My car gets doored and I'm the c*nt???
#41
I've had the little prick at work scrape his car round the front of my clio once or twice because he cant drive his oh so big A3 .... so I drop kicked his bonnet.
If he'd of apologised I wouldn't have minded as it was the track hack... but he blatantly though ahh fuck it.
I do get seriously fucked off with people that cant drive their cars or park them properly.
If its too big then its the wrong fucking car for you.
If he'd of apologised I wouldn't have minded as it was the track hack... but he blatantly though ahh fuck it.
I do get seriously fucked off with people that cant drive their cars or park them properly.
If its too big then its the wrong fucking car for you.
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#46
Unfotunately I'm on a yellow card already over something with the ex so really have to try and keep my temper.
Mind you, I was so stunned I didn't actually feel angry until I had left and a chance to think about it.
Mind you, I was so stunned I didn't actually feel angry until I had left and a chance to think about it.
#47
anyway you hear of people being stabbed for looking the wrong way at someone,run down for a insult,glassed for looking at someone elses bird,chinned or kicked in the head for refusing a fag or light etc etc.
i could just see me in walton saying yeah i'm in for opening me tranny door into a 3 series bmw 15 times,it was a open and shut case
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#49
a lot of people only take notice of a verbal violent warning i'm afraid,being nice and saying please don't do this or that these days is asking for abuse back at you.
i did this to a new bmw,i was in a van and parked nice in my space,go away and come back and some twat has parked a bmw so close i had to get in through the passenger side door,i looked around when i was getting in and when i shuffled across into the drivers seat i opened the van door and smashed it into the bmw about 15 times as hard as i could and then looked at it and the dent was so big it needed a new quarter panel.
best bit was my transit door was still the same
i did this to a new bmw,i was in a van and parked nice in my space,go away and come back and some twat has parked a bmw so close i had to get in through the passenger side door,i looked around when i was getting in and when i shuffled across into the drivers seat i opened the van door and smashed it into the bmw about 15 times as hard as i could and then looked at it and the dent was so big it needed a new quarter panel.
best bit was my transit door was still the same
You rum Fucker
#50
not my fault a tranny door built like granite slipped out my fingers into a inconsiderate twats car
anyway you hear of people being stabbed for looking the wrong way at someone,run down for a insult,glassed for looking at someone elses bird,chinned or kicked in the head for refusing a fag or light etc etc.
i could just see me in walton saying yeah i'm in for opening me tranny door into a 3 series bmw 15 times,it was a open and shut case
anyway you hear of people being stabbed for looking the wrong way at someone,run down for a insult,glassed for looking at someone elses bird,chinned or kicked in the head for refusing a fag or light etc etc.
i could just see me in walton saying yeah i'm in for opening me tranny door into a 3 series bmw 15 times,it was a open and shut case
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On one of the rare occasions my saph made a trip to tesco's (I hate taking it there but I was running a bit late and I was passing), I parked up in a space and whilst I was farting about taking my stereo face off, putting my steering lock on etc, a silver, newish E class mercedes pulled into the space next to my cossie.
BANG!!!!! goes the drivers door onto mine! The stuck up bitch just shuts her door and goes to walk off. I got out and checked my door and found a crease in it! I shouted for her to come back cos she's damaged my door, she looked at my car and said 'so what? It's only an old car, don't worry about it!'.
At this point I had the right raging hump (which I must admit I do lose my rag very quickly) so just got back in my saph, pulled out of the parking space, got out and just shoved my size 9 into her drivers door which made a rather nice dent in it and fucked off! What's good for the goose and all that!!!
The thing is it probably didn't even bother her that much, probably got so much money she can get it fixed no bother!
BANG!!!!! goes the drivers door onto mine! The stuck up bitch just shuts her door and goes to walk off. I got out and checked my door and found a crease in it! I shouted for her to come back cos she's damaged my door, she looked at my car and said 'so what? It's only an old car, don't worry about it!'.
At this point I had the right raging hump (which I must admit I do lose my rag very quickly) so just got back in my saph, pulled out of the parking space, got out and just shoved my size 9 into her drivers door which made a rather nice dent in it and fucked off! What's good for the goose and all that!!!
The thing is it probably didn't even bother her that much, probably got so much money she can get it fixed no bother!
#53
On one of the rare occasions my saph made a trip to tesco's (I hate taking it there but I was running a bit late and I was passing), I parked up in a space and whilst I was farting about taking my stereo face off, putting my steering lock on etc, a silver, newish E class mercedes pulled into the space next to my cossie.
BANG!!!!! goes the drivers door onto mine! The stuck up bitch just shuts her door and goes to walk off. I got out and checked my door and found a crease in it! I shouted for her to come back cos she's damaged my door, she looked at my car and said 'so what? It's only an old car, don't worry about it!'.
At this point I had the right raging hump (which I must admit I do lose my rag very quickly) so just got back in my saph, pulled out of the parking space, got out and just shoved my size 9 into her drivers door which made a rather nice dent in it and fucked off! What's good for the goose and all that!!!
The thing is it probably didn't even bother her that much, probably got so much money she can get it fixed no bother!
