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20-08-2010, 07:25 PM
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plenty if fish
fuck me, just killing time searching girls from uk.
75% of them are fooking mothers, the age of 18-21
are durex sending rejects there?
75% of them are fooking mothers, the age of 18-21
are durex sending rejects there?
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20-08-2010, 09:01 PM
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curiosity mate lol
pmsl, milf
" I have an 18 month baby girl, shes the world to me"
ok love, next
20-08-2010, 10:53 PM
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20-08-2010, 11:36 PM
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i used to be on there when i was single. Met some really classy jaw dropping girls but they're all the untouchable sort lol. Got a few one night stands from it, and met some right rot bags who had put on a good few pounds since the pics had been taken that they were using. Met some nice genuine girls on there and was seeing one for a few months. But as u say there is tonnes of single mums on there. If i was single at moment i know i'd be on there hehe 
21-08-2010, 10:26 AM
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21-08-2010, 10:50 AM
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its full of skunks, scunners, single mothers and the dregs of society.
We are paying for all these single mothers so why not get your moneys worth and get round there and slip them a crippler
We are paying for all these single mothers so why not get your moneys worth and get round there and slip them a crippler
21-08-2010, 10:57 AM
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21-08-2010, 11:06 AM
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21-08-2010, 11:15 AM
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I too have met a few off there, 1 of them lived round the corner from me and she put up pictures of her mate to tempt me in, when I went round I soon found out the pictures weren't her so made my excuses and left, pity really as her mate was alreet.
21-08-2010, 12:24 PM
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pmsl been there done that , stop looking for "the one " on a fucking dating site, have to keep telling a mate that ,
treat it like a cheap brothel lol ,
met a few loacl sluts off there,
love the old " ill call you tomorrow line "
like that ever happens
got to admit my mate got me with a cracker the other week,
met a slag in her late 30s
i asked what shes like he said " shes mint , amazing for a woman whos had 6 kids lol !!!!"
treat it like a cheap brothel lol ,
met a few loacl sluts off there,
love the old " ill call you tomorrow line "
like that ever happens
got to admit my mate got me with a cracker the other week,
met a slag in her late 30s
i asked what shes like he said " shes mint , amazing for a woman whos had 6 kids lol !!!!"
21-08-2010, 12:40 PM
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i used to be on there when i was single. Met some really classy jaw dropping girls but they're all the untouchable sort lol. Got a few one night stands from it, and met some right rot bags who had put on a good few pounds since the pics had been taken that they were using. Met some nice genuine girls on there and was seeing one for a few months. But as u say there is tonnes of single mums on there. If i was single at moment i know i'd be on there hehe
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21-08-2010, 02:27 PM
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21-08-2010, 02:36 PM
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in about an 10 month period, probably about 15.
I remember driving over to harlow one night to meet one who i had got chatting to and then was texting for a while. She had sent me pics, i looked at her pics on facebook etc etc and she looked alright. So i take the 35min drive over feeling this is gonna be a great night. I call her when nearby hers like we arranged and she said yeah come to end of the road then turn right and i'll be waiting near there.
Well fuck me sideways, i get to end of the road, its junction, i look left for traffic, then right and wwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
:shoc ked: i see this fucking boat of a thing standing there. Luckily and i say luckily in the way that my balls been saved, she didnt know what car i had so i quickly turned left and drove the other way up the road. I pull over further ahead and think oh shit what am i gonna do, i dont want to hurt her feelings by blowing her out completely. Oh shit oh shit. I rung a mate and said Neil what the hell do i do shes fucking rancid (spelling). He said just drive off but i couldnt so i went back and picked her up and we went for a drink. Its a really weird feeling when your with a girl you've been texting almost constant for past 2 weeks or so and talking on phone etc is there sitting across from you looking nothing like what must have been pictures of her about 2 years before when mcdonalds hadnt yet gone 24hours in her area.
What made matters worse was we were in a Yates bar and ther was a group of pretty hot girls in there and i swear the whole time we were in there they were occasionly looking over thinking what the fuck was he thinking by going out with her.
Needless to say we talked alot less after that night the i pretended a ex had come back on the scene. Lucky escape, but still a waste of Ł15 of petrol and about a Ł10 on couple pints and a couple bacardi breezers.
Be careful fellas, theres alot of man eating beasts out there hidden behind computer keyboards.
I remember driving over to harlow one night to meet one who i had got chatting to and then was texting for a while. She had sent me pics, i looked at her pics on facebook etc etc and she looked alright. So i take the 35min drive over feeling this is gonna be a great night. I call her when nearby hers like we arranged and she said yeah come to end of the road then turn right and i'll be waiting near there.
Well fuck me sideways, i get to end of the road, its junction, i look left for traffic, then right and wwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
:shoc ked: i see this fucking boat of a thing standing there. Luckily and i say luckily in the way that my balls been saved, she didnt know what car i had so i quickly turned left and drove the other way up the road. I pull over further ahead and think oh shit what am i gonna do, i dont want to hurt her feelings by blowing her out completely. Oh shit oh shit. I rung a mate and said Neil what the hell do i do shes fucking rancid (spelling). He said just drive off but i couldnt so i went back and picked her up and we went for a drink. Its a really weird feeling when your with a girl you've been texting almost constant for past 2 weeks or so and talking on phone etc is there sitting across from you looking nothing like what must have been pictures of her about 2 years before when mcdonalds hadnt yet gone 24hours in her area. What made matters worse was we were in a Yates bar and ther was a group of pretty hot girls in there and i swear the whole time we were in there they were occasionly looking over thinking what the fuck was he thinking by going out with her.
