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Old 25-05-2010, 09:22 PM
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Old 25-05-2010, 09:25 PM
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Old 25-05-2010, 09:30 PM
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tags have hit a maximum anyway lol
Old 25-05-2010, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by turbochild
tags have hit a maximum anyway lol
Guess my 2 tags and you can have them

Starting now on channel 971 (Sky) for those of us who are south of "The Scheme"..

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Old 25-05-2010, 09:36 PM
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just about to start on bbc 1, we'll get a laugh at these twats lol



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Old 25-05-2010, 10:35 PM
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cant believe there not lets us see the other series next week funny as fuck
Old 25-05-2010, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by CRAIG HAYTER
cant believe there not lets us see the other series next week funny as fuck
I know remote just hit the telly when they said that lol.
Old 25-05-2010, 10:41 PM
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Gutted its postponed!

FUCKING LOL at Annie telling the story of how her and her husband smashed bottles of each others coupouns while they were getting steamin with her blind sister! What the fuck man.
Old 25-05-2010, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoo
Fixed.
Why thankyou

Speaking of bebo/FB, my mate has found the page for the 20 year old guy on the show that climbed out of the window in the first episode. Apparantly after the first show aired someone posted on his wall something along the lines of: "Give me back my sat nav you wee jakey fuck" - rumbled!!

To be honest I'm surprised the second episode was even aired. I still can't understand why anyone on the show never realised they'd be openly admitting to committing crimes on national TV, and think that they wouldn't be caught.
Old 25-05-2010, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by AGAR-COSWORTH
Why thankyou

Speaking of bebo/FB, my mate has found the page for the 20 year old guy on the show that climbed out of the window in the first episode. Apparantly after the first show aired someone posted on his wall something along the lines of: "Give me back my sat nav you wee jakey fuck" - rumbled!!

To be honest I'm surprised the second episode was even aired. I still can't understand why anyone on the show never realised they'd be openly admitting to committing crimes on national TV, and think that they wouldn't be caught.
he has deleted his bebo now. The day after the last scheme show. He was getting death threats n stuff!
Old 25-05-2010, 11:02 PM
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AGAR-COSWORTH thats what i was thinking there proper stupid counts
Old 25-05-2010, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by P_is_for_Paul
he has deleted his bebo now. The day after the last scheme show. He was getting death threats n stuff!
A few quality (or should that be kWaLiTy?) extracts for you:

SOME OF M.C CUNNYS RHMS TO SING ALONG TO
DEFONITION

MA NAME IS CHRISI C AM SENT UPON A MISSION TO GET THE PARTY STARTED ITS MA DEFONITION DEFONITION TO THE TOP AND TO THE FLOOR DO U WNT TO KNOW THE SCORE OF THE MOTHER F*KKIN HARDCORE TO THE BEAT TO THE VIVE RAISE YER HANDS N TOUCH THE SKY

HEINZY N CUNNY

MC CUNNY N MC HIENZY BEST MCS IN THE KILMARNOCK TOWN CENTRE 3SUM WAE US IS A NYT TO REMEMBER KICK IT TO THE BEAT N MIX IT UP JST LIKE A BLENDER AHAHAH

CUNNY SESSION

C.U.NN.Y RAIZE YER HANDS N TOUCH THE SKY TOUCH THE SKY WAE THE BAD BOY RYHM KI KI KI KICK IT 2 ME ONE MORE TIME MC CUNNY ON THE MIC WAE THE RAPID F*KKIN RHHM SHOUT TO HIENZY ONE MORE F*KKIN TIME NEED A FAVOUR JST GIVE ME THE SIGN

H.M.P N DRUGS

MA NAME IS MC CUNNY C A WIS ONLY EIGHTEEN STARTED DEALIN DRUGS THOUGHT A WAS LIVING A DREAM SELLIN COCAIN BY THE OUNCES TO MANY GRASSES C.I.D POUNCES LIVIN LIFE IN POLMONT PRISON GOT RELEAST FELT LIKE HEAVEN BACK ON THE STREETS STARTED AGAIN THE DRUG SCENE GOES BY MA NAME
Old 25-05-2010, 11:06 PM
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Has he started a new bebo then Yeti? Or is that off his old one? I think it was 'wee cunny yer telt' or somethin like that
Old 25-05-2010, 11:09 PM
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Paul - Yes, I heard that too . I'm sure there has been a few things that have kicked off because of it.

Craig - How these people still have the intelligence required to breathe is beyond me

Yeti - what do they even mean?!
Old 25-05-2010, 11:19 PM
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http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Memb...9-ac813c0bb9e7

THERES HIS MATE
Old 25-05-2010, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by CRAIG HAYTER
I have 5 friends in common with this guy

I found the older Cunningham bebo, that Lisa girl and the Jenna girl there too.
Old 25-05-2010, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by AGAR-COSWORTH
Yeti - what do they even mean?!
Dunno. try this:

Old 26-05-2010, 10:15 AM
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best tag - coldo the scheme tour rep
lol
Old 26-05-2010, 10:16 AM
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I love that the Coldo Tags are making a comeback...


Cheers,
Grant
Old 26-05-2010, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by P_is_for_Paul
I have 5 friends in common with this guy

I found the older Cunningham bebo, that Lisa girl and the Jenna girl there too.
Just been nosing about too. Lisa would be worth a ride!

Last nights was even worse/better than the first one in terms of jakeball-ness. Especially the fight between that Marvin's bird and his cousins. Fucking priceless, could hardly make out a word they were slevering, but funny none the less.
Old 26-05-2010, 03:54 PM
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Haha second one is on youtube now as well.

Little Chris is gonna be a da. Poor aul marv his gaf will be gone.

Id bum Lisa but I wouldn't be hanging round after-fuckin nutjobs the lot of them.

And that 16yr old talkin about whether or not to have the baby with a smoke in her mouth the whole time. Its worse than shameless
Old 26-05-2010, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by dreamer
Haha second one is on youtube now as well.

youtube 10mins a part ??? its on iplayer all in one go

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...eme_Episode_2/


Still cant understand a word tho
Old 26-05-2010, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by dreamer

Little Chris is gonna be a da.
He is a dad now, they had the baby!

Old 26-05-2010, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by P_is_for_Paul
He is a dad now, they had the baby!


she looks rough as fuck lol and he looks like a wee nob

Old 26-05-2010, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by dazoriginal
best tag - coldo the scheme tour rep
lol

thank you, lol

Old 26-05-2010, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by P_is_for_Paul
He is a dad now, they had the baby!

Thats like telling someone the ending of a film

Still watch it if its ever shown
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Originally Posted by Fil
youtube 10mins a part ??? its on iplayer all in one go

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...eme_Episode_2/


Still cant understand a word tho
learn something new every day cheers

Edit: can't watch iplayer from Oz

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Old 26-05-2010, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Fil
youtube 10mins a part ??? its on iplayer all in one go

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...eme_Episode_2/


Still cant understand a word tho

It's OK, the subtitles work on iplayer!
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for fuck sake having a kid bet they give it joints for its breakfast :
Old 26-05-2010, 10:30 PM
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It’s surprising this is getting such big interest. I worked in Council housing for 7 years and its pretty standard stuff tbh, you come across it on a daily basis and maybe that’s why it seems the norm to me. If anything they don’t show the real juicy stuff, i.e. the rapists, pedophiles, murderers, absolute total nutters, etc you come across once in a while that can be VERY interesting to deal with. Some of those things would make a much better program lol.
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Originally Posted by P_is_for_Paul
He is a dad now, they had the baby!

Fuck sake another little sponging chav to be.
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