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Old 27-01-2010, 10:14 AM
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i got into a bit of trouble with the missus last night. she asked me where id most like to be buried. Apparently 'bollock deep in your slutty sister' wasnt the right answer
Old 27-01-2010, 10:16 AM
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did you mean to say ..........bollock deep in your slutty sister .........or were you just thinking it and the words fell out of your mouth lol


fook me you are in a LOT OF TROUBLE MATE


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A STOREY WITH A MORAL-
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went through and found her sister all alone in the house, she stood there looking incredably sexy , she whispered in my ear
'ive got feelings for you, make love to me at once'
i turned around and walked to the front door towards my car. Amazingly i found my girlfriend standing there and she hugged me and said
'you have won my trust'

MORAL: its always better to keep condoms in car rather than in your pocket
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Originally Posted by james kiely
did you mean to say ..........bollock deep in your slutty sister .........or were you just thinking it and the words fell out of your mouth lol


fook me you are in a LOT OF TROUBLE MATE


cheers james
i was joking mate lol
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Originally Posted by rst in breaking
A STOREY WITH A MORAL-
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went through and found her sister all alone in the house, she stood there looking incredably sexy , she whispered in my ear
'ive got feelings for you, make love to me at once'
i turned around and walked to the front door towards my car. Amazingly i found my girlfriend standing there and she hugged me and said
'you have won my trust'

MORAL: its always better to keep condoms in car rather than in your pocket
Old 27-01-2010, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by rst in breaking
i was joking mate lol

lol

ps ...........has she got a slutty sister by any chance


cheers james
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Originally Posted by rst in breaking
A STOREY WITH A MORAL-
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went through and found her sister all alone in the house, she stood there looking incredably sexy , she whispered in my ear
'ive got feelings for you, make love to me at once'
i turned around and walked to the front door towards my car. Amazingly i found my girlfriend standing there and she hugged me and said
'you have won my trust'

MORAL: its always better to keep condoms in car rather than in your pocket
quality mate.
Old 27-01-2010, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by james kiely
lol

ps ...........has she got a slutty sister by any chance


cheers james
need to find another girlfriend 1st mate lol
Old 27-01-2010, 10:31 AM
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you can always tell when their sluts when you pull out and theirs a condom hanging off the end of your cock especially as you werent wearing one to start with lol


cheers james
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Originally Posted by james kiely
you can always tell when their sluts when you pull out and theirs a condom hanging off the end of your cock especially as you werent wearing one to start with lol


cheers james
the old essex girl joke
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Best time for a line like that is when you're on top of your missus. Imagine the ride you'd get??
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Best time for a line like that is when you're on top of your missus. Imagine the ride you'd get??
rodeo
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Originally Posted by rst in breaking
A STOREY WITH A MORAL-
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went through and found her sister all alone in the house, she stood there looking incredably sexy , she whispered in my ear
'ive got feelings for you, make love to me at once'
i turned around and walked to the front door towards my car. Amazingly i found my girlfriend standing there and she hugged me and said
'you have won my trust'

MORAL: its always better to keep condoms in car rather than in your pocket
Bloody cracked me up that did

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Old 27-01-2010, 04:52 PM
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Fucking brilliant!!!
Old 27-01-2010, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by rst in breaking
rodeo
For the brave men, do your missus doggy style then couple of mins later say "god i love you more then my wife and your a better shag" then see how long you can hold on for.
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Best time for a line like that is when you're on top of your missus. Imagine the ride you'd get??
Thats on my to do list
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Originally Posted by mrjenrst
For the brave men, do your missus doggy style then couple of mins later say "god i love you more then my wife and your a better shag" then see how long you can hold on for.
just call her your ex's name lol
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LOL,Z!
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Originally Posted by rst in breaking
A STOREY WITH A MORAL-
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went through and found her sister all alone in the house, she stood there looking incredably sexy , she whispered in my ear
'ive got feelings for you, make love to me at once'
i turned around and walked to the front door towards my car. Amazingly i found my girlfriend standing there and she hugged me and said
'you have won my trust'

MORAL: its always better to keep condoms in car rather than in your pocket
Well good lol!
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Originally Posted by rst in breaking
i got into a bit of trouble with the missus last night. she asked me where id most like to be buried. Apparently 'bollock deep in your slutty sister' wasnt the right answer

lol funny chap
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