rik-rs

some chav down our road has his car parked up, and everytime a car just drives past, his alarm goes "bleep bleep bleep" fookin wanker

Zetecfiesta

sounds like he has got his proximity sensors set too high! on my mates cossie it goes off if its touched by a leaf lol!

leeboy_09

Ive always wanted one of them talking alarms lol

fiend

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Back off ya bastard, or I'll break ya legs.

matts1

some w*nker where i used to live had an old style merc and had an alarm that would sound on full chat for 2 - 3 minutes every 15 minutes for no apparent reason.

This would go on all night every time he visited whoever he had came to see.

after about the fith time he visited, someone put a bolder through the front screen, ok, not nice but he didn't park the bleeding thing there again.

orionmojo

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"get back ya bastard, i'll break ya legs"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBGC9xoi8AU


PMFSL

fiend

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Doh! I knew it was something like that.

I need to have that as my proximity sensor!

burnzy

my alarm used to do that if i thought i was gunna park somewhere where it'd be going off loads i'd turn it off but you have to admit the hole point of it is to tell people outside the car it's alarmed so has to be set quite high, i fiddled with mine for ages to get right and cars going passed would still set it off must be something to do with the running engine or summit that sets it off at a further range.

Robs Frst

I had a Cifford with the talking option on my escos, did it job well tho lol.

fiend

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I have this option on mine but haven't tried it, what does it say?

Robs Frst

"System armed", "System disarmed"
Scared the kids really lol

fiend

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Haha, do I need the cliffnet software to switch it on?

Robs Frst

Not to sure to be honest, I bought the car already with the options in place, best to go to to your local car audio security centre that can talk you thru.

fiend

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Awesome, thanks.

smokey

I used to attract the little scrotes like flies. They would go near the Cossie just to hear it speak...