A couple of days ago I got the pledge out and polished up the tiled floor just as you walk into our kitchen, and made it proper slippy to make my housemates fall over!!

Anyway it worked perfectly as one ended up flat on his face in the kitchen about 5 minutes later

Only problem is I just ran downstairs carrying two new mugs and went head over tit, and it fooking hurts now

Saved the mugs though

 

You fookin goon

 

Yeah, but can you spell Tsunami

 

pmsfl belter, lucky u didnt have ure front teeth out

 

 

PMSL

 

Funny as fook

Sorry, but it has to be said....serves u right!!!

 

I Mr Sheened my Mums kitchen floor thinking I was helping out when I was a kid and my Sister came running into the house flew across the Kitchen and stuck her leg straight through the cupboard. It's funny now but at the time we nearly kiled eachother.

 

 

lol you tool funny gag tho

 

 

least the mugs are safe

 

 

did ya spill wot was in em ( thats trick if ya didnt )

 

oooops. You lucky git. Poor house mates though. you aint living with me.

 

 

could have been nasty.




Dave.

 

 

Just being feedind my mates b ird Ouzo and had her with some nastry projectile vomiting No shag for him tonight