it was gonna rape you benni

proper inappropriate abusing...

 

You're sense of smell is oversensitive then, and you don't know as much as you think, because I'm telling you it did and that's the end of it.

It was deffo' not basil brush, as I wrote him a letter once as a kid and I'd like to think we are still friends.

Benni.

 

It probably would have savaged you and the dog!!
Im guessing the sight of you trying to run away with a gammy leg whilst dragging the old lady's dog (as if it was trying to have a shit) across the road caused mr fox to piss himself laughing and render him unable to continue the chase.

 

Fpmsl.

 

Benni,

Dont worry about Foxes. How is the love life?

 

I've had no problems with the ex for over a year, so she's well and truly gone which is the main thing. I'm single at the mo', but I've got my head well and truly in the gym at the moment so that doesn't bother me for the time being. How are you?

Benni.

 

Am ok Benni. Will be a daddy in June. Not long now Glad you are ok and have had no bother from her. Good for you

Back to foxes.......

 

Benni - You're a funny fella at times, but you do have a habit of coming out with silly tall stories. In isolation I'd be inclined to believe you were stared out by a rabid fox - but along with the rest of your tall tales it just sounds like another work of amusing fiction.

Pics or it didn't happen!

 

I won't be going and getting pictures. Firstly because I'd have to go and find the fox, and secondly I don't really care who believes me and who doesn't. I know what happened and that's all that matters.

Not to mention if I was attacked again, I'd have to go on the news and say 'Well I went the night before...' And then no-one would sympathise with me because I'd been warned off by said fox already.

However, I might go round with an old tub of CNP Pro Max I don't use anymore, and offer it as a peace offering.


Benni.

 

Conratulations on the baby, Rich, I am made up for you. All the best with it!

Benni.

 

think its time to get a more manly dog lol

 

a fox woulddnt have hurt ya mate it would have got within its limit of its own safety and stoped and look at ya thats all mate.

 

I know I'm a little late on this one, but Benni, you could be in serious danger. I think you met the Crack Fox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qP2hXUwQTM

 

I dunno', I've been told this by many people, but I think when I hissed at it, he had a funny turn. Althogh it's given many people a good laugh at my expense, which is nothing new. I got told someone called Freddy came down the gym to finish business, and he didn't seem very happy. I said 'Who?' 'What did he look like?' 'You know, Freddy... Freddy the Fox' and then I heard laughing in the background.

Very childish considering I had a near death experience. As for that crack fox, this one was way more manly than he was. And I deffo' don't need a more many dog, as this one has already savaged me a dozen times in the past.

Benni.

 

benni they still dont hurt ya unless it you....

 

funny shit benni

 

So you wont hiss at a fox again?

 

Deffo' not!! I will be avoiding them like lions.

Benni.

 

ignore the hatrers benni nothing wrong with been scared of a fox

 

you having been putting bet's on have you? mr foxy bingo might want his money from you

 

Fpmsl!! Cheers, Danneth!

 

Brilliant! I don't come here often but it was worth it this time, I laughed so hard I nearly **** myself.

 

the fox went for you because he thought you were a chicken,as you were legging like a lame one,maybe

 

Your gonna be fucked if he's with a few team mates next time you go out for walkies. Think you best keep your head down

 

Sounds like the fox that had a go at you earlier in the year has started breaking into houses and attacking babies Benni. I apologise for ever doubting your story now .

 

Get a better dog, even my old little king charles went apeshit at a fox in a field once chased the thing till it ran off.