Best approach when dealing with CHAV's/Scum??
10-10-2009, 07:29 PM
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Could go either way this
You'll either get your windows put through (unlikely as his mates ran off) or they'll know your a barmpot and never bother you again.
You'll either get your windows put through (unlikely as his mates ran off) or they'll know your a barmpot and never bother you again.
10-10-2009, 07:45 PM
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install a motion detector for your front porch... soon as it beeps in your house, open the door, drag the little fucker inside and close the door. his mates outside will shit themselves and run off. the pisser will probably keep pissing and maybe shit himself but a quiet word in his ear about what will happen to him if it happends again. and take his wallet for his address and tell him youl come round and do various nasty things to his family. sorted!1 
10-10-2009, 07:51 PM
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didnt think of that..... okay plan B!! install the motion detector... when it goes off, pull a string that you rigged up earlier (to a bucket of goop/oil/ or something similar) that will then pour onto said chav ruining his shell suit and Nike TNs. making them think twice of doing it again and risk being told off by parents for ruining new clothes??
10-10-2009, 07:52 PM
#44
the only thing you did wrong Wazza in my opinion is loose it on your front door step,them sort of cunts are not daft and can come back mob handed as you dared to front him or even tooled up.
i myself prefer to bide my time and wait for the enemy to move away into no mans land and then when not expecting anything take by surprise and kick him in the throat.
i have seen it done when hard men take a hiding thats comming to them and then the bizzies get involved usually involving the victim getting custody cos this countrys laws are shite.
i myself prefer to bide my time and wait for the enemy to move away into no mans land and then when not expecting anything take by surprise and kick him in the throat.
i have seen it done when hard men take a hiding thats comming to them and then the bizzies get involved usually involving the victim getting custody cos this countrys laws are shite.
10-10-2009, 08:04 PM
#45
Reminds me when it stops raining to redo it as the rain washes it away
the only thing you did wrong Wazza in my opinion is loose it on your front door step,them sort of cunts are not daft and can come back mob handed as you dared to front him or even tooled up.
i myself prefer to bide my time and wait for the enemy to move away into no mans land and then when not expecting anything take by surprise and kick him in the throat.
i myself prefer to bide my time and wait for the enemy to move away into no mans land and then when not expecting anything take by surprise and kick him in the throat.
Wait till these cunts see me in a rage I have weapons close by in case they attack, 2 axes downstairs, iron bars, pry bars and "other" nasty things too.
10-10-2009, 08:43 PM
#47
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extreme violence in the first instance is often needed to nip it in the bud or theyll just keep coming back to damage your stuff.
get your attack in first.
get your attack in first.
Last edited by fuzzy; 10-10-2009 at 08:44 PM.
10-10-2009, 10:19 PM
#54
wrap the next one in duct tape and leave him in the middle of the alley all night, then report it to the police that yuo've seen this gang of chav's last night and in the morning yuo've come out to see this "virtually dead bugger" on your doorstep
i imagine that'd do the trick
i imagine that'd do the trick
10-10-2009, 10:56 PM
#55
and WTF is yeda?? i dont remember signing up to that!!!Stoke was bang in the middle of commuting between glasgow/portsmouth/plymouth/london so was ideal for a weekend house plus cheap to live here so best of both worlds for while i was in navy.
then i lost my job and some cunt built a job centre near here and started moving CHAVs in
and i realised stoke is the pits for jobs oh well.wrap the next one in duct tape and leave him in the middle of the alley all night, then report it to the police that yuo've seen this gang of chav's last night and in the morning yuo've come out to see this "virtually dead bugger" on your doorstep
i imagine that'd do the trick
i imagine that'd do the trick
10-10-2009, 11:02 PM
#56
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10-10-2009, 11:22 PM
#60
the secret is using valuable information to help you,its no good searching mike jones on google or anywhere,but if you know mike jones is from etruria and drives a cosworth you type in mike jones cosworth etruria and in therory info can be pulled out.
its far easier to find people with unusual names infact i found out typing one lads name in on google where he lived,what he drove,what his bird looked like,everything about him from various websites including what modifications done to his car which a insurance company found out about....oops.
and thats how the daily newspapers get info on people who are hot property now. they don't just buy someone a few pints down the boozer ask questions and tape everything when if your good you can search online.
its far easier to find people with unusual names infact i found out typing one lads name in on google where he lived,what he drove,what his bird looked like,everything about him from various websites including what modifications done to his car which a insurance company found out about....oops.
and thats how the daily newspapers get info on people who are hot property now. they don't just buy someone a few pints down the boozer ask questions and tape everything when if your good you can search online.
