Could go either way this

You'll either get your windows put through (unlikely as his mates ran off) or they'll know your a barmpot and never bother you again.

 

If the chav happens to be under 16 Warren will get arrested for kiddy fiddling. Sounds like a winner of an idea to me

 

didnt think of that..... okay plan B!! install the motion detector... when it goes off, pull a string that you rigged up earlier (to a bucket of goop/oil/ or something similar) that will then pour onto said chav ruining his shell suit and Nike TNs. making them think twice of doing it again and risk being told off by parents for ruining new clothes??

 

the only thing you did wrong Wazza in my opinion is loose it on your front door step,them sort of cunts are not daft and can come back mob handed as you dared to front him or even tooled up.
i myself prefer to bide my time and wait for the enemy to move away into no mans land and then when not expecting anything take by surprise and kick him in the throat.
i have seen it done when hard men take a hiding thats comming to them and then the bizzies get involved usually involving the victim getting custody cos this countrys laws are shite.

 

I already put copper greese on my fence and wall incase they climb over and the spikes dont deter them enough they will have greese in the wounds and shell suits ruined!!

Reminds me when it stops raining to redo it as the rain washes it away

Fair dos on loosing it Wait till these cunts see me in a rage

I have weapons close by in case they attack, 2 axes downstairs, iron bars, pry bars and "other" nasty things too.

 

walk up to them and ask for a smoke pull a machettie out will really s*** them up. works a treat

 

extreme violence in the first instance is often needed to nip it in the bud or theyll just keep coming back to damage your stuff.
get your attack in first.

 

the problem with that is all that brings to mind is the crocodile dundee scene where he says "now THATs a knife" pulling out a combat knife

 

One day Warren is going to make the news, for the wrong reasons

 

Ive already got my insanity defence plea all worked out

 

So is the nail off yet psycho lol.

 

any of you seen the film "falling down"??? thats going to be me except for the creepy stalking an ex and suicide by cop bit at the end Ok maybe a bit of "punnisher" thrown in

 

ere Wazza,forgive me for googling you,i sometimes do that and find all sorts of stuff.

i was sorry to read about your Ma matey

how the fuck did you go from portsmouth to fookin SOT ?

 

wrap the next one in duct tape and leave him in the middle of the alley all night, then report it to the police that yuo've seen this gang of chav's last night and in the morning yuo've come out to see this "virtually dead bugger" on your doorstep

i imagine that'd do the trick

 

My good old bebo profile thats years out of date and WTF is yeda?? i dont remember signing up to that!!!
Stoke was bang in the middle of commuting between glasgow/portsmouth/plymouth/london so was ideal for a weekend house plus cheap to live here so best of both worlds for while i was in navy.

then i lost my job and some cunt built a job centre near here and started moving CHAVs in and i realised stoke is the pits for jobs oh well.
thats if he doesnt actually wind up dead.

 

do you just type in the name i dont get how people do that and find things out i wouldnt have a clue

 

yep T just type in thier name. usually it brings up bebo/facebook or similar profiles if youve got one.

Unless your famous enough to be on any real websites

 

lucky me, im not the most famous rich bloor on google

 

pmsl, just googled my name. apparently in 2007 i won youg writer of the year

did i fuck

 

the secret is using valuable information to help you,its no good searching mike jones on google or anywhere,but if you know mike jones is from etruria and drives a cosworth you type in mike jones cosworth etruria and in therory info can be pulled out.
its far easier to find people with unusual names infact i found out typing one lads name in on google where he lived,what he drove,what his bird looked like,everything about him from various websites including what modifications done to his car which a insurance company found out about....oops.
and thats how the daily newspapers get info on people who are hot property now. they don't just buy someone a few pints down the boozer ask questions and tape everything when if your good you can search online.

 

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seems our dan is good at spinning tunes lol

but this dan looks very fammiliar

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/mortgag...&in_page_id=58

very easy to find that and i have seen them shirts somewhere before

 

do you do it alot? got be interesting!!

 

You a PI or something cozzfather??

 

fuck me the missus is a short arse!

yes thats me from when i worked for FF obviously

as for spinning tunes, pmsl, i cant even work the tv

my initials are actually DJ lol

daniel john... lol

i feel a new career coming on lol

 

i bet he cant say what im drinking at the mo!

its famous lol

 

no but i did fookin spook a cheeky bastard who dared diss me on youtube,i found out by searching his user name he was on some gaming site and music and motorbike site,i then searched those sites and found out he was half italian so i got in touch on youtube and insulted his mother,told him his bike was shit,the games he played were wank,and i knew which college he went to and i would come down and fuckin smash his motorbike up while he was in lessons.
oh and i found out he was single so i told him he's a ugly bastard and no chick wants a cocky ugly youtube smartarse wanker.
obviously i am not going to south wales to slap a hybrid spaghettio taff mix but he got the message,my youtube user name isn't this one so your fucked trying to do it to me.

 

ahh but there is only one cozzfather so your easy to find

 

as for the toe, cut the nail off as close as you can pull it to where its attached.

as for the chave cunts, next time kick them in the face

 

When you say chav i take your talking of young teen something white slim shady wannabe,kick the shit in him only thing he will understand,had one drunk one, one nite kicking my wing mirror off,so me and my brother went out and kicked the shit out of him,since then he wont even walk down my street with his mates.

 

Id paint the other toe nails first so there all matching.


I think i'd have lost it and gone for him too, Why someone would piss on someones front door is beyond me, maybe down an alley or something yeh?!

 

You dont get it they were pissing on my door deliberately to annoy me because they can, as a sign of disrespect etc, not because they couldnt find an alley - theres plenty of dark alleys near by!!!

My house is light coloured and well lit by street lights right next to the town ring road - not the obvious choice for a piss!!! theres even bushes next to my house if your really cut short!!

Its their way of getting at me you see.

Bet the shit wasnt expecting a kicking.

 

Oh ok... Fair enough for battering him then LOL

and get some nail varnish.

 

fucking dirty little bastards

What happened to good old fashioned window egging or pushing the bin over when you dont like someone??

Why does it have to be something dirty and nasty these days