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Old 17-02-2010, 12:15 PM
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We all know she was fucking awful yesterday at the awards. For a start she was lip singing, and she even managed to fuck that up. It was fucking awful. I can lip sing better than she can, and I'd have a go at her in a singing contest too, and I'm fucking dire. Yet this morning I've heard two radio stations and one television show claim how she stole the show, and was amazing. They clearly can't mean what they say, as I'm confident a blind man could see she was fucking shite, so why do they claim it? Are they paid to claim such bullshit or are they just desperate to become part of her gang so lick her arse.

It does my fucking head in. 'Did you see Cheryl?' 'Yeah, wasn't she fabulous, how does she do it, she is amazing!'. Is one of the things I heard, or along those lines. The people on The Viva channel just claimed she was amazing, and stole the show or something.

What they should be saying is, how does this cunt get away with being a judge on a singing contest, when she only has to mime and manages to fuck it up.

Rant over, I'm off for a shit.

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Originally Posted by Benni

What they should be saying is, how does this cunt get away with being a judge on a singing contest, when she only has to mime and manages to fuck it up.
I agree 100%

I don't see what all the fuss is about. She plainly has a severe lack of talent, despite earning fame and fortune by winning a "talent" contest, and now by being a judge on one.

I don't think she's anything to look at either really. OK, so she's far from bad looking, but she's a bit plain and too skinny. There are better looking birds than her on every council estate in the UK, just that we live in a very shallow, celebrity-obsessed culture, so every fooker is too blinded by the lights to see it.

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for her appearance more than her singing i would think. she mimed x factor cause she was too nervous and didnt have time between being a judge and a singer or something like that. though most singers mime at big things like awards and tv shows. she can sing its proven she can but its up to her or her manager or even the label saying whats what and when.

she did look hot though.. thats all i give a shit about lol

but who cares she will sell records she will sell papers and loads of other things and even be internet discussions
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Originally Posted by Diamonds.
she mimed x factor cause she was too nervous and didnt have time between being a judge and a singer or something like that.
What sort of excuse is that for a professional performer?

I can't imagine Daltrey, Plant, Jagger or McCartney having to mime because they were too nervous to sing!
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fuck knows im not her lol
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I'd still ram it right up her though. Ashley Cole is a fud if he's playing away with something else and he has that at home.
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Have you tried singing while performing a dance routine? It'd be like trying to stay in tune whilst running on a tread mill. I can understand "lipsyncing" on big performances such as that.

If i went to see an acoustic artist and they lipsynced I'd go fucking mad.

It was a performance, it was supposed to be entertaining. To most, it was just that.



For the record, I don't listen to pop by choice, i'd rather listen to some rock/metal/ect. I can just understand why it's difficult.
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Originally Posted by JayCC
Have you tried singing while performing a dance routine? It'd be like trying to stay in tune whilst running on a tread mill. I can understand "lipsyncing" on big performances such as that.

If i went to see an acoustic artist and they lipsynced I'd go fucking mad.

It was a performance, it was supposed to be entertaining. To most, it was just that.



For the record, I don't listen to pop by choice, i'd rather listen to some rock/metal/ect. I can just understand why it's difficult.
Shes a woman, she should be able to do two things at once
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i was going to post the same thing last night

i watched the show and i think peter kay summed it up brilliantly with his "20 minute show stretched out for 2 hours" line

i personally counld't give a fuck if she's to fucked up to perform because her hubby's been playing away, women get away with MURDER because they've got "feelings"

fuck that shit, she's prooved that she;s got fuck all talent other than being skinny and wearing fake hair and i've said it all along

but too many people need that type of "celebrity" to earn money and column inches so as long as she's plastered all over the telly they'll write about her

the whole show though was the best and worst of what's good/bad with the whole music industry though from that oasis chap being a twat to jls being genuinly humbled by winning to lady gaga being bonkers to robbie being a bit hit and miss to cole miming badly to peter kay who was so funny that it was lost on the audience of z listers

i've also developed a dislike to florence, of machine fame, i've tried to like her but i just find myself thinking she's shit, in a goth/emo type of way

anyway, my night was better spent sat in the hospital waiting room with a pizza
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That florence bint does my nut, radio one having been raping her ass for the past year and I really hate her voice, and that you got the love cover seems to get played 150 times a day, cheryl cole has NO talent I mean that is just embarassing for her annd I cringe watching her dance!!, dont even find her attractive just bewildered at it all tbh.

I like lady gaga, the other half loves her music so Ive heard her album to death and iit is quite catchy but at least she has real talent, also the robbie thing looked to me as if the bosses went, hmmm how can we give this too this year?? but he is entertaining .

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Originally Posted by JayCC
Have you tried singing while performing a dance routine? It'd be like trying to stay in tune whilst running on a tread mill. I can understand "lipsyncing" on big performances such as that.

If i went to see an acoustic artist and they lipsynced I'd go fucking mad.

The people she herself judges are supposed too, and do manage to do so every week live on television. I completely agree with Mike. I've just seen another news channel claim she blew the brits away. Makes me sick.

I remember the other week on a local radio station she was reffered to as 'Our' Cherly, as if it was her Sister. Then going on to talk about how she met her once and she was lovely. I'd love to have a radio show, I'll tell you who I like and dislike, and I won't be licking anyone's arse.


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Originally Posted by Benni
The people she herself judges are supposed too, and do manage to do so every week live on television. I completely agree with Mike. I've just seen another news channel claim she blew the brits away. Makes me sick.

I remember the other week on a local radio station she was reffered to as 'Our' Cherly, as if it was her Sister. Then going on to talk about how she met her once and she was lovely. I'd love to have a radio show, I'll tell you who I like and dislike, and I won't be licking anyone's arse.


