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Old 08-08-2009, 12:52 AM
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I know have razor blades for the gate!



Will be sat just proud of the gate edge so they dont see it and slice hand up!!
Old 08-08-2009, 01:23 AM
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Good work, Action man
Old 08-08-2009, 02:04 AM
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For the wall you mentioned 'loose' glass but that would end up all over the place after wind or rain so can't you get some kind of glue then plaster all the broken glass all over the top of the wall, Kickboxer film style?

All you need is a decent glue to hold it then just wait until you've finished a load of bottles and crush them with a sledge or similar in a bucket. Then again they'll be wiser next time and probably just throw a carpet over the top but it'll work for new mugs wanting to play.

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Old 17-08-2009, 11:27 PM
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new security upgrade to the gate!!



MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Old 17-08-2009, 11:31 PM
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No way I breaking into your house Warren
Old 17-08-2009, 11:32 PM
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Holy shit....


Your avatar pic explains you perfectly you PHYSCHO!!

























Why cant more people be like you? The thieving scum of this world would soon dissapear if they had to encounter something like this everytime they wanted a 5 finger discount. My hat goes off to you sir!...If i had a hat that is.

Old 18-08-2009, 01:04 AM
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make a report to the local council that you have seen grizzly bears on a few occasions. Then lay some bear traps the otherside of the gate/fence.
Old 18-08-2009, 01:19 AM
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go and buy a bulk load of sergical needles. leave them in a bucket of water to age them quickly and place them around your propery around the gate on the outside and some on the council's grass.

i will bet these little cuunts will take one look at them and decide it ain't worth catching something


cheaper still put a BOUNTY on the heads of whoever is doing it.


wonder round the state and find some kids and offer them money to catch someone red handed and deliver them to you


gives the other kids something to do and earning an honest wage at the same time plus you get the pleasure of stabbing the thieving little cuunt with a needle and shiiting them up fro a couple of weeks
Old 18-08-2009, 06:11 AM
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get a dog i have a dog and any 1 comes near my back yard the dog goes on 1 making a load of noise good deterant i think
Old 18-08-2009, 06:31 AM
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The smack head bastards,go and get a job.
Old 18-08-2009, 09:18 AM
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Nice one mate thats going to hurt the fuckers
Old 18-08-2009, 09:51 AM
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Rub a load of chillies or battery acid on those razor blades just to add a little bit of icing to the cake
Old 18-08-2009, 10:31 AM
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Bloody hell... glad where i live its all nice and sound, hardly any problems, never had anyone in my life take my car or even brake into it, where i used to live was next door to a pub so everyone could see my RST over the fence, some little fucker came over and try to ''see what they could get'' noticed the couldnt get into the garage and sorted some chicken wire witch got them into some bother. court the little basted and tied em up, put them into my boot, drove them off down to the country side and dumped them where they didnt know.. never ever had a problem again. fuckers wont ever take my shit without paying the price..

good luck on the battle.
Old 18-08-2009, 12:27 PM
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Haha love the spikes mate
Old 18-08-2009, 02:06 PM
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HARDCORE!

Love it mate.

also an idea for your window,
if you put some very fine mesh (think like the insect screens you get in hotter countries) on the inside and secure it well, thres no way anyone can punch through it, especially with a broken window pane infront of it too. you need tin snips or a jigsaw or something and thats starting from the edge, not the middle. that way you still get some light into your garage.
Old 18-08-2009, 03:34 PM
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With you abilities warren you can rig up some sort of switch to press on the glass.... Then it is ever broken the switch disengages and alerts you? You could also use a PIR sensor (shed ones are cheap and good small compact units) modded to alert you indoors....that way you keep the glass, failing that get some bars made up for the window and a post sunk into the floor behind the garage door!

Dan
Old 18-08-2009, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by orionmojo
HARDCORE!

Love it mate.

also an idea for your window,
if you put some very fine mesh (think like the insect screens you get in hotter countries) on the inside and secure it well, thres no way anyone can punch through it, especially with a broken window pane infront of it too. you need tin snips or a jigsaw or something and thats starting from the edge, not the middle. that way you still get some light into your garage.
You can get a clear film, that does the same sort of thing.

This is it.
http://www.uvshield-uk.com/index.php...D=211837180031

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Old 18-08-2009, 05:01 PM
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Looney

Ahem, i think you will have to put a warning notice up. Because if you don't you could get sued if some little 'fairy' cuts his hands on them
Old 19-08-2009, 09:09 PM
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they will just push off with drawing pins in, nail the cunts on

or screw them as you can use the other side too lol
Old 19-08-2009, 11:33 PM
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fudgey they are epoxied in place the tacks were just put on to hold blades in place while glue set!!
Old 20-08-2009, 12:05 AM
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you want one of them gas dye canisters they use in security bags to go off when they cross the threashold

at least you'll be ale to spot them for months afterwards

or, if you want to simply hurt them, instal one of them gillotine shutters that simply blow up shut if they are set off like seat belt pretensioners with a small charge set to go off and then the spring loaded machanism gets triggered

they'll be stuck in there for as long as you need to figure out where to dispose of the remains
Old 20-08-2009, 12:21 AM
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That gate looks bloody savage! Im actually cringing just looking at it and thinking what there hands would look like afterwards.

Although the theiving shits would get what they deserve, i cant help but think if some 'innocent' person gets hurt on it. I dont know the area or even the size of the gate, but what if some kids ball ends in in your garden and they try and have a look over and grab a handful of that? Not having a go here mate, but if someone hurt themselves on that, be it theives or an innocent person, then the shit would hit the fan there mate and you'd get shafted for it. They would not actually be on your property by reaching onto the gate so you would be liable for that. I think it would be best to do this stuff in the confines of the actual garden, not around the perimter itself.
Old 20-08-2009, 01:40 AM
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surely it cant be hard to find out whom it is ?
Old 20-08-2009, 01:44 AM
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I'm just glad Warren doesn't have any c4 in his possession because you can just imagine him sat there all night with his night vision goggles cod style just to get them. Even if he blows half of his house off I reckon he'd be happy as long as he gets them as well, he's got that Longshanks Braveheart mentality.
Old 20-08-2009, 02:27 AM
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twoblacklines - simply i dont have the time to go to that level while working a full time job and with bills to pay etc. To gather such intel properly to prove beyond a doubt exactly whos doing what, where they live, wheres best to take them out etc requires a lot of real time surviellance, and i just dont have the time right now.

theres nothing wrong with wanting a bit of C4 skeg!!!
Old 20-08-2009, 02:41 AM
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Fuck me that gate, my hands closed tight when i seen that...

Getting a paper cut is sore...
Old 20-08-2009, 01:48 PM
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Good on ya putting up more security Warren!

Keep us informed of any other 'activity'
Old 20-08-2009, 01:53 PM
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you crazy as fcuk warren lol
Old 20-08-2009, 02:00 PM
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Cover them in vinegar or salt or something... Just to add to the pain
Old 20-08-2009, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Phil
Cover them in vinegar or salt or something... Just to add to the pain
I think battery acid might work well.
Old 22-08-2009, 10:50 AM
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the pic that went missing was of carpet gripper,great for carpet and catching thieves trying to get over your fence !! make sure you put it on with the nails pointing in so the more they pull to free themselves the more it grips and the bonus of DNA too

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