Is violence and pain the only thing they understand???

Obviously not being a CHAV myself i am "different" to them so can never gain thier "respekt innit bruv" so they will always look down on us normal folk.

So how can you deal with them rationally when they are causing trouble??

Now anyone whos read loads of my posts will know i have a CHAV problem in my area.......

well last few weeks Id noticed someone had been pissing on my front door in the night... (fucking disgusting animals!!). Now obviously this is happening late at night so hard to catch unless im awake and happen to spot them.

Well last night id been out to a late shop and i caught a little fucker pissing on my door!!!

As im end of terrace i come round corner from town and im right there so no chance for him to do a runner!!! His mates predictably, like the cowards ALL chavs are, ran off!!!

The pissing CHAV rather than trying to vault wall and sprint stopped to put his cock away and do zip up so i was right up on him before he could turn to run. He turned with a smile on his face and that made me angry so i punched him in the face, he fell back on the front door then I grabbed his arm and flung him off my porch onto pavement. I then kicked him as hard as i could in the bollocks before going in the house...

Now i know technically i didnt need to use force but what else could i have done???

words would make no difference to a CHAV as theyd just come out with some "your a fat c*nt" or whatever insult comes to thier mind and wont actually solve anything.

Calling police.... lets not go there, we all know that wont help.

Calling council... same as Police.

So what else is left other than violence????

Seems to me your damned if you dont, damned if you do... If you do nothing then they WILL keep doing it, where as beating the scum up might make him think twice and fuck off else where or he could come back, you just never know.

Now this isnt the same family of CHAVs who live a few doors up street but thier friends who come into the area to see the CHAVs on my street so id have to follow them to find out where they live if i want to attack thier house or similar so thats not really a viable option.

So what else can i do???? petrol bombing seems an attractive proposition but not really practical due to the odd legal issue!!


Also i need to learn to kick people without injuring myself!!!

My big toenail was already black after stubbing it on something and when i kicked said scum in the bollocks i half ripped the nail out so now its twisted 90 degrees held in by the root on just one side:


Should i "man up" a bit and pull it out or see the GP??

 

Tequilla and pliers job done.

 

fuck that Kev ive had an ingrowing nail removed without anaesthetic and seriously id rather not have that again. String door, slam door. reckon it will be quick enough for the nail to be out before the pain hits too hard? (and you hop round like a idiot ).

 

i'd of done the same mate, what other option did you have?

 

just stick a blow tourch threw your letterbox dont think he'll pissing on your door again

 

I think you're doing a sterling job mate, Chav controller extraordinaire

 

Id hate to be in this situation. I think id have done the same as you, and anything less than a smack would make him feel he had won. You need to speak to him in his language, if he does it again, then you need to wade in heavy. Calling the rozzers/ council as you said wouldnt help, and probly just humour him. Hope your toe gets better, nip round A&E and get em to cut it off (the nail not your toe)

 

about time one of the little chavs got what they deserve well done

 

Deffo a pair of pliers and a shot of something strong. Once its out it can start to heal, it looks dead anyway so will need to come off.

Make sure you get it first time though - else its gonna be a bastard of a job tugging at it again

 

Ive thought about this before, remember said CHAV should be hypervigilant (alert), ive then got to hear him pissing, get blow torch, ignite blow torch, lift inner letter box and outer letter box flap then poke blowtorch through the letter box and toast his bollocks, all while remaining undetected and not burning off my fingers holding open letter box...... just aint gonna happen.

I might be fat like Steven Segal, but i dont move silently and kill as lethally as him Nor do i have a body double to step in for the neck snapping bits

Yes but it doesnt get rid of them does it??? they are still alive and causing a menace to society and im probably paying thier dole money/EMA out of my taxes!!!

 

I accidentally half ripped off my other big toenail summer 2008 and A+E wouldnt remove it or do anything, they just said leave it to drop off in however many months it takes!!!

I dont have much luck with big toe nails

 

Best way to deal with a Chav;
Stay really calm then with one punch stick him on his arse and make him look like a twat infront of his mates:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eFCIjkBPk
Rich

 

his mates had already deserted him like the cowards CHAVs all are.

 

You did a fantastic job... World will get round you are a little nuts and won't take the shit and they should pick on someone else. It won't get rid of them all together, but they should give more thought into picking on you.

Benni.

