I have just been the local jacksons to pick up a couple of beers, when leaving I spote to chavs looking at the back of my car.

For pll who done know it I have a Ausie XR badge and a small cossie badge on the back.

Anyway I hear one the chavs say "I think its one" the other one says "yeah it is a cossie, cossie are Phate mate arnt they"

I was killing my self

 

bit of the chav lingo then.



Dave.

 

aye they had the caps on too I was in a mess driving back

hey dave your car is PHAT man

 

Dave.

 

You got to luv Chav's!

 

Why do they talk like such wanna be hommies

My bro's mate sent me a text earlier saying:-
"Easy Steve, i don't suppose u know da final drive on ur car? Isit da stock one?"

I replied with:-
"1. Speak English 2. No I don't know but it's factory"

 

i was driving like a hooligan the other night with my 14 year old son in the car he turned to me and said, "Dad your phat man"

i said"yeah and your a cheeky little coont"

does he not realise how fookin hard weight watchers is

Pugo

 

 

pugo,