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Old 17-11-2009 | 10:52 PM
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My mate and fellow keepers finger, this was before we even started the game, someone took a shot he stuck his hand out, said erm i think i have a problem guys..

Took his glove off and the above was greeting me and my mate Glyn..

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Old 17-11-2009 | 10:55 PM
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ouch i once had a leg like that.
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Did he get it snapped back into place and play on ala Kevin Davies?

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Did he get it snapped back into place and play on ala Kevin Davies?

No he went to hospital and had it done, he works with his hands so didnt want to risk fucking it up even more..we all called him a pussy but he is right lol..

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sure get a camels G spot with that.
Old 17-11-2009 | 11:13 PM
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nice!!bet that stung a for a while!
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my little finger on my left hand got broke fun fighting before it was sideways about 40 degrees and I squealed like a bitch when the A&E nurse tried to push it back in place thinking it was dislocated. Silly bint sent me for X ray after I told her I was gonna stove her skull in if she touched it again.
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Originally Posted by BigErn
my little finger on my left hand got broke fun fighting before it was sideways about 40 degrees and I squealed like a bitch when the A&E nurse tried to push it back in place thinking it was dislocated. Silly bint sent me for X ray after I told her I was gonna stove her skull in if she touched it again.
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i had that happen to me years ago - but it was my pinky finger - was dislocated from the middle of finger at 90 degrees - and to make it worse it was the only time i took the cossie to footy - had to let my mate drive me to hospital

Then in august i got pissed and gave a mate a game of mercy which i won but as he was built like brick shit house - my finger broke with neither of us realising.

3 months further on it was all repaired (or so i thought) and went football - was in goal, made a save and fucked my finger again in the same place
Old 18-11-2009 | 12:35 PM
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Old 18-11-2009 | 01:07 PM
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ouch....

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Ouch i bet that hurt.
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at least the bones didn't pop out
i got hit by a tennis racket when i wa younger as we were playing doubles and both went for the same ball
still got the scar and the finger is still bent a little
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Ouch, being an ex rugby league player i know how that feels.

I dislocated 3 fingers when i gripped hold of this shit hot fast winger by the back of his coller and threw him round like a rag doll, unfortunatly my 3 fingers did the same and were all pointing at 45 degrees .

I also heard on the grapevine that there was a player who dislocated his femur bone from the hip socket. Writhing round in agony the dumb physio tried to pop it back in, not realising the players ball bag had flopped to that side and got jammed into the socket.

Think he broke all his voice chords screaming in agony and passed out.

Poor fucker. It makes me reach for my plums everytime i think about it.
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Originally Posted by Chris Latham
Ouch, being an ex rugby league player i know how that feels.

I dislocated 3 fingers when i gripped hold of this shit hot fast winger by the back of his coller and threw him round like a rag doll, unfortunatly my 3 fingers did the same and were all pointing at 45 degrees .

I also heard on the grapevine that there was a player who dislocated his femur bone from the hip socket. Writhing round in agony the dumb physio tried to pop it back in, not realising the players ball bag had flopped to that side and got jammed into the socket.

Think he broke all his voice chords screaming in agony and passed out.

Poor fucker. It makes me reach for my plums everytime i think about it.
I just ingested mine reading it
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Originally Posted by Chris Latham
Ouch, being an ex rugby league player i know how that feels.

I dislocated 3 fingers when i gripped hold of this shit hot fast winger by the back of his coller and threw him round like a rag doll, unfortunatly my 3 fingers did the same and were all pointing at 45 degrees .

I also heard on the grapevine that there was a player who dislocated his femur bone from the hip socket. Writhing round in agony the dumb physio tried to pop it back in, not realising the players ball bag had flopped to that side and got jammed into the socket.

Think he broke all his voice chords screaming in agony and passed out.

Poor fucker. It makes me reach for my plums everytime i think about it.
I heard that same story many times!

Makes me cringe but i always tell it to people when we get talking about broken bones and things being dislocated..!

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