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Old 17-03-2010, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by skeg

European cups:

North- 8 (Liverpool, United)
Midlands - 3 (Forrest, Villa)
Scotland -1 (Celtic)
South- fuck all.

Trust you to bring football into this thread you scouser scum but I agree football is one possibly the only thing good about the North


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Old 17-03-2010, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by charlie luciano
Trust you to bring football into this thread you scouser scum but I agree football is one possibly the only thing good about the North


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Yeah but it aint half boring though aint it?
Old 17-03-2010, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by skeg
European cups:

North- 8 (Liverpool, United)
Midlands - 3 (Forrest, Villa)
Scotland -1 (Celtic)
South- fuck all.
You're bringing football into this?
The sport played by the biggest cry-baby pussys in the world?
Old 17-03-2010, 07:17 PM
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Skeg,

yes i meant dribbling.

Originally Posted by skeg
Doesn't matter what you put, Middlands is not the north or south so doesn't come into this age old 'battle'.

Do you mean Midlands as opposed to Middlands? Im sure you did.

Midlands do fit nicely into the north v south debate as they have a weird accent and they are further north than the watford gap. That is good enough for us down south mate

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Old 17-03-2010, 08:12 PM
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I heard something like this on T.V All of this stuff is relative to distance.
Liverpool hate Manchester, but are all Northernors when you add a Southernor,
Southerners, hate northernors and vice versa.
But add a Scotsman and we are English, English hate the Scots (add Welsh and Irish to your own taste)
Add a Frenchman and at least we are British. British hate French.
Add a Yank to the mix, at least we are European (still not sure that works with the frenchman though)
Add an Iranian, westerners rule.
I reckon you could keep gonig till you get to the Aussies!!!
Old 17-03-2010, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Governor
But add a Scotsman and we are English, English hate the Scots (add Welsh !
Well thats wrong, Out of the Scots and the Northerners I know out of 'recreational activities' (for want of a better word) I much prefere the Scots!
Old 17-03-2010, 09:17 PM
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my 1st time at York drag wayabout 6 years ago was up there with the x I got there and put the tent up and these young chaps came over and started talking to us so fast I could not understand one fucking word just looked at Faye and said what the fuck did they just say it was so funny
Old 17-03-2010, 09:41 PM
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So what we've established is that the only good thing about northerners is that they can drink a lot and play football? Something to be proud of that

Not that I can say anything, I'm from Norfolk
Old 17-03-2010, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Ebonycossie4x4
because we are better than northerners.

End of!
Cock!
Old 17-03-2010, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by muffster
Cock!
Does the truth hurt?
Old 17-03-2010, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by zetec-Sam
Does the truth hurt?

What that he is a cock, no.
You?
Old 17-03-2010, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ginger Will
Hull isn't even oop Norf!
is it north of the watford gap? if so then yes it is. fucking northerners
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Originally Posted by BRAMMER
I think it's the humour, well i don't get it - Little Britain, Lee Evens etc..... but then others might not get Shameless, Royal family and others.

EastEnders depresses the hell out of me all they do is moan, gangster act and nab each others post

shameless is reality tv for northerners aint it? jobless bum drinking and doing drugs!
Old 17-03-2010, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by RETRO_AL_
The best football teams are in the north,the best bands come from the north,the best fish and chips come from the north,the best driving roads are in the north,so suck on that you chino wearing shandy drinking homosexual cunts lol
















Joking btw ive got many southern friends

dont make me knife you again al!!
Old 17-03-2010, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by massivewangers
So what we've established is that the only good thing about northerners is that they can drink a lot and play football? Something to be proud of that

Not that I can say anything, I'm from Norfolk

The only problem with Norfolk is southerners keep buying houses here and northerners keep coming on holiday here!
Old 17-03-2010, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by RSTAaron
The only problem with Norfolk is southerners keep buying houses here and northerners keep coming on holiday here!
You forgot about fucking your own sister
Old 17-03-2010, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by charlie luciano
Trust you to bring football into this thread you scouser scum but I agree football is one possibly the only thing good about the North


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Wasn't me (this time), it was that southern fairy.

Originally Posted by CossieRich

Midlands do fit nicely into the north v south debate as they have a weird accent and they are further north than the watford gap. That is good enough for us down south mate

That's your own ignorance then, doesn't change geographic locations or facts that its not part of the north. Besides there is a reason why the BBC English brigade don't let you local goons anywhere near respectable programs.

Could you imagine Danny Dyer types presenting the BBC/ITV news? Walking abortions you lot and you know its kind of funny that you can't spell dribble because that's what you should have been, a dribble down your mums leg. Failing that your dad should have splatted you on your mum's back or blown you into a sock!! Save us all from that pikey accent.
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Originally Posted by zetec-Sam
You forgot about fucking your own sister

That was a rumor started to put people off coming here!

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