Ive thought about this before, remember said CHAV should be hypervigilant (alert), ive then got to hear him pissing, get blow torch, ignite blow torch, lift inner letter box and outer letter box flap then poke blowtorch through the letter box and toast his bollocks, all while remaining undetected and not burning off my fingers holding open letter box...... just aint gonna happen.

I might be fat like Steven Segal, but i dont move silently and kill as lethally as him Nor do i have a body double to step in for the neck snapping bits

Yes but it doesnt get rid of them does it??? they are still alive and causing a menace to society and im probably paying thier dole money/EMA out of my taxes!!!