Chopshop85

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That is now the 4th time driving around in my rst has caused an accident!

Sat at a set of traffic lights in rush hour today, when a chaved up clio coming the other way saw my car in the cue, gave me the old rude boy stare and floored it so I could hear the power of his pipercross induction kit. Unfortunately he was to busy giving me evils to realise the cars in front had stopped moving and he plowed into the back of a berlingo van!!

Just last week I was driving down an A road heading home when a mk5 golf came hooning up my arse desperate to get past, I stuck at 60 and he booted it past me with several mates hanging out the windows giving it the W*nker hand gesture only to hit the curb the other side of the road popping up onto the grass and and spinning 180 into the hedge.

Does this sort of thing happen to anyone else???

james kiely

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you seem to attract them mate

G420 DEL

i hope you did lots of pointing and laughing!

S1rst

I was on the M1 once in slow moving traffic on my bike, and some lad in the middle lane was staring at the bike, and failed to see that his lane had stopped and smacked straight into the car infront. I actually felt quite guilty about that for a week!

matts1

hahah, class mate.

Years back my mate was so busy giving it the wanker sign to some guy as he turned a bend, he failed to see the lampost, wrote his car of the tit.

Some other geezer in his MK1 astra sri was trying to race me, I was in a beige montego ffs!! he nails it past us, screams off up the road then...BANG engine f*cked, me and my mates drive past laughing as this lad is looking gutted on the side of the road with some nasty noises coming from his car.

Chopshop85

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It happens to me on a weekly basis! everyone out there has a "lets show up the rst" attitude.I wanted to take some pics but the lad got out and looked pretty angry.

Its not like i was even moving today? not like i was trying to race him or anything?? i dont get it. i had given the car a good wash a polish today so it was quite shiney. that might have caused it

tejy

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this happens 2 my mate aswell...

once some guy ina merc tried racing him in his vr6...my mate didnt provoke anything he was just going round a big roundabout he tried racing my mate and ended up spinning out and went straight into a lampost..

another time some guy ina corsa tried racing the same mate of mine but ended up clipping both his wing mirrors which both broke off..

we wer in tears because before he was saying how he was such an amazing driver and should be in f1

JamesH

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-beefy-

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do you have a big pair of tits mate ????????????????




beef

RST

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Benni

I'd love to cause an accident like this... Just so I could laugh at them.

Benni.

Rsmat

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wow causing accidents is great.....

vroooom ptssssh

I thought you'd had a bad oil leak for the past few weeks 'til I read the thread, gotta lawl at the twats though!

capricougar

sittin in my big wheeler ,behind a tosser on the phone in his company car,at red lite. blew my horn,too busy on his mobile,he just shot forward thinkin lites had changed (when they had not ) got twatted by a bus PMSL

Caprigirl

Thats funny as

I had a guy rubber neck to get a look at me in the BMW and didnt see the traffic stop and rear ended a 7.5 tonner , I was laughing so much , I bet he felt like a twat

Ebonycossie4x4

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whats funny about that hun, im sure he didnt mean it

Chopshop85

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I would feel guilty, if it wasn't for the fact that it happens to poor drivers that are trying to show me up or whatever it is they are getting at.

Like the clio driver putting his foot down when my car is facing the other way?? whats that going to prove? i dont know what he was expecting me to do, lean out the window and shout "wow!!! your car is awesome"

As for the golf, i'd been sat at 60mph for a good mile or so, so its not like I was egging him on. I really don't understand how some people work lol

Psycho Warren

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its because they are immature retards with massive egos like an insecure 12 year old boy protecting his "bird" after his first snog behind the bike sheds

Ive only caused one car directly to crash like that and it was a gay corsa trying to keep up on a roundabout. Similar to you, hed been up my arse in a 60 zone for no good reason so i took the roundabout flat at 60 as my car could. He tried and understeered off the road and up an embankment

I have caused a couple of cars to spin on the motorway though when the cunts tried tailgating me, again for no good reason. I would have pulled in as soon as safe, to let them past but no they couldnt control themselves so they got brake tested while i heel and toed the accel and brake with clutch dipped so as i slowed i could rapidly build speed to avoid a rear ending the two cunts whove spun when ive done it panicked. That will teach them for tailgating in the wet

Caprigirl

I found it funny that he took his eyes off the road to look at me then crashed , Yeah I;m sure he didnt mean to crash.

tabetha

I failed my first driving test by hitting the car in front, as the examiner was excitedly stamping on the floor, but no dual controls ha ha, it was the girls fault though she had a mini skirt on and made me look!!
tabetha

TOMMY_RS

lol.
i saw some thing like this in janurary, for some reason theres a man down the road that drives a shitty standard vaxhall cavalier, anyway when he see's me or one of my mates he always puts his foot down?!?
anyway, one night i was walking home and saw him, he put his foot down again and went roudn the corner, hit some ice as it was icey as fuck and then he went up the path and hit some ones garden wall

gingerturbo

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hahahahaha serves em right, i had one the other day wernt as good just spent all day washing and polishing my car, and thought id drive it slowley too keep it clean lol, and some div in a 106 went past and nealry jumped out the window to look at my car, and hit the curb and scuffed up his shiny new wheels lol

cossiejay

few years back in blackpool admireing a cosworth powered transit van when i ran up the arse of a mint nova,was not mint after pushed the boot in a foot

rstdave

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Are you that good looking then?

Oranoco

I remember when I had my FRST giving it a hoof under a bridge so it chattered and some chap riding his bike on the pavement was so busy staring in disgust he rode into the wall of the bridge and promptly fell off. I was laughing so much I had to stop in the bus stop as I was crying

1.9 xr2 on 40's

many moons ago i was driving my frst and a r5gtt tried to race me, i wasnt paying attention so he hooned off got about 10 cars ahead and his engine let go, filled the road with smoke and debris

i have enough time to slow and grin as he rolled to the side of the rd

ECOS95

Some kid fell off her bike as she rode past my car, I thought she was trying to reproduce the scene in the Exorcist the way her head was facing. That and the screaming & pointing, neither a good thing when trying to ride a push bike & not looking where you’re going.