How dangerous are fox's? Whilst walking my dog I came across a fox in someone's garden so I decided to hiss at it for kicks, assuming it would run away. However, he walked forward and peeped his head round the brick wall, seen me and the dog and started slowly walking towards me, so I started walking faster and then it began to pick up pace and I shit myself and tried to run, I can't run because of my bum leg so kind of walked a little faster, and it was getting closer and I was screaming at this point and I got to the main road and crossed it, and it stayed on the other side of the road and wouldn't come over because luckily a bus was going past, which kinda' saved me from death.

I think I wet myself, and I've fucked my leg from trying to run. Damn, what do you think would have happened to me and/or the dog, and why do you think it came after us?

Benni.

 

if it comes at you take a massive swing with your good leg and boot it square in the face it will soon fuck off

 

Probably just wanted to suck you of

gobble gobble

nom nom nom

 

pmsl!!

 

it looked at you and thought it's kids wouldn't go hungry for week's
either that or it being from liverpool it just wanted to start a fight and rob your wallet


lol only joking mate, no real idea why but the city can change animals might have had a bad experience in past or they can tell if your frightened and so became more agressive or it could of just been enquisitive and you ran like a little girl thinking it was out to get you

 

And what if it snaps at my ankle? I never in a million years expected it to chase after me...

Benni.

 

grab its front legs and in one swift motion pull them both outwards and upwards in an arc, its shoulder blades will tear through its lungs and heart job jobbed
either that or man the fuck up lol!

 

Rob my wallet? I was about to throw my brand new I-phone at it in a bid to scare it off. If it wasn't for the fact that I thought it would make it more angry, I would have done.

The only other time in my life I've been this scared is when chilling down the prom' at 17 listening to Pete Price on a Sunday and I thought the guy in the car next to me was having a laugh flicking the light on and off with me, then I took a closer look and realised he had his cock in his hand. This deffo' tops it... Deffo!

Benni.

 

BENNI your a pussy, scared of a fox lol

 

Who the fuck are you to tell me to man the fuck up? It's all well and good thinking you're Steve Irwin, but you would be replying with 'He should have ran away' if this was a RIP thread. Damn you have a go heroes don't realise how stupid you are.

Benni.

 

I wasn't scared of them or I'd never have hissed... I think this one was on the juice because he wasn't scared of nothing.

Benni.

 

That's chuffing hilarious. I now have a mental picture of a fully grown man screaming hysterically and pissing himself at the same time whilst Mr Big Bad Fox is giving him evils.
Sorry did you say your name was Benni or Jessie lol .

 

i don't even think i'd of been comfortable with that lol.

and yea i think throwing your iphone would of been a waste of a good phone and pissed him off more

 

its a known fact that foxes are attracted to bullshit

 

that has just cracked me up benni!!

 

You got a lot in your area then?

Benni.

 

This was meant to be a serious post, which is a rarity for me, but I can see this isn't the way it's turning out.

Benni.

 

Benni, you ever thought of going on stage? Man you are hilarious.

 

crrrriiiiikey!

 

Do you think it was out the back of the bins snorting charlie lol

why hiss at it in the first place lol

 

that just made me spit a digestive out! Juiced up fox

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCuUnTJgD9M

 

Deffo one of the best laughs I've had in a while.
Getting chased by a fox.
What was it, Samantha Fox!!??
This website never fails to amaze me.
Thank god there's no wolves left PMSL

 

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I'm not so sure now I think about it, but I won't be doing it again. Actually, I won't be going anywhere again after 6, I can assure you.

Benni.

 

Once you've tackled a fox with 'Roid rage, a wolf is small time mate. I could be on the pride of britain awards for saving the dog really...

Benni.

 

afpmsl

but as for not going out after 6 you cant do that as surely the fox has then won the cunning fox lol

 

What sort of (wus) dog do you have? my neighbours mutt goes mental when a fox is around, gets it's self all in a state trying to get at it through the fence! although thinking about it my ex's golden retreiver just liked to roll in fox shit - kinky bastard!

 

Are you and your dog big puffs or summat as my dog goes mad if there is a fox in the garden and i for one would not run from a fox. Grow some balls man and stand your ground for fXcks sake.......................Pussy

just a thought are you about 3ft nothing and about 12 years old as that would explain a lot

 

this wasnt just any fox tho it had been at the roids benni could tell by the size of its balls and the crazy wife beating look in its eye lol

 

Won? I surrendered the moment he popped his head round the wall... I've accepted defeat. Oh, and my Dog is a Shih-Tzu and he was too busy sniffing the grass, and then the next thing he was being yanked along by me.

He was a obvlious to the whole thing... Damn mutt is about as sharp as a sponge. But lets be honest, a Fox mid cycle and a dog who doesn't even go the gym, and spends all the laying on the couch, wouldn't have been a fair fight.

I may start putting some protein powder in his milk though, and work him up from there and go back for round two, but don't hold your breath, because I'm still scared and in shock from the whole experience.

And after all these replies, I'm still no clearer on whether or not I'd have been attacked.

Benni.

 

Well said... Well fucking said! Did I forget to mention it had a sleeveless vest on and a weight lifting belt... He ran so slow because of all the muscle weighing him down too.

Benni.

 

He looked a bit like this...



Benni.

 

you fucking crack me up mate

 

Just be grateful I am still here... Tonight could have ended very differently. Now I am off to bed with my feet firmly under the duvet, in case he burgles my house!

Benni.

 

Can't believe it, Kosman hasn't bummed the fox (or Benni and his dog) in the tags yet. Actually Kosman hasn't even been mentioned in the tags yet. Has the phantom Kosman tag poster died?

 

My birds yorkies chase foxes out the back garden

 

What's that I smell... Hmmm, it's not fox shit... Yup, definitey bull shit.

There's no way on this earth a fox did that.

 

might have been basil,he's been down and out since he's been off the tv

 

Im sure the foxs were thinking something along those lines too

 

Summary-

Bollocks.