Psycho Warren

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some gayboy has skidded into the lamppost on our parking area cobbles are fun in the snow! and he cant get up the slope so is stuck! that'll teach the cunt for being a tight arse and parking illegally rather than parking in pay and display! the irony is he wouldnt be stuck or have a scuffed bumper had he parked legally in the first place!

Glenn_

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I can remember a few years ago i had been out for dinner with my mam n dad and we come back home and someone was parked on our drive,the cheeky twats.

Psycho Warren

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its easy to sort them when they park in your drive! Just block the drive and then wait!

Big G

I had a problem last year in Rushden, some numpty had parked opposite the gates to the yard I was delivering to, I didnt have enough room to get the wagon out, nipped in the plant hire place next door and 'hired' a 6 tonne dumper for 10 minutes while I dragged this old Escort around the estate,
Job done and I could happily go on my way

tabetha

Easiest way is to leave a notice on the car for the local chavs to "feel free to kick and vandalise this car", or "please leave the sat nav and i/phone in the glovebox alone"
The best option is to take the plates off, then say someone left it there and ran away, and it looks suspicious.
tabetha

andy escos

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theres some class replys on here keep them coming

tsutton

So Jimmy - did the police ever turned up? And what happeend afterward?

keithcdb

Fire fire!

cossie4i+

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Well what happened ?

Steve

kosman

i smashed a wing mirror off a car last week opposite a yard,nailed it with the overhang on the trailer trying to squeeze past

Jimmyc

No police turned up in the end nor did the owner of the car so we just went to bed, car had gone in the morning!
Pain in the arse, might go aquire some roadwork bollards and stick em up over the ege of the drive, or get one of those tents the bt men use to do their digging in.

Cheers for all of the exceptional ideas