Couple of funny texts I got today
09-11-2009, 09:02 PM
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Couple of funny texts I got today
Woman walks in to find her bloke blowdrying his cock. "What the Hell are you doing? She asks
He replies "warming your dinner up you ungratefull cow"
A boy comes home from school at 7pm. His dad asks "where were you?"
"I was with Jessica" says the lad
"Doing what?" asks his dad
"We were revising" he says taking a snack from the table "these fishcakes are lovely"
Dad says "wash your hands son, they're doughnuts"
Ann Summers has come up with an easy guide to complete sexual joy. It explores the clitoris, the G spot and even shows guys where to find them. Twat Nav should be in stores for Christmas
Ok it's out my system now I'll get my coat
He replies "warming your dinner up you ungratefull cow"
A boy comes home from school at 7pm. His dad asks "where were you?"
"I was with Jessica" says the lad
"Doing what?" asks his dad
"We were revising" he says taking a snack from the table "these fishcakes are lovely"
Dad says "wash your hands son, they're doughnuts"
Ann Summers has come up with an easy guide to complete sexual joy. It explores the clitoris, the G spot and even shows guys where to find them. Twat Nav should be in stores for Christmas
Ok it's out my system now I'll get my coat
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