pmsl been there done that , stop looking for "the one " on a fucking dating site, have to keep telling a mate that ,

treat it like a cheap brothel lol ,


met a few loacl sluts off there,

love the old " ill call you tomorrow line "


like that ever happens

got to admit my mate got me with a cracker the other week,

met a slag in her late 30s

i asked what shes like he said " shes mint , amazing for a woman whos had 6 kids lol !!!!"