 

sorry to hear your going through shit with this

one way to get rid of the problem is shoot them if thats your gun in your sig pmsl

 

put someone washing powder in a little clear bag drop some on the floor and stamp on there head whent the little f**** goes down to sniff

 

should have got some ID of the fucker before you went in the house, now he knows where you live.

p.s just rip the nail off

 

Looks sorethey will always be around Warren so just them

 

dam good video

 

just make sure you give them a good enough kicking the first time and they wont come back.
few year ago we had gangs of kids targetting our cars ( had two XR2's and a XR4x4 on the drive) ended up giving chase and pinning one against a wall telling him and his mates to fuck off. just fueled the fire, they came back, stole, damaged, vandalised, all sorts till one night me and my dad beat the shit out of a pair of them, finally stopped! words do no good, prison doesnt scare them, so just go ape shit at them.

 

hopefully they don't come back pal, but next time, one foot on his throat, and piss all over the little twat, he may get the message then

 

nice one chap, seems to be the only things these shits understand. I give you 9.5/10. For the 10/10 you should have made the him lick all the piss up.

 

we need a few years of state run by a military dictator!!! these CHAV scum once identified with that group could then be legally executed. Lets be honest they bring NOTHING good to society and are only a drain.

Give them one chance to grow up and change and if they dont buck up, BANG in the back of the head!!

in fact let me set up an overwatch position with view of the jobcentre/post office entrance then i can pick them off as they come out. Verified valid targets only of course. Dont want to shoot people who just like the clothes as a fashion statement, just the real loosers need shooting.

 

get a pitbull ..but you did the right thing a good clump has never let me down ...the police wont do a thing as usual .........

 

Whats a pitbull going to do??

half the chavs round here have one or a staffi as "trophy" dogs to intimidate people with

 

Like this... best part is 2:32

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNMfZ3CZco0

Work Safe ^^ Ish

 

I've never had to deal with that sort of situation before but I know a few mates been in similar sort of positions. If you are known to have a strong mental attitude and can hold your own, scum generally get the point and don't fuck with you. However, they may bring mates and stuff around and them knowing where you live doesn't help matters. Given the same situation, I would've done the same mate. Another thing with me, I've been boxing for a while now and started sparring here and there...people don't tend to mess with people they know have the ability to smash faces in and break things...

 

fucking nice one son,just keep going after them,the arseholes need a shoeing evrytime you see one,scum all of em,build yoursen a rep as a nutter,they'll leave you aalone then.

 

I need to build the rep of a nutter not to be messed with before i get my car fixed otherwise once thats on the road that will be the next target they focus on. Its been off road a while so its "out of mind" for them at moment.

 

Two words. Paintball gun.

 

You don't kick people, you stamp on them....

 

warren, are you any good at electrics ???

i'd be wire'ing my letterbox up to the mains!

do it off a plug, keep the voltage low cos you dont want to kill him, just turn his dick black you will need something to power in the circuit (bulb) and also wire up a cctv camera and show us the vid

Also, make sure you can remove the circuit quickly with crocodile clips or something like that incase plod arrives, cos its quite illigal.

and if any plod are reading this thread, this is only a joke, not to be taken litterally!

 

WHY does a chav 'START?' you with his hands out to the side?
If i was that bloke in the door way, as soon as his head was near mine, he would have felt my forehead on the bridge of his nose.
tip, when nutting someone, use your back for momentum, not your neck

 

Invite him in for a drink and talk to him? That should scare the bejesus out of the little cunt.

 

rich hes not pissing in the letter box, just on the door generally and its a plastic door so electocution wont work

 

I would walk the streets with an axe or a gun but i reckon i would get arrested fairly quick.

 

you could do it, even if you only put a thin wire on your step, wire it up, and as soon as it gets wet, the current will shoot up the piss strait into the chavs dick.

If you cant be arsed with all that, just keep beating them , they might get the message, and its a good work out too

 

1 punch and 1 kick is hardly a work up

 

go to town on him then!

 

install a motion detector for your front porch... soon as it beeps in your house, open the door, drag the little fucker inside and close the door. his mates outside will shit themselves and run off. the pisser will probably keep pissing and maybe shit himself but a quiet word in his ear about what will happen to him if it happends again. and take his wallet for his address and tell him youl come round and do various nasty things to his family. sorted!1