BANG!!!!! goes the drivers door onto mine! The stuck up bitch just shuts her door and goes to walk off. I got out and checked my door and found a crease in it! I shouted for her to come back cos she's damaged my door, she looked at my car and said 'so what? It's only an old car, don't worry about it!'.
At this point I had the right raging hump (which I must admit I do lose my rag very quickly) so just got back in my saph, pulled out of the parking space, got out and just shoved my size 9 into her drivers door which made a rather nice dent in it and fucked off! What's good for the goose and all that!!!
The thing is it probably didn't even bother her that much, probably got so much money she can get it fixed no bother!
#54
On one of the rare occasions my saph made a trip to tesco's (I hate taking it there but I was running a bit late and I was passing), I parked up in a space and whilst I was farting about taking my stereo face off, putting my steering lock on etc, a silver, newish E class mercedes pulled into the space next to my cossie.
BANG!!!!! goes the drivers door onto mine! The stuck up bitch just shuts her door and goes to walk off. I got out and checked my door and found a crease in it! I shouted for her to come back cos she's damaged my door, she looked at my car and said 'so what? It's only an old car, don't worry about it!'.
At this point I had the right raging hump (which I must admit I do lose my rag very quickly) so just got back in my saph, pulled out of the parking space, got out and just shoved my size 9 into her drivers door which made a rather nice dent in it and fucked off! What's good for the goose and all that!!!
The thing is it probably didn't even bother her that much, probably got so much money she can get it fixed no bother!
BANG!!!!! goes the drivers door onto mine! The stuck up bitch just shuts her door and goes to walk off. I got out and checked my door and found a crease in it! I shouted for her to come back cos she's damaged my door, she looked at my car and said 'so what? It's only an old car, don't worry about it!'.
At this point I had the right raging hump (which I must admit I do lose my rag very quickly) so just got back in my saph, pulled out of the parking space, got out and just shoved my size 9 into her drivers door which made a rather nice dent in it and fucked off! What's good for the goose and all that!!!
The thing is it probably didn't even bother her that much, probably got so much money she can get it fixed no bother!
Fucking slut
#56
my brother parked his brand new focus rs in sainsburys and a woman with her daughter let her trolley run into the car,he was hopping mad he was and it hadn't done 100 miles yet.
now my brother does not do a vinnie jones with the motor door like me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83dHET-3gZM
its funny how and its happened to me if someone dents what they consider a old car its ok who cares,yet a new car and its avoid eye contact and ignore the posh twat who obviously can afford to fix the dent or scrape .
now my brother does not do a vinnie jones with the motor door like me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83dHET-3gZM
its funny how and its happened to me if someone dents what they consider a old car its ok who cares,yet a new car and its avoid eye contact and ignore the posh twat who obviously can afford to fix the dent or scrape .
Last edited by cozzfather; 04-01-2010 at 11:33 PM.
#57
cozzfather your brother must have a good temperament then, i'd be going fucking livid at that, cash in hand right there and then for that without question, what a fucking tool people are these days!
#58
On one of the rare occasions my saph made a trip to tesco's (I hate taking it there but I was running a bit late and I was passing), I parked up in a space and whilst I was farting about taking my stereo face off, putting my steering lock on etc, a silver, newish E class mercedes pulled into the space next to my cossie.
BANG!!!!! goes the drivers door onto mine! The stuck up bitch just shuts her door and goes to walk off. I got out and checked my door and found a crease in it! I shouted for her to come back cos she's damaged my door, she looked at my car and said 'so what? It's only an old car, don't worry about it!'.
At this point I had the right raging hump (which I must admit I do lose my rag very quickly) so just got back in my saph, pulled out of the parking space, got out and just shoved my size 9 into her drivers door which made a rather nice dent in it and fucked off! What's good for the goose and all that!!!
BANG!!!!! goes the drivers door onto mine! The stuck up bitch just shuts her door and goes to walk off. I got out and checked my door and found a crease in it! I shouted for her to come back cos she's damaged my door, she looked at my car and said 'so what? It's only an old car, don't worry about it!'.
At this point I had the right raging hump (which I must admit I do lose my rag very quickly) so just got back in my saph, pulled out of the parking space, got out and just shoved my size 9 into her drivers door which made a rather nice dent in it and fucked off! What's good for the goose and all that!!!
Fair play for giving revenge...
#60
ive got a similar story as well from a year ago in my old escort Si, i had pulled up in a triangular shaped car park across the road from my local shop so my mate could hop out and run in. I stayed in the car with the engine running, now my car was not quiet it had an obx tubular manifold and a straight through stainless system so even in idle it was bloody loud enough to wake the dead. out of the shop comes this chap in his 50's walks straight past my car hops in to his shed 406 estate, he starts reversing out in some cak handed manor and ends up literally inches from my passenger door and still coming so i held the horn and he stopped, as soon as i let off the horn he's back in reverse and straight into my door caving it in. next thing hes out the car and is adamant i had pulled up behind him as he was reversing and it was all my fault to rub even more salt in the wound the fucker told me he was getting a pen and paper to exchange details and tries to drive off! i ran round to his door ripped it open and pulled the keys out of the ignition and rang the old bill, turned out he was insured and sober just couldn't fucking drive to save his life
#62
Me and the missis had exactly the same thing in her st-2 a woman got out ofher car by opening her door straight onto mine, she says "i'm sorry theres no damage" the her husband had the cheek to check there car. what a pair of cunts. No appreciation for other peoples stuff.
