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Old 02-07-2010, 02:19 PM
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Right, got a date tonight with a lovely young lady I met through work. The problem I have is I know already I don't want anymore than mates, preferably mates with benefits!!

We've only really been contacting each other lots these last coupla days and I'm getting the feeling she's after too much already.. She's hinting about going on holiday, and asking me too much to soon if ya know what I mean. I told her I was only after mates and see how it goes, and I was looking forward to just having a meal and a laugh!

The thing is her and her whole family are very close to a mate of mine, and said mate's been telling them how sound I am etc etc and I won't fuck her about. And he's basically threatened to kill me if I do! She's only 21 bless her, I'm 31!!

In fairness she may say herself after tonight she ain't interested, and that's cool. But if she is, do I have me fun and face some abuse, or just fuck her off in a nice way?

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Old 02-07-2010, 02:27 PM
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Sounds clingy lol

Don't think she will be happy if you bonk and leave lol

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Old 02-07-2010, 02:32 PM
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may I be the first to say?
pics or STFU
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Old 02-07-2010, 02:34 PM
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do her up the wrong'un and say goodbye.
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Old 02-07-2010, 02:37 PM
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Sounds tricky!! Just need to think, how many more oppertunities are you going to get to nail a 21 year old?

Just get it done mate, never know she may be spot on, she could be nervous as fook about it all which is why she is acting like that to maybe impress you or something?
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Old 02-07-2010, 02:39 PM
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Take her out, give her a few drinks and then put her away. Be king of the office for a wee while.


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Old 02-07-2010, 02:52 PM
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Lol @ the replies, and tag!!


What I forgot to mention is, I deliver to her place of work, and know her Mum quite well already cos she works there too. And her Dad..... I just dunno if I can be arsed with any comeback on it.
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Old 02-07-2010, 02:53 PM
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fuck it, then dump it.... end
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Old 02-07-2010, 03:05 PM
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If you pump her your fucked she will stalk you !
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be nice and leave her a score on the side on your way out...lol
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Get it fucked, film it and stick it on youporn.com for us all to see
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Old 02-07-2010, 03:10 PM
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Tell her you have the clap
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See how tonight works out and then go from there. Stritly no hanky panky though, not worth falling out with your mate and her mum and everthing.

On the plus side, at least you'll know what she's going to look like in 20 years time by just looking at her old dear
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Old 02-07-2010, 03:32 PM
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Dont do it mal just stick to wanking its far more easier and less hassle.
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Old 02-07-2010, 03:53 PM
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Arse, mouth, arse, mouth, fanny, face.

Job done.
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Originally Posted by dojj
On the plus side, at least you'll know what she's going to look like in 20 years time by just looking at her old dear

If thats the case i best give my mrs the boot now
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:03 PM
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If you are asking for advice on girls on an internet forum full of ford geeks.. you REALLY need to focus your attention on other matters mate!
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Glenny Boy
Dont do it mal just stick to wanking its far more easier and less hassle.
never has a truer word has been said on this site
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:16 PM
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never has a truer word has been said on this site
Why thank you.



As Chubby Brown said "lord give women 2 sets of lips, so she could piss and moan at the same time"
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
If you are asking for advice on girls on an internet forum full of ford geeks.. you REALLY need to focus your attention on other matters mate!

True!


But, you've gotta love the comedy replies.


I guess it's just a case of either doing what I wanna do, or doing what I should do...... Let's see how many beers I have.........
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:47 PM
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:57 PM
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You're 31 and she's 21? You should deffo' go for it. When you was 25, she was barely legal.

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Old 02-07-2010, 05:05 PM
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so! has she a ford? interested in fords? -goes to ford meetings,member of passion ford??
YOUR ON THE WRONG SITE YOU NEED
WWW. I NEED ADVICE ABOUT WOMEN .COM
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Old 02-07-2010, 05:06 PM
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just tell her you just want some fun, and nothing serious, works for me everytime as if they dont like it, thay just say and thats that
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Old 02-07-2010, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
You're 31 and she's 21? You should deffo' go for it. When you was 25, she was barely legal.

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No she wouldnt of been legal!
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Old 02-07-2010, 05:57 PM
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tell her the truth and u never know she may be up for it, last thing u wana do is do her and then her thinking its more and then she stalks u. worse case she gives u a slap for asking lol, could be a hell of a lot worse if ya shagged her and ditched her.

oh yeah make sure u use something dont want no pregnant bunny boiler situation.
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
Arse, mouth, arse, mouth, fanny, face.

Job done.
Lol just fucking lol.

Do it and disappear, Just hope no one she knows is on here lol She can't be that hard to avoid for a while.

Apart from the age attraction, is she worth a squirt in general?

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Just out of interest, have you thought about telling her the truth ?

I would advise you take a pack of Orange club biscuits though, that way if she fucks off, you can indulge in some chocolatey goodness and feel good about yourself
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Originally Posted by Mk1-stu
Just out of interest, have you thought about telling her the truth ?

I would advise you take a pack of Orange club biscuits though, that way if she fucks off, you can indulge in some chocolatey goodness and feel good about yourself
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Old 02-07-2010, 07:10 PM
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cant really give advice till you tell me the bra size
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Old 02-07-2010, 07:11 PM
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this girl you speak off better not be on passion ford, otherwise u wont be having the date afterall hahahaha
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by rubinsbin
so! has she a ford? interested in fords? -goes to ford meetings,member of passion ford??
YOUR ON THE WRONG SITE YOU NEED
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I'd bet money you're Aaron Outcast!!!!



Date dated and back home! Yep she had a pretty face and reasonable jugs but fuck me did she do my head in! I got her to drop me off at the shop for fags on the way home and I waved her off......
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