BM08

Basically we havent got on with the twat 2 doors down for 18years, pathetic things started by him.

Anyway just had the police knock the door and he said we had a chap come in the police station, a mr xxxxxx, and i said oh yeah? he said theres something going on between you and him and your staring at him WHAT? hes the one with no life and sits in his front room on a chair looking out the window

Firstly he lives 2 doors down, not close so unless your actually looking purposely then your not going to see anyone much, second we all work and when iam home i hardly ever see the cunt.

But the other day i was driving down the road to my house and i see him walking down the road in the distance then he spun round(nosey fuck) and saw me, he then stood there on the pavement watching me drive into my drive, so i got out of my car and walk to the end of the drive and looked at him, just as a " yeah i know your watching me you wanker" kinda look. Then went inside.

The following day the police knock the door as above

Even the police man said this is not the kind of thing we deal with, and i was like yeah total waste of your time isnt it? he said we have to follow it up but sorry to bother you

Anyone know of any hit men for hire?

Does anyone else have spastics for neighbours?

TOMMY_RS

haha sounds like what we have round here
the neighbors are absolute cunts. they don't like me and my brother as we are 'youths'

wirralphil

what a knob jockey.

and the neighbour.

(sorry couldn't resist)

Sounds like a jobsworth wanker who wants to make trouble for you over Christmas.

Ed1

Maybe he is jelous of your N95 and your 8gb memory card

wirralphil

you forgot his pink bmw which he had in 08.

It's Czech Mate

5t1g

Act dumb and say he hit you on the head with a cricket bat whilst you nicked his alloy valve caps

alan12112

Boring!!

wirralphil

here's bm08 vs the neighbour.....

BM08

I dont think so phil, im 25 and hes 55-60, i would kill him in a few seconds.

Jobsworth wanker indeed, hes been off work for 20 years or something like that due to back problems, yet he can dig his garden, he can lay on his back under a car, he can ride a bike 4 miles into town........... you get the idea, yet he cant work, right oh

rog

iTrader: (2)

My neighbour was asked by their neighbour on ther other side to remove a skip from their own fcuking driveway, they were getting house renovations done and it had only been there for a week tops. There's been heaps of other stuff i could post that's gone on too.

BM08

yeah boring read, but i was just expressing how much of a sad bastard he is, and i think its funny how pathetic he is.

BM08

Rediculous isnt it, even if i thought my neighbours were on drugs i wouldnt tell the cops as its up to them, thats how i look at it, as long as your not bothering me i couldnt give two shits.

wirralphil

and you fell to his level by walki the end of the drive and lookin at him.

Who's the sad one? Afterall he could be your dad

BM08

Maybe i used the wrong words, i actually looked as i was walking, and it was such a distance that i could have been looking/doing anything.

cossiejsy

Some people need to get a life and it happens every where mate

ballin

iTrader: (1)

Time to stop living with your parents, perhaps he thinks you're a simpleton!

DanW@FastFord

iTrader: (1)

Pardeep

I'm available as of January

I have Gun Calibers for all sort of work

Some are for little mother fuckers
Some are for a group of mother fuckers
and some for BIG MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

BM08

Who said i live with my parents?

And come on, it doesnt matter if im an alien, he still shouldnt act like a prick should he.

BM08

Little mofo will do it, hes only about 5'10

bouncy

Video him doing this and grass him in to the benefit office, f**kin hate spongers like this.

Well thats if he is claiming!!!

coleman

I lol'd hard at you saying "i would kill him in a few seconds" Your like shinobi.

Pardeep

ROFL!!!

ballin

iTrader: (1)

rofl @ that pic....

as for living with your parents, its not difficult to work out, you are 25 you said, and you have had a problem with him for 18 years, so unless you moved out at 7 years of age, you still live with your folks!

cheeky dog

sharp

Pob

8 gig

Has it got the rumble pack in the controller???


Do the wooden horse thing, send a xmas cake around full of viagra

dojj

iTrader: (3)

sounds like my neighbours

twats the lot of them, best thing to do is ignore them, they give up after a whlie or get bored and start grief with someone else

alternativly, posting them a turd alo works, and smells

alan12112

Lol @ the pic - <-- thats for you Dan

PMSL @ the tags as well

Rsmat

iTrader: (2)

lol at this shit! just do what i did beat the neighbour up i did got 4 months tag

danneth

john

Uo your memory to 32 gig and give the old codger a heart attack. Or get mummy and daddy to go round and stare as well.

dojj

iTrader: (3)

just put up a newspaper in the window with 2 cut outs for your eyes, ala old school 007 style and wind him up even further

when the police come a knocking just say yo uuse it to vet people who come to your door, "just in case it's that weirdo from next door wanting to look at me"

dingla rs

iTrader: (2)

i have neighbours on both sides of me i own the main drive were you can turn round in. my house is in the middle, each has it's own private drive offa main one yet the f$$ker next door thinks he has rita way on mine telling friends family to not park on ittill i photocoped the deeds an ramed them down his throat did the trick!,dnt speak now lol but there some sad twats with nothing better to do than curtain twitch

Benni

First of all, he could have lived with an elderly relative who has passed on and he's taken over the house. Secondly, he could have lived there with his parents and now they have moved out and he's remained there. Could have moved abroad or anything. And last but not least, mind your own fucking business.

Benni.