cfoster

Just had new neighbours move in next door and they've got this fatass cat thats already decided to shit in my garden a few times. Earlier on my little dog was going spastic at the cat as it walked along the top of the fence in between us. The dog wouldnt attack him but the cat looks a nasty smug bastard and I dont want him shitting.

Now I HATE cats with an absolute passion but wouldn't hurt one inhumanely (although I have thought it!!) so what can I do to stop the fat fucker A: coming in the garden, and B: shitting in it. The fences are 6ft high so thought of perhaps putting trelises (sp!!) on top, but then he may just walk on them?

Any ideas? Is there something I can paint the top of the fences with or something?

Cheers
Chris

lead_foot

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Get a 'better' dog.

syko2005

a few of these around the garden should do the trick



might make a mess tho
on a serious note i think you can get some buy some sort of repellant to put in your garden

cfoster

lead foot - we love our dog so there is nothing 'better' out there!!! - although I do know what you mean!!!!!!!

syko2005 - problem with putting repellant down would be our dog wouldnt it?

lead_foot

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LOL, why not get another dog to keep your dog company?

cfoster

lol, the missus keeps saying that but i'm quite happy with one dog!!

Lambchop

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Get some tiger shit. Apparently they dont like "bigger cat" shit.

escort1989uk

co2 air rifle unloaded the noise of the gas leaving the chamber shits them rite up. safe and harmless fun unless it has a heart attack

botters

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cat + bag + river = no more cat shit

cfoster

pmsl @ botters / escort!!!!!!! Would love to do that as when i lived at home cats always used to walk on my cars, not really feasible these days!!

Someone suggested som upside down round guttering along the tops of the fences so they slip on them??

syko2005

you can get a repeller that just keeps cats away and wont upset your dog. They are rods that you put in the ground and give off a strong citrus smell.

KSA-Cossie

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This is a job for warren and his anti tank gun chris.

jamesXXX

Quality mate, pissing myself at that reply.

jamie's

you can paint sticky stuff on the top of the fence(grease etc)
that'll stop the cat walking on it
and should hopefully keep it away fron your garden
if that dont work, shoot it,
i hate cats too

beemerbazza23

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I have exactly the same problem mate, Just recently got some "silent roar" which are pellets soaked in lion shit, and that has done the trick so far....

TOMMY_RS

fucking hate cats
its walked all over my car and scratched it

Adam31

I'll second that, sold that stuff when I worked at a garden centre. Best stuff for it.

NoRubNoDub

Stand in your garden and when the car enters, calmly pick it up and drop kick it back over the fence, after a few days it should get the idea

Benni

Strange. Both of mine walk over all our cars and never a mark. Sat on my roof as we speak.

Benni.

geordiegooner

seems a common problem as my garden seems to be the neighbours cats dumping ground,where did you buy it from mate??

cfoster

As above interested where you can get them from.

Also been recommended these:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FENCE-AND-WALL...QQcmdZViewItem

May invest in a badass super soaker and leave it loaded!!

ROADWARS

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just go have a shit in there garden i would with something like this an i reckon they would get the message as there more for them to clean up than you would cat shit

https://passionford.com/forum/muppet...fella-out.html

rostill2007

u can get cat alarms that make a high pitched noise that they dont like and after about 6 weeks you shud be able to take it down and never see the cat again all though dont get one if you cant sleep with the annoying barsteward goin off every 5 mins lol

lead_foot

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Old axel grease on top of the fence?

It's Czech Mate

soak them with the hose, they dont like getting wet.............i also have used lion crap and it works a treat

beemerbazza23

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I just got it from my local garden nursery mate, Im sure its about Ł9 from a garden centre online. Just type silent roar into google....

RichieST

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Don't get me started on this subject

danneth

cant believe no one has said the most obvious... human piss they cant stand it ! piss in a jar or woteva spread round edge of garden etc...

Rsmat

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10 asperins in a bowl of milk..should sort the fooker out...failing that do what i did at our lass`s nans and shoot the cunt dead.

in a humane way tho them tiger shit pellets do work.

cfoster

pmsl!! Well first purchase has just been a long range super soaker, i'll keep her loaded by the door and see what happens!! Think i'll try that silent roar as well.

Good thing is the cat looks quite old so can't be much life left in him, bad thing is they may buy another fooker when he pegs it!!!!

escort1989uk

they dont like the smell of orange peel and cats shit on a scent they leave so try that. you get vitamin c and less cat shit so you will be nice and healthy this winter lol

BM08

Thats what i dont get, out of ALL the places to roam and sit they have to walk on/sit on cars

Dave Hewy

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A little saucer of milk with a few drops of anti freeze in will do the trick, apparently they love it.

eazy_ways

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Had a similar problem, got myself one of these and took the fecker to work with me (30 miles), never seen the fecker since. lol
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rabbit-Humane-...5#ht_500wt_928

cossiedave

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get some tuna put some foam cubes in it you wont see it after a few days cuss it will die as it cant diejest the foam problem solved

WENNY

i havnt read all replies but a STARFISH will stop it

ste1806

I can vouch for the tiger shit works a treat not had a single cat shit in our garden since using it

shep

js fluid is what weve put in our garden not harmful to dogs and cats but cats hate the smell works a treat

silky16v

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white wine vingers on the fence the cats hate the smell and its won't hurt it

COCHYN