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Old 02-10-2010 | 11:37 AM
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hi all having a bit of a prob in the bedroom with the time it takes for the magic bit to happen?

any ideas?

oh my wife is absolutely stunning could this be why or am i just shite in bed?

any help much appreciated
Old 02-10-2010 | 11:39 AM
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pmsl i take it this is pay back for you hacking your mates account
Old 02-10-2010 | 11:40 AM
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if this thread doesnt turn into a PF classic i will be surprised
ask JohnnyB for some advice
Old 02-10-2010 | 11:41 AM
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Old 02-10-2010 | 11:50 AM
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dont worry, we all get it...


...don't we?
Old 02-10-2010 | 11:54 AM
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just sit back and go to your happy place. Mind you now you've mentioned your wife is stunning, feel free add pictures to the "show us ya missus" thread in the mens room

It does suck though, why do the guys get the hard part of the bargain. All the bird has to do is just lie on her back with her bloody legs open!

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Old 02-10-2010 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by RONNIE AMIS
pmsl i take it this is pay back for you hacking your mates account
Sure hope so....for him
Old 02-10-2010 | 12:13 PM
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does it work when you pull one off by hand
Old 02-10-2010 | 12:34 PM
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stress



try to relax and go with the flow ,


" just let it happen "



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Old 02-10-2010 | 12:48 PM
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also stress i think mate.
Old 02-10-2010 | 01:11 PM
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Your missus always gets me rock hard m8.
Old 02-10-2010 | 01:11 PM
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Old 02-10-2010 | 01:33 PM
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my wife asked me kiss her somewhere smelly
























so i took her to sheffield!
Old 02-10-2010 | 02:06 PM
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get pissed up,lucky if you can get it up neverming shoot your load
Old 02-10-2010 | 04:39 PM
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Pics of said wife
Old 02-10-2010 | 04:42 PM
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Old 02-10-2010 | 04:53 PM
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Get pictures up of her naked with her fudd hanging out mate, we can then inspect it closely and rule out the chance its something to do with her.


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Old 15-10-2010 | 07:09 AM
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Right lads i have had no net for nearly 2 weeks ben obviously new this and raped me. But unlike him i can admit there is some truth to this! but he ouldn't admit his addiction to pf.

He now swears he will never own a ford again etc etc so wtf is he doing here!!

don't have naked pics sorry lads
Old 15-10-2010 | 07:17 AM
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BUT!

Have you had any joy ?
Old 15-10-2010 | 08:44 AM
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It'ss OK, stand back everybody - the good doctor has arrived. I have written a prescription for the following that should help:

200mg of less fur down there.
150mg of more "motorised bedroom toys".
A full course of smutty DVDs on the big telly in the lounge.
Two cheeseburgers and a big pillow for afterwards.
Old 15-10-2010 | 10:34 AM
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Old 15-10-2010 | 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by cossiedrift
Right lads i have had no net for nearly 2 weeks ben obviously new this and raped me. But unlike him i can admit there is some truth to this! but he ouldn't admit his addiction to pf.

He now swears he will never own a ford again etc etc so wtf is he doing here!!

don't have naked pics sorry lads
WTF??


Cheers,
Grant
Old 15-10-2010 | 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by cossiedrift
don't have naked pics sorry lads
Want to buy some?
Old 15-10-2010 | 11:21 AM
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Ha ha, these posts are hysterical. I'm a lady, this really gives me an insight to men!!
Old 15-10-2010 | 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Dani P
Ha ha, these posts are hysterical. I'm a lady, this really gives me an insight to men!!
Really, fire up a few pics of yourself if you like.


Cheers,
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Old 15-10-2010 | 11:27 AM
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LOL, I dont think so Grant
Old 15-10-2010 | 11:27 AM
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Old 15-10-2010 | 11:28 AM
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Ha ha, I see you all like your funny posts and pics of girls and tits!
Old 15-10-2010 | 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Dani P
LOL, I dont think so Grant
Oh well, thought it was polite of me to offer you the opportunity.


Cheers,
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Old 15-10-2010 | 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by RS Grant
Oh well, thought it was polite of me to offer you the opportunity.
Oh yes of course, thanks for the offer!
Old 15-10-2010 | 11:51 AM
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the fuck is going on with this thread? bizarre lol
Old 15-10-2010 | 11:57 AM
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Are you simply unable to give her an orgasm ? Or are you not popping your load ? A rampant rabbit thruster or love egg will sort the orgasm out and whilst your neeling beside her you can come on her tits or face. You could always try anal sex, she will deffo come from that.
Old 15-10-2010 | 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Dani P
Ha ha, these posts are hysterical. I'm a lady, this really gives me an insight to men!!
No fear gents, this is Dani P:

Old 15-10-2010 | 01:46 PM
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Ha ha hillarious GTI
Old 15-10-2010 | 01:53 PM
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dani a insight into mans brain is easy tits ass,and beer and cars there yer go

oh this a lesson never aswell never leave your account logged in too

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Old 15-10-2010 | 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Are you simply unable to give her an orgasm ? Or are you not popping your load ? A rampant rabbit thruster or love egg will sort the orgasm out and whilst your neeling beside her you can come on her tits or face. You could always try anal sex, she will deffo come from that.

lol he can do his load alright usually inbetween coronation street break


love you dan

thanks for my birthday cake
Old 15-10-2010 | 07:08 PM
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I dont have a problem like that just its some times a bit of a 2 stroker lol
Old 15-10-2010 | 07:22 PM
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Pics up lets c what we're dealing with.
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