Catherine Tate
17-12-2009, 01:49 PM
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Catherine Tate
Who the fuck told her she was funny?
Usually whenever her hideous face appears I switch channels, but last night she piped up on one of my favourite programmes, which I've watched religiously from day 1, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, and by the end of last night's episode I think I'm now scarred for life. It was actually painful to watch her.
Fuck knows how she got on that Doctor Who thing 'cos she can't fuckin' act! She should have been on there as one of the evil alien things, she wouldn't need any sodding make-up, she looks hideous enough as it is!
All she does is laugh constantly at her own fucking shit jokes! She thinks she's fuckin' wonderful 'n all!
There's never been a shortage of totally un-funny so-called comedians, but she takes the cake.
She's about as funny as a stick of celery!
.....and breathe!
Usually whenever her hideous face appears I switch channels, but last night she piped up on one of my favourite programmes, which I've watched religiously from day 1, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, and by the end of last night's episode I think I'm now scarred for life. It was actually painful to watch her.
Fuck knows how she got on that Doctor Who thing 'cos she can't fuckin' act! She should have been on there as one of the evil alien things, she wouldn't need any sodding make-up, she looks hideous enough as it is!
All she does is laugh constantly at her own fucking shit jokes! She thinks she's fuckin' wonderful 'n all!
There's never been a shortage of totally un-funny so-called comedians, but she takes the cake.
She's about as funny as a stick of celery!
.....and breathe!
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17-12-2009, 02:27 PM
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I didnt really care one way or the other till I was her last night and I agree completely, she is so thick and unfunny. Ruined the show for me a bit. I loved it when she tried to mock jo whiley for not getting a song tho, tate thought it was the doctor who theme but she was wrong, fail.
17-12-2009, 02:31 PM
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I think she is very funny.
Loved all her comedy shows and the doctor who stuff.
Thought she was great last week on Graham Norton as well
I also quite fancy her too!
Loved all her comedy shows and the doctor who stuff.
Thought she was great last week on Graham Norton as well
I also quite fancy her too!
17-12-2009, 02:45 PM
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I'm not a fan of Jo Brand but the chip on her shoulder attitude is just an act for the effect of....well, her act!
As far as women in comedy goes, I find Joan Rivers pretty funny when i've seen her on TV and used to love French and Saunders.
17-12-2009, 02:55 PM
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Jo brand, Catherine Tate, French & Saunders, Joan Rivers, Sarah Silverman, Victoria Wood and Ava Vidal are all brilliant..
However that humongous thing on bbc two that looks like she has just escaped from a nut house is about as funny as 9/11.
So shit I can't even remember her program or her name.
However that humongous thing on bbc two that looks like she has just escaped from a nut house is about as funny as 9/11.
So shit I can't even remember her program or her name.
17-12-2009, 03:33 PM
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Dunno about catherine tate, cant find the same jokes funny in every episode (same as little britain). French and saunders were brilliant back in there hayday though.
17-12-2009, 04:24 PM
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Jo brand, Catherine Tate, French & Saunders, Joan Rivers, Sarah Silverman, Victoria Wood and Ava Vidal are all brilliant..
However that humongous thing on bbc two that looks like she has just escaped from a nut house is about as funny as 9/11.
So shit I can't even remember her program or her name.
However that humongous thing on bbc two that looks like she has just escaped from a nut house is about as funny as 9/11.
So shit I can't even remember her program or her name.
Can't stand Joan Rivers and don't rate Sarah Silverman.
But Catherine Tate is in a whole different league of shitness.
As has already been mentioned, the only other person who runs her close is Katy Brand. She's shockingly bad, and almost as up herself.
17-12-2009, 08:35 PM
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veronica?
margory?
monica?
miranda?
elephant woman?
leatherface from texas chainsaw massacre?
i can't believe i'm now going to go to teh bbc website to find out who that big lump of twat is
and yes, i concure that kathy tate is about as funny as a case of knob rot
margory?
monica?
miranda?
elephant woman?
leatherface from texas chainsaw massacre?
i can't believe i'm now going to go to teh bbc website to find out who that big lump of twat is
and yes, i concure that kathy tate is about as funny as a case of knob rot
17-12-2009, 09:53 PM
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17-12-2009, 11:35 PM
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I hate women comedians. Not seen one funny one yet.
Jo Brand - fat useless cow, constantly makes jokes about being a fat useless cow
Catherine tate - fucking embarrassing watching her with 50cent on graham norton
That black one thats on mock the week sometimes - makes jokes about being black, repressed race, her jamacian mum
Miranda Hart, Dawn French the list goes on.
Jo Brand - fat useless cow, constantly makes jokes about being a fat useless cow
Catherine tate - fucking embarrassing watching her with 50cent on graham norton
That black one thats on mock the week sometimes - makes jokes about being black, repressed race, her jamacian mum
Miranda Hart, Dawn French the list goes on.
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