Needless to say we talked alot less after that night the i pretended a ex had come back on the scene. Lucky escape, but still a waste of Ł15 of petrol and about a Ł10 on couple pints and a couple bacardi breezers.
Be careful fellas, theres alot of man eating beasts out there hidden behind computer keyboards.
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21-08-2010, 03:05 PM
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1 bird in particular that was texting my pal asked him to send a pic of him to her,which he did.but the pic was shit and not like his p.o.f profile pic (which was shit but showed his m3,boat,r1 and massive house in the background,oh and his cute labrador too)(btw,hes not that bad looking,kinda like tom cruise the night after a jaegerbomber and heroin party)she freaked out a bit so he went to the toilets to get better light for another pic which settled her down.the next day me and him were out fucking about and he had said he would come pick her up for a coffee,(basically to size her up) but he didnt text her,call her or pick her up and she went ballistic,when she got hold of him she was sobbing telling him how she was brutally raped by 2 men when she was 14 and has insecurity issues.needless to say he stopped texting her.that isnt the only p.o.f disaster story i have heard either.
what i think is funny is the folk with profiles on these dating sites and they have the same pic as their facebook account,i always send them a message or say when i see them 'i seen you online the other night'.ha ha ha,plenty of fish-plenty of brutals and single mums.
theres a girl from arbroath,after an intimate encounter,only guys with massive dicks can contact her.thats what it says on her profile.straight to the point.
just for the record,im happily married,i work offshore and most of the horrible dirty bastards have p.o.f accounts and i look over their shoulders to see what uglys they are looking at,thats how i know a bit about it!
what i think is funny is the folk with profiles on these dating sites and they have the same pic as their facebook account,i always send them a message or say when i see them 'i seen you online the other night'.ha ha ha,plenty of fish-plenty of brutals and single mums.
theres a girl from arbroath,after an intimate encounter,only guys with massive dicks can contact her.thats what it says on her profile.straight to the point.
just for the record,im happily married,i work offshore and most of the horrible dirty bastards have p.o.f accounts and i look over their shoulders to see what uglys they are looking at,thats how i know a bit about it!
21-08-2010, 03:19 PM
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I have met some good uns and some fucking idiots on there and as above the fit/good ones are usually complete and utter nutters. I went through hell last year with one.
My fav 'bad' date was the girl who forgot to mention she was disabled and had a severe limp and one big fook off shoe.
I mean - was I not going to notice or somet?
I have met some good uns and some fucking idiots on there and as above the fit/good ones are usually complete and utter nutters. I went through hell last year with one.
My fav 'bad' date was the girl who forgot to mention she was disabled and had a severe limp and one big fook off shoe.
I mean - was I not going to notice or somet?
21-08-2010, 03:52 PM
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i think theres only about 3 or 4 left in stoke on there which i havent fucked, went a bit nutty on it a couple of years ago and was shagging 2-3 a week......90% of them had a kid though, if you can ignore that while your balls deep in there ass then its not a bad place to play
theres also 4 birds from my work on there and im talking to 3 of them to meet up haha
theres also 4 birds from my work on there and im talking to 3 of them to meet up haha
21-08-2010, 03:53 PM
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I have met some good uns and some fucking idiots on there and as above the fit/good ones are usually complete and utter nutters. I went through hell last year with one.
My fav 'bad' date was the girl who forgot to mention she was disabled and had a severe limp and one big fook off shoe.
I mean - was I not going to notice or somet?
I have met some good uns and some fucking idiots on there and as above the fit/good ones are usually complete and utter nutters. I went through hell last year with one.
My fav 'bad' date was the girl who forgot to mention she was disabled and had a severe limp and one big fook off shoe.
I mean - was I not going to notice or somet?
Tha really has had me pissing myself laughing mate.....CLUB foot, can't imagine why you would see that as a problem
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I have met some good uns and some fucking idiots on there and as above the fit/good ones are usually complete and utter nutters. I went through hell last year with one.
My fav 'bad' date was the girl who forgot to mention she was disabled and had a severe limp and one big fook off shoe.
I mean - was I not going to notice or somet?
I have met some good uns and some fucking idiots on there and as above the fit/good ones are usually complete and utter nutters. I went through hell last year with one.
My fav 'bad' date was the girl who forgot to mention she was disabled and had a severe limp and one big fook off shoe.
I mean - was I not going to notice or somet?
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21-08-2010, 07:57 PM
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I have met some good uns and some fucking idiots on there and as above the fit/good ones are usually complete and utter nutters. I went through hell last year with one.
My fav 'bad' date was the girl who forgot to mention she was disabled and had a severe limp and one big fook off shoe.
I mean - was I not going to notice or somet?
I have met some good uns and some fucking idiots on there and as above the fit/good ones are usually complete and utter nutters. I went through hell last year with one.
My fav 'bad' date was the girl who forgot to mention she was disabled and had a severe limp and one big fook off shoe.
I mean - was I not going to notice or somet?
21-08-2010, 09:21 PM
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The worst was I met her at the Elms in Cov... a pub that is most notable for the 20 or so steps up to the front door.
One at a time.. come on love... there we go.
When she parked in the spakka spot I thought she was just a twat and wanted to park closer to the pub - nope... got da badge. Enit!
One at a time.. come on love... there we go.
When she parked in the spakka spot I thought she was just a twat and wanted to park closer to the pub - nope... got da badge. Enit!