a NICE welsh joke
21-12-2004, 10:34 AM
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a NICE welsh joke
A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day, when
he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down
from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man
"paid a yfed yr dwr! Mae'n uch-y-fi!"
(Translation: Don't drink the water! Yeugh! It's horrible!)
The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to his ear,
shrugged his shoulders at the farmer, and carried on drinking. Realising
the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer. "Paid
fachgen! Dwr ych-y-fi! Sheep yn cachu yn y dwr!"
(Translation: Don't boy! The water's awful. Yeugh! Sheep sh!t in the
water!)
Still the walker couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer walked
right up to the man at the stream and once again said "Dwr yn ych-y-fi!
Dim drinkio!".
(Translation: The water's really horrible. Yeugh! Don't drink it!)
"I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I couldn't understand a word you said
dear boy!" said the man at the stream in a fine English accent; "Oh I
see" said the farmer. "I was just saying, if you use both hands you can
get more in..."
sorry, after the abuse i get on here, i thought this was quite apt
he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down
from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man
"paid a yfed yr dwr! Mae'n uch-y-fi!"
(Translation: Don't drink the water! Yeugh! It's horrible!)
The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to his ear,
shrugged his shoulders at the farmer, and carried on drinking. Realising
the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer. "Paid
fachgen! Dwr ych-y-fi! Sheep yn cachu yn y dwr!"
(Translation: Don't boy! The water's awful. Yeugh! Sheep sh!t in the
water!)
Still the walker couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer walked
right up to the man at the stream and once again said "Dwr yn ych-y-fi!
Dim drinkio!".
(Translation: The water's really horrible. Yeugh! Don't drink it!)
"I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I couldn't understand a word you said
dear boy!" said the man at the stream in a fine English accent; "Oh I
see" said the farmer. "I was just saying, if you use both hands you can
get more in..."
sorry, after the abuse i get on here, i thought this was quite apt
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21-12-2004, 11:13 AM
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That's not the end!!....
"I was just saying, if you use both hands you can
get more in..."
Whereupon the Englishman tasted the water and found that it was good. He bought the stream for two sheep and a pair of wellies, bottled it, called it Tynant and made a fortune selling the Welsh their own water......True story!!
"I was just saying, if you use both hands you can
get more in..."
Whereupon the Englishman tasted the water and found that it was good. He bought the stream for two sheep and a pair of wellies, bottled it, called it Tynant and made a fortune selling the Welsh their own water......True story!!
21-12-2004, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by TheBishMan
That's not the end!!....
"I was just saying, if you use both hands you can
get more in..."
Whereupon the Englishman tasted the water and found that it was good. He bought the stream for two sheep and a pair of wellies, bottled it, called it Tynant and made a fortune selling the Welsh their own water......True story!!
"I was just saying, if you use both hands you can
get more in..."
Whereupon the Englishman tasted the water and found that it was good. He bought the stream for two sheep and a pair of wellies, bottled it, called it Tynant and made a fortune selling the Welsh their own water......True story!!
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after i fooked them
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