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Why do Southerners/Cockneys pronounce 'th' as 'f' or 'v'... ???
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three = free
health = helf
strength = strenf
brother = bruvva
with = wiv
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because we are better than northerners.
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Because the're shandy drinking, Chino wearing cunts
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because we are better than northerners.
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dont you mean norveners from up norff?
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because the're shandy drinking cunts
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we talk worse but still support you and as an area earn more than you...
whats the world coming too.
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Yous earn more because yous charge more you greedy robbing southern foookers
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because the're shandy drinking cunts
Thats a bit out of order isnt it, you forgot the chino wearing part of that sentence
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[quote=Ebonycossie4x4;4795254]we talk worse but still support you and as an area earn more than you...
Ive seen hull on the tv a fair bit, what a total shithole !!!!!!!
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now edited my post.
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we talk worse but still support you and as an area earn more than you...
Ive seen hull on the tv a fair bit, what a total shithole !!!!!!!
It is but whats your point?
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Hull isn't even oop Norf!
16-03-2010, 10:16 PM
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Because its the way we speak? Why the fuck do some northerners talk so rediculously fast? Because that's part of their accent, just like our accent includes prenunciation different to t'up north. TBH, southern accents are awesome, then the farmer ones in the midlands are worse, then the northern accents are the worst, then scottish accents are pretty good.
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Hull isn't even oop Norf!
this lad talks sense
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Hull isn't even oop Norf!
Course it is .
We may talk funny but you lot up there call each other PET
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oi who put me down as a southern puff? im not having that,im not a shandy drinking sheep shagging cant talk right homo.
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I'm from Hereford on the welsh boarder and when I was in London in Feb our sales rep refered to me and Ian as "well you northerns wouldn't understand"
Notherners, It's about as northen as Gloucester
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this lad talks sense
I agree with this Sand Dancer, I do make sense and I live in an even more northerly place; though only t'other side er river like.
Hull is at least 90 Miles South of the Newcastle so is like the Mid-North!
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Course it is .
We may talk funny but you lot up there call each other PET
lol @ pet
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I would say that you can have a better standard of living in the north because you are not getting ripped for everything you buy. Wages in day to day jobs aren't that much different. I have worked all over the country and would rather be up north than down south. Less mardy bums knocking about. Manchester is not really in the North either.
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Life's slow up here, non of that running for trains, buses bollocks + we got Blackpool and the Lake District end of
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Why do the silly cunts always say innit after everything too, innit? And fack instead of fuck!
And the rhyming slang, now that IS pathetic
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Life's slow up here, non of that running for trains, buses bollocks + we got Blackpool and the Lake District end of
@ blackpool , its no better than any other beach around the uk so nothing to be proud of really , and as for the Lake District im sure its a nice place if you want to run around after sheep
And south yorkshire = last of the summer wine
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Life's slow up here, non of that running for trains, buses bollocks + we got Blackpool and the Lake District end of
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Why do the silly cunts always say innit after everything too, innit? And fack instead of fuck!
And the rhyming slang, now that IS pathetic
im with ya on that 1 mate.....
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Life's slow up here, non of that running for trains, buses bollocks + we got Blackpool and the Lake District end of
you forgot the best part mate no shandy drinking chino wearing mockneys littering the place with there rhyming slang and inability to speak properly lol
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You need a geography lesson
Its west yorkshire you facking fool, innit!
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They have the cheek to say about us, I watched Rab C Nesbit and couldn't under stand a word.
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The reason they talk like it, anyway, is half of them are foreign fuckers....its like going abroad down there, but not abroad to somewhere nice
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They have the cheek to say about us, I watched Rab C Nesbit and couldn't under stand a word.
APMSL in his dirty vest as the northern coonts can afford soap
Sorry i dont go upto yorkshire but im sure its all the same
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Why do Southerners/Cockneys pronounce 'th' as 'f' or 'v'... ???
e.g.
three = free
health = helf
strength = strenf
brother = bruvva
with = wiv
Still better than speaking like a German!
three = zree
health = helz
strength = strengz
brother = bruzza
with = wiz
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@ blackpool , its no better than any other beach around the uk so nothing to be proud of really
It's the smell mate, there nothing else like it
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and as for the Lake District im sure its a nice place if you want to run around after sheep
Not that old chestnut again
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The reason they talk like it, anyway, is half of them are foreign fuckers....its like going abroad down there, but not abroad to somewhere nice
Really? not where i live theres not.
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APMSL in his dirty vest as the northern coonts can afford soap
Sorry i dont go upto yorkshire but im sure its all the same
Reb c nesbit wasnt even from this country! Scotland isnt classed as oop north, its a different country!