hi all having a bit of a prob in the bedroom with the time it takes for the magic bit to happen?

any ideas?

oh my wife is absolutely stunning could this be why or am i just shite in bed?

any help much appreciated

 

pmsl i take it this is pay back for you hacking your mates account

 

if this thread doesnt turn into a PF classic i will be surprised
ask JohnnyB for some advice

 

 

dont worry, we all get it...


...don't we?

 

just sit back and go to your happy place. Mind you now you've mentioned your wife is stunning, feel free add pictures to the "show us ya missus" thread in the mens room

It does suck though, why do the guys get the hard part of the bargain. All the bird has to do is just lie on her back with her bloody legs open!

 

Sure hope so....for him

 

does it work when you pull one off by hand

 

stress



try to relax and go with the flow ,


" just let it happen "



beef

 

also stress i think mate.

 

Your missus always gets me rock hard m8.

 

Stop thinking of Anne Widdcombe

 

my wife asked me kiss her somewhere smelly
























so i took her to sheffield!

 

get pissed up,lucky if you can get it up neverming shoot your load

 

Pics of said wife

 

 

Get pictures up of her naked with her fudd hanging out mate, we can then inspect it closely and rule out the chance its something to do with her.


Cheers,
Grant

 

Right lads i have had no net for nearly 2 weeks ben obviously new this and raped me. But unlike him i can admit there is some truth to this! but he ouldn't admit his addiction to pf.

He now swears he will never own a ford again etc etc so wtf is he doing here!!

don't have naked pics sorry lads

 

BUT!

Have you had any joy ?

 

It'ss OK, stand back everybody - the good doctor has arrived. I have written a prescription for the following that should help:

200mg of less fur down there.
150mg of more "motorised bedroom toys".
A full course of smutty DVDs on the big telly in the lounge.
Two cheeseburgers and a big pillow for afterwards.

 

pm me for some viagra

 

WTF??


Cheers,
Grant

 

Want to buy some?

 

Ha ha, these posts are hysterical. I'm a lady, this really gives me an insight to men!!

 

Really, fire up a few pics of yourself if you like.


Cheers,
Grant

 

LOL, I dont think so Grant

 

 

Ha ha, I see you all like your funny posts and pics of girls and tits!

 

Oh well, thought it was polite of me to offer you the opportunity.


Cheers,
Grant

 

Oh yes of course, thanks for the offer!

 

the fuck is going on with this thread? bizarre lol

 

Are you simply unable to give her an orgasm ? Or are you not popping your load ? A rampant rabbit thruster or love egg will sort the orgasm out and whilst your neeling beside her you can come on her tits or face. You could always try anal sex, she will deffo come from that.

 

No fear gents, this is Dani P:

 

Ha ha hillarious GTI

 

dani a insight into mans brain is easy tits ass,and beer and cars there yer go

oh this a lesson never aswell never leave your account logged in too

 

lol he can do his load alright usually inbetween coronation street break


love you dan

thanks for my birthday cake

 

I dont have a problem like that just its some times a bit of a 2 stroker lol

 

Pics up lets c what we're dealing with.