10-10-2009, 11:27 PM
#61
DJ Fudge It's hard to know where to start when talking about Dan Fudge or The Fudge. His ability as a DJ is often overlooked as his personality is HUGE. ...
www.lifeandsoulint.com/djs.shtml
seems our dan is good at spinning tunes lol
but this dan looks very fammiliar
http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/mortgag...&in_page_id=58
very easy to find that and i have seen them shirts somewhere before
10-10-2009, 11:35 PM
#62
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the secret is using valuable information to help you,its no good searching mike jones on google or anywhere,but if you know mike jones is from etruria and drives a cosworth you type in mike jones cosworth etruria and in therory info can be pulled out.
its far easier to find people with unusual names infact i found out typing one lads name in on google where he lived,what he drove,what his bird looked like,everything about him from various websites including what modifications done to his car which a insurance company found out .
its far easier to find people with unusual names infact i found out typing one lads name in on google where he lived,what he drove,what his bird looked like,everything about him from various websites including what modifications done to his car which a insurance company found out .
10-10-2009, 11:40 PM
#64
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DJ Fudge It's hard to know where to start when talking about Dan Fudge or The Fudge. His ability as a DJ is often overlooked as his personality is HUGE. ...
www.lifeandsoulint.com/djs.shtml
seems our dan is good at spinning tunes lol
but this dan looks very fammiliar
http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/mortgag...&in_page_id=58
very easy to find that and i have seen them shirts somewhere before
DJ Fudge It's hard to know where to start when talking about Dan Fudge or The Fudge. His ability as a DJ is often overlooked as his personality is HUGE. ...
www.lifeandsoulint.com/djs.shtml
seems our dan is good at spinning tunes lol
but this dan looks very fammiliar
http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/mortgag...&in_page_id=58
very easy to find that and i have seen them shirts somewhere before
yes thats me from when i worked for FF obviously
as for spinning tunes, pmsl, i cant even work the tv
my initials are actually DJ lol
daniel john... lol
i feel a new career coming on lol
10-10-2009, 11:45 PM
#66
no but i did fookin spook a cheeky bastard who dared diss me on youtube,i found out by searching his user name he was on some gaming site and music and motorbike site,i then searched those sites and found out he was half italian so i got in touch on youtube and insulted his mother,told him his bike was shit,the games he played were wank,and i knew which college he went to and i would come down and fuckin smash his motorbike up while he was in lessons.
oh and i found out he was single so i told him he's a ugly bastard and no chick wants a cocky ugly youtube smartarse wanker.
obviously i am not going to south wales to slap a hybrid spaghettio taff mix but he got the message,my youtube user name isn't this one so your fucked trying to do it to me.
oh and i found out he was single so i told him he's a ugly bastard and no chick wants a cocky ugly youtube smartarse wanker.
obviously i am not going to south wales to slap a hybrid spaghettio taff mix but he got the message,my youtube user name isn't this one so your fucked trying to do it to me.
Last edited by cozzfather; 10-10-2009 at 11:48 PM.
11-10-2009, 12:05 AM
#69
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When you say chav i take your talking of young teen something white slim shady wannabe,kick the shit in him only thing he will understand,had one drunk one, one nite kicking my wing mirror off,so me and my brother went out and kicked the shit out of him,since then he wont even walk down my street with his mates.
11-10-2009, 12:36 AM
#71
they were pissing on my door deliberately to annoy me because they can, as a sign of disrespect etc, not because they couldnt find an alley - theres plenty of dark alleys near by!!!My house is light coloured and well lit by street lights right next to the town ring road - not the obvious choice for a piss!!! theres even bushes next to my house if your really cut short!!
Its their way of getting at me you see.
Bet the shit wasnt expecting a kicking.
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