who are too retarded to use the quote function properly.


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Originally Posted by MOHAMMED
Oih crumpy did he mention the smokestone saph?so which saph your after youd be lucky to get insured not this day and age mateand yeah non of the vouxhall boys are on here theyd probebly say the same about fords lol,
Not really I had mine since I was 18, I always wanted one since I was a nipper and still don't want anything else, I was a Sierra geek since/still growing up with one since I was a kid so if you want something enough!

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Exactlly

Plus im an old fucker now... 19!

Alot of members are old enough to be my dad haha

fuck it start them young lol, ive wanted a 2wd saph since i was 8-9 years old, a local lad built a replica from a ebony black ghia on a h plate, has a YB in it and all the trim and escos wheels, the plate reads somethin like H7--REP and is still goin around.

There used to be shit loads in my town in the early 2000's, now theres only around 10 and theyre garaged and never used, 1 being a rs500 on gold rl7's, 2 white 2wd saphs, a reshelled 3 door in a 1.6 shell, a mallard t25 escos, a magenta 4x4 and a moonstone to name a few

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Originally Posted by SiZT
Yes (this parts here to fill up space because of the 6 character posting rule)
lol! (what a fackin rediculaaaarse rule!!!)
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I dont mind the vauxhalls but hate the japs lol,

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[QUOTE=crumpet;5312696]
Originally Posted by MOHAMMED
Pics?still got twin 40s on it? i remember seeing a genuine sport with a xe in it, a waste if you ask me!
Yes, still has the twin 40's...

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