#63
this is why i park at the very end of the carpark across 2 spaces SIDEWAYS as when i park across 2 normally some twat still manages to park darn close next to me.
the minimum wage trolly pusher says to me 'you cant park like that pal' so i go over to him and say back nice and polite, sorry but the last 4 times my car has been hit in a car park inc this tesco and cost ME my money to repair nobody would do a thing about it, so i guess you will do the same' and walked off.
he looked a bit puzzled but i think ive started a trend as there are a few people doing at our tescos now.
its eithe rthat or th edisabled or child bays.
mind you the store is one of the newer ones and the bays WILL NOT take my subaru estate without hanging out length ways over the white line.
when we went to America the bays were so big you could park a Range Rover up, open all 4 doors, walk all the way around it with a trolly and STILL miss the Range Rover next to you with all their doors open AND THAT WASNT EVEN A DISABLED PARKING BAY!!
the minimum wage trolly pusher says to me 'you cant park like that pal' so i go over to him and say back nice and polite, sorry but the last 4 times my car has been hit in a car park inc this tesco and cost ME my money to repair nobody would do a thing about it, so i guess you will do the same' and walked off.
he looked a bit puzzled but i think ive started a trend as there are a few people doing at our tescos now.
its eithe rthat or th edisabled or child bays.
mind you the store is one of the newer ones and the bays WILL NOT take my subaru estate without hanging out length ways over the white line.
when we went to America the bays were so big you could park a Range Rover up, open all 4 doors, walk all the way around it with a trolly and STILL miss the Range Rover next to you with all their doors open AND THAT WASNT EVEN A DISABLED PARKING BAY!!
#64
Last christmas we were pulling into morrisons in the rs2000 some stupid cow run her trolley right up the side of our rs2000 and just walked off as if nothing had happened, my missus was driving at the time and aint known for her lack of temper, jumped out the car and chased after this women grabbing her by the throat leaving me in the car blocking cars coming in or out while she throttled the silly cow.
Next min her boyfriend comes over and grabs my missus pushing her to the floor, bear in mind im trying to be restrained as ive got my kids in the back of the car but the red mist descended and i got out and smacked the fucker knocking him to the floor, next min its brole out into a full scale brawl with half of morrisons watching
The two cunts backed down in the end and apolagised for hitting the car and normality resumed but it all could have been avoided with a simple apology
Next min her boyfriend comes over and grabs my missus pushing her to the floor, bear in mind im trying to be restrained as ive got my kids in the back of the car but the red mist descended and i got out and smacked the fucker knocking him to the floor, next min its brole out into a full scale brawl with half of morrisons watching
The two cunts backed down in the end and apolagised for hitting the car and normality resumed but it all could have been avoided with a simple apology
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i had someone hit my car years ago and was fuming he carried on driving in the traffic just ignoring the fact he had just scraped my bumper up etc so i see red and ended up getting out chasing his van and booting the back door in and to my suprise he still didnt get out lol
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#68
a lot of people only take notice of a verbal violent warning i'm afraid,being nice and saying please don't do this or that these days is asking for abuse back at you.
i did this to a new bmw,i was in a van and parked nice in my space,go away and come back and some twat has parked a bmw so close i had to get in through the passenger side door,i looked around when i was getting in and when i shuffled across into the drivers seat i opened the van door and smashed it into the bmw about 15 times as hard as i could and then looked at it and the dent was so big it needed a new quarter panel.
best bit was my transit door was still the same
i did this to a new bmw,i was in a van and parked nice in my space,go away and come back and some twat has parked a bmw so close i had to get in through the passenger side door,i looked around when i was getting in and when i shuffled across into the drivers seat i opened the van door and smashed it into the bmw about 15 times as hard as i could and then looked at it and the dent was so big it needed a new quarter panel.
best bit was my transit door was still the same
#71
just over a year ago i pulled up in coop car park waitin for my bro. i had parked next to a newish 'hitler mobile' but had left loads of room.
next min some bloody bint comes out of the shop and fligs the passenger door open to chuck her shoping in. she flung it so hard it bounced off my door and hit my door a second time!!
so i wound down the window and said politely but angrilly "EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!" she instantly shat herself cos she knew exactly what she had done and was all apologetic.
think she learnt her lesson
luckily only a scuff to the bump strip, glad i left them on.
next min some bloody bint comes out of the shop and fligs the passenger door open to chuck her shoping in. she flung it so hard it bounced off my door and hit my door a second time!!
so i wound down the window and said politely but angrilly "EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!" she instantly shat herself cos she knew exactly what she had done and was all apologetic.
think she learnt her lesson
luckily only a scuff to the bump strip, glad i left them on.
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