A couple of days ago I got the pledge out and polished up the tiled floor just as you walk into our kitchen, and made it proper slippy to make my housemates fall over!!

Anyway it worked perfectly as one ended up flat on his face in the kitchen about 5 minutes later

Only problem is I just ran downstairs carrying two new mugs and went head over tit, and it fooking hurts now

Saved the mugs though