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anone who's seen privte parts will know what sort of radio station benni's going to end up on

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most of the other singers did it live why lip sinc out of time. Dizzie rascal and that red haired burd sounded the best i thought
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Originally Posted by JayCC
Have you tried singing while performing a dance routine? It'd be like trying to stay in tune whilst running on a tread mill. I can understand "lipsyncing" on big performances such as that.

If i went to see an acoustic artist and they lipsynced I'd go fucking mad.

It was a performance, it was supposed to be entertaining. To most, it was just that.



For the record, I don't listen to pop by choice, i'd rather listen to some rock/metal/ect. I can just understand why it's difficult.
Without being funny, even seen Pink live? She can do huge performances and still sing perfectly well. Brilliant entertainer
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Originally Posted by AquariousRS
Without being funny, even seen Pink live? She can do huge performances and still sing perfectly well. Brilliant entertainer

this is true!
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Originally Posted by AquariousRS
Without being funny, even seen Pink live? She can do huge performances and still sing perfectly well. Brilliant entertainer
Actually yeah, that's the best arguement I've heard. Cheryl is a cunt.
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Fuck off ya cunts
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Originally Posted by sherylcole
Fuck off ya cunts


hahahaha fpmsl
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Would of been much funnier if you spelt Cheryl correctly
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Originally Posted by sherylcole
Fuck off ya cunts
i thought you have a c in your name?
short for cunt?
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picky bastard, im from newsastle y na
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go finger your arse or something, we are talking about you, not fucking to you
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Haddaway n bollocks, man!
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Originally Posted by mozzy
go finger your arse or something, we are talking about you, not fucking to you
Calm down, I don't think it's really her.
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Originally Posted by Mike C
Calm down, I don't think it's really her.
lol i am taking the piss cazuse i am just as bored as whoever set up the spoof account lol
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most modern music is crap tbh

IMO good music died at the start of the century
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Originally Posted by Benni
We all know she was fucking awful yesterday at the awards. For a start she was lip singing, and she even managed to fuck that up. It was fucking awful. I can lip sing better than she can, and I'd have a go at her in a singing contest too, and I'm fucking dire. Yet this morning I've heard two radio stations and one television show claim how she stole the show, and was amazing. They clearly can't mean what they say, as I'm confident a blind man could see she was fucking shite, so why do they claim it? Are they paid to claim such bullshit or are they just desperate to become part of her gang so lick her arse.

It does my fucking head in. 'Did you see Cheryl?' 'Yeah, wasn't she fabulous, how does she do it, she is amazing!'. Is one of the things I heard, or along those lines. The people on The Viva channel just claimed she was amazing, and stole the show or something.

What they should be saying is, how does this cunt get away with being a judge on a singing contest, when she only has to mime and manages to fuck it up.

Rant over, I'm off for a shit.

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Agree 100%. I cannot stand the sight of Cheryl Cole, she irritates me beyond belief.
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Originally Posted by sherylcole
picky bastard, im from newsastle y na
I thought you was amazing last night. You made the brit awards what it was, and we are all proud of you. You stole the show with your outstanding performance. I'm proud to be able to call you family.

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lady gaga is a barrel of stella,florence is 15pints and id bum cheryl cole for free.
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Agree with what the majority are saying here but I think if it's the right song then she's got a decent voice - see here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVjQYbX-F7k

The fact remains tho - she'd get ridden like Seabiscuit given the chance!
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christ she was shit and i thibk after being on a panel that want new talent to sing is a total laugh

but if you want entertainment you only have to watch Robbie Williams that was pure class
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i was busy trying to decipher that tattoo she's got near her groin
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did she have a big dance routine during her song? i know thats a reson a lot of singers mime during performances as they dont wanna be singing whilst out of breath.

not that its right, and if your gonna mime at least mime to the music on the speakers and not whats in your head. i see a clip of that lady gaga performance she did for that mcqueen fella there and she had balls (no not them ones ) as iirc thats a song no one has heard before. not a lot of people would go against playing a "hit song" fair play to it.

imo shes not that good, yes girls aloud have made a few quid but cheryl cole has been able to go solo cos of her high profile marriage and what he gets up to.
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its pretty much impossible to sing live and do dance moves at the same time.imagine trying to hit different notes and someone shaking the fuck out of your body lmao.

when songs are recorded for cd the singers are in a studio where they dont have to dance so its obviously easier
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Originally Posted by jumpin jack crash
did she have a big dance routine during her song? i know thats a reson a lot of singers mime during performances as they dont wanna be singing whilst out of breath.

not that its right, and if your gonna mime at least mime to the music on the speakers and not whats in your head. i see a clip of that lady gaga performance she did for that mcqueen fella there and she had balls (no not them ones ) as iirc thats a song no one has heard before. not a lot of people would go against playing a "hit song" fair play to it.

imo shes not that good, yes girls aloud have made a few quid but cheryl cole has been able to go solo cos of her high profile marriage and what he gets up to.
it was telephone if anyone was wondering which ones she'd slowed down to a crwal
sounded really different with a much much slower tempo

Originally Posted by rickbartlett
its pretty much impossible to sing live and do dance moves at the same time.imagine trying to hit different notes and someone shaking the fuck out of your body lmao.

when songs are recorded for cd the singers are in a studio where they dont have to dance so its obviously easier
is that why madona and beyonce and the like mime on their tours is it?
after all, they have to go out for dozens of nights and muct get tired doing it al lthe time
better still, why not just show music video's of their tunes while they sit back and relax at home?
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