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Old 04-07-2010 | 04:44 PM
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lol quality
Old 04-07-2010 | 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Danster76
Did he hide his helmet?
He had plenty of places to hide it
Old 04-07-2010 | 09:21 PM
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MINT...
Old 04-07-2010 | 09:25 PM
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cool............. hope he didnt wipe his dick on the seats
Old 04-07-2010 | 09:51 PM
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Lol, very good.
Old 04-07-2010 | 10:15 PM
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Old 04-07-2010 | 10:26 PM
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awesome

but what the fook was she doing going thru the glovebox?
Old 05-07-2010 | 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by R4N S S
awesome

but what the fook was she doing going thru the glovebox?
She'd seen the johnny's and when he went for fuel she thought she'd have a nosey to see what he was up to. Imagine the horror when she opened the glovebox and saw that
Old 05-07-2010 | 09:32 AM
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Chop, you should've put a rape kit in the glovebox! that would have been UBER funny!

Some black gloves, rope, gag, Knife. Rags and some chloroform !
Old 05-07-2010 | 09:52 AM
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I think this is all a lie, you lent him the car and remembered it was stashed full of johnnies and sex gel etc... then you posted up an elabotrate story on PF to cover your tracks to stop him revealing the true nature of your stash! Case closed!So, was she tidy???
Old 05-07-2010 | 10:17 AM
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haha
Old 05-07-2010 | 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by rog
I think this is all a lie, you lent him the car and remembered it was stashed full of johnnies and sex gel etc... then you posted up an elabotrate story on PF to cover your tracks to stop him revealing the true nature of your stash! Case closed!So, was she tidy???
aye i second this pics of the quine or it didnt happen
Old 05-07-2010 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
lol just back from getting my car.

When she got in the car she said "i like the look" while pointing at the floor. He thought she meant the car mats which would've been weird

They continued for a while and stopped for fuel before continuing. She made aother comment and he was very confused so said what one earth are you talking about and she said "the condoms". He stopped and looked and said he about wet himself and realised what i did. She then said there's even sex gel and kama sutra in the cubby which she looked at while he got fuel. So she must've been wondering wtf for a while before they talked about it

He said it was a good ice breaker and they talked more about it.

Job jobbed
Dont you love it when a plan comes together!

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Old 05-07-2010 | 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Chop, you should've put a rape kit in the glovebox! that would have been UBER funny!

Some black gloves, rope, gag, Knife. Rags and some chloroform !
Next time () i'll remember that as that would've been even funnier

Originally Posted by rog
I think this is all a lie, you lent him the car and remembered it was stashed full of johnnies and sex gel etc... then you posted up an elabotrate story on PF to cover your tracks to stop him revealing the true nature of your stash! Case closed!So, was she tidy???
Haha! Busted
I'm sure you know who borrowed it
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