we thought it was just a bit of a hissy fit, but he's been round now asking if his mrs has come round but we've heard nothing other than when he phoned about an hour ago

turns out that she's come abck from work, they've had a few shandies, their son is only 3 and hasn't been well, she's giving him some words about his crying, the blokes then given her some shouty shouty back, the next thing he knows, shes gone, the kids gone, and he's just called plod to report it

and yes, this is the woman who spends £50 a week on make up

now i'm just waiting by the phone to see if they turn up sooner rather than later, but friday nights aren't really the best time to go missing is it

fooking women eh

 

well if he finds her id smash her had with his pork soldier.

 

thats bad shit dude, hope the kids ok?

 

well, my mrs has just said she can't sleep until she hears from them so it's going to potentially be a long night

don't understand why she took the kid, could have just fooked off herself and been cold and miserable

 

She said she can't sleep, that doesn't mean you can't lol. Only joking, hope it all settles down especially for the kids sake.

 

Dojj, you must have one of the most eventful lives ever. Seriously, scooby doo has fuck all on you!

 

she'll be back when she runs out of money

 

Hope the kids are ok. Silly bint needs a Tombstone!

 

yup agree she will be.

 

just hope she aint took him bank card aswell

 

It's the classic "she's minted and he's skint" love story. She was hiding at the bottom of the garden and the ultimatum is that she wants a plane ticket back home, with or without him or the kid.

Even though she walked out, in her mind she's been thinking "I'm minted, my parents are minted, out family is very big where we come from and he's kicked me out of my house, where I pay the bills and earn all the money?" But she is really shit with money and if he didn't control it they'd be skint.

Spolit little rich kid has thrown a strop and now we are just going to wait and see what happens, thing is though, the kid is juniors best mate seeing as they only live 50 yards down the road and shared childminders and nuresrys and stuff

 

Buy her a plane ticket and tell her to fuck off. Clearly a fruit loop if she was hiding in the garden