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Old 16-03-2010, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by BRAMMER
It's the smell mate, there nothing else like it



Not that old chestnut again

Same as southend then mate
Old 16-03-2010, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
The reason they talk like it, anyway, is half of them are foreign fuckers....its like going abroad down there, but not abroad to somewhere nice
Old 16-03-2010, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Harris.
Really? not where i live theres not.
well maybe not in your house....
Old 16-03-2010, 11:09 PM
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well you don't get much further north, now your being picky.
Old 16-03-2010, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Reb c nesbit wasnt even from this country! Scotland isnt classed as oop north, its a different country!

To me its way up north , its not south of essex is it
Old 16-03-2010, 11:12 PM
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keep going lee could read your replys all night
Old 16-03-2010, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by danneth
keep going lee could read your replys all night
AWWW bless , lee you have a little arse licker
Old 16-03-2010, 11:17 PM
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The best football teams are in the north,the best bands come from the north,the best fish and chips come from the north,the best driving roads are in the north,so suck on that you chino wearing shandy drinking homosexual cunts lol
















Joking btw ive got many southern friends
Old 16-03-2010, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Harris.
AWWW bless , lee you have a little arse licker

mate hes a dingle i would never get any closer then the internet
Old 16-03-2010, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by danneth
mate hes a dingle i would never get any closer then the internet

I would think again at the little pic below your name He has a gut look...where he sits in his local in the village

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Old 16-03-2010, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Harris.
I would think again at the little pic below your name He has a gut look...where he sits in his local in the village

thats not lee he has bigger tits
Old 16-03-2010, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Harris.
To me its way up north , its not south of essex is it
It is if you travelled facking sarf of essex and kept on going all the way round the globe till you got to haggis land! innit
Old 16-03-2010, 11:22 PM
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Oy im a giver not a taker! Kants
Old 16-03-2010, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by danneth
thats not lee he has bigger tits


Fat coooont
Old 16-03-2010, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Oy im a giver not a taker! Kants
that goes through me just reading it
Old 16-03-2010, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by danneth
that goes through me just reading it

I bet he does
Old 16-03-2010, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Harris.
Fat coooont

so you've been there to then?
Old 16-03-2010, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Harris.
I bet he does

can tell harris is originally from up north with the sense of humour
Old 16-03-2010, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by danneth
so you've been there to then?
Na he's all yours

Just the normal PF bollox aint it .

Im off, dont want to wake up late and have to run for my train

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Old 16-03-2010, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Harris.
Na he's all yours

Just the normal PF bollox aint it .
He fucking isnt, fucking Dee dar! I wouldnt fuck him with yours
Old 16-03-2010, 11:34 PM
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A bloke walks up to the reception at a veterinary's surgery in Barnsley..

Receptionist: Can I help you?

Bloke: I want ter know ow much it'd be ter get mi cat seen to.

Receptionist: Well the prices vary depending on the age, condition and gender of the cat. Is it a tom?

Bloke: No, I browt it wi me


Old 16-03-2010, 11:39 PM
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I like!
Old 17-03-2010, 12:05 AM
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londoners ftw!you northern lot are just lemon!
Old 17-03-2010, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by mechanic28
londoners ftw!you northern lot are just lemon!
You lot will pay 200k for a flat and then give us shit.
Fucking toby
lmfao
Old 17-03-2010, 12:28 AM
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i will give you that lol i would actually move up north for the cheap houses!

but if ya think up north is better then london town ya having a giraffe!
Old 17-03-2010, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by mechanic28
i will give you that lol i would actually move up north for the cheap houses!

but if ya think up north is better then london town ya having a giraffe!
it's loads better, london's full of southerners for a start
Old 17-03-2010, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by danneth
that goes through me just reading it
Why don't you go and suck his dick already!
Old 17-03-2010, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by mrjenrst
it's loads better, london's full of southerners for a start
No it's not full of southerners it's full of polish taking our jobs spending Ł2.50 and sending the rest home and afghans living in million pound council houses that's what makes London shit!
Old 17-03-2010, 06:38 AM
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Once you go down past the RAC building on the M6 beer prices double

Bloody southern softies
Old 17-03-2010, 06:46 AM
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you lot up norff are mugs
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I bet more than half of you hovis eating, andy capp wearing, steak and ale pie eating northern monkey bastards don't even know the true definition of a "cockney"

now go and have some toast using bread "wit nowt takin owt"


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Old 17-03-2010, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by charlie luciano
I bet more than half of you hovis eating, andy capp wearing, steak and ale pie eating northern monkey bastards don't even know the true definition of a "cockney"

now go and have some toast using bread "wit nowt takin owt"


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Blimey! Thats a flaaahr pot a idea! I just need ter go down apples an' pairs . Nuff said, yeah?


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Old 17-03-2010, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by charlie luciano
I bet more than half of you hovis eating, andy capp wearing, steak and ale pie eating northern monkey bastards don't even know the true definition of a "cockney"

now go and have some toast using bread "wit nowt takin owt"


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Born near the bow bells innit bruva ?
Old 17-03-2010, 09:15 AM
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OH dear. Another north v south debate lol

To be a true cockney you have to be born within the sound of Bow Bells.

For those northerners who are slating us southeners and the way we sound. The general feeling of southerners towards the way northerners sound is as follows:

FUCKING THICK.

especially true if you are from Birmingham area and most defiantely if you are from Dudley. Ok thats midlands but far enough north to be included. Liverpool accent we find rather amusing. Yorkshire - less said about farmer giles the better i reckon.

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Old 17-03-2010, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
For those northerners who are slating us southeners and the way we sound. The general feeling of southerners towards the way northerners sound is as follows:

FUCKING THICK.


You mean "facking fick" surely?
Old 17-03-2010, 09:30 AM
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No Skeg:

I mean fucking thick as it sounds. Stop dirbbling mate. You are now proving why we think you are all backwards.
Old 17-03-2010, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
OH dear. Another north v south debate lol

To be a true cockney you have to be born within the sound of Bow Bells.

For those northerners who are slating us southeners and the way we sound. The general feeling of southerners towards the way northerners sound is as follows:

FUCKING THICK.

especially true if you are from Birmingham area and most defiantely if you are from Dudley. Ok thats midlands but far enough north to be included. Liverpool accent we find rather amusing. Yorkshire - less said about farmer giles the better i reckon.
Are you forgeting that noise the Newcastle lot call an accent. Now that is just plain fucking annoying, they change pitch half way through a sentence! Feel sorry for cheryl cole, she's fit as you like till she opens that pie hole of hers - she's got a voice that makes me want to set her on fire!
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Rob,

I feared i would be typing all day if i had to include every northern accent lol.
Old 17-03-2010, 09:33 AM
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Actually I wouldn't set her on fire, just spray deodorant in her gob so she couldn't speak!
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why do northers say fuck like fook and cunt like coont -

fooking coonts

i pop up shop cracks me up everytime too

facking norvern caants



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