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Old 02-07-2009, 01:05 PM
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Default Mark Shead spotted in a Noddy smart car

Mark Shead spotted in a smart car
apparently he has moved on and now owns a smart car he has had 3 of them
That has to be worse than my poous
clearly a sign of middle age

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Old 02-07-2009, 01:13 PM
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is there head room for mark in a smart?

i dont mean he has a big head before anyone starts, HEIGHT wise!
Old 02-07-2009, 01:44 PM
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no smart cars are odd - pooius are just a very very crap car
Old 02-07-2009, 01:47 PM
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I have been in the smart car with Mark. Was surprised as how much room there is. Cool little car actually. I used to slag them off rotten until i actually got in one
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yes uncle tony thats true. looks odd in it, but then so did i when i last drove it
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they are so much fun to drive, but i would never own one!
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it's a fookin noddy car
the modern answer to a 2cv lol
Old 02-07-2009, 02:00 PM
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a noddy car - coming from someone who used to drive an electric poous rofl
Old 02-07-2009, 02:02 PM
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rich,

i heard you had a problem with a 8mm bolt ?
Old 02-07-2009, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbosystems
it's a fookin noddy car
the modern answer to a 2cv lol
The 2cv was designed to be practical. The Smart wasn't.
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
a noddy car - coming from someone who used to drive an electric poous rofl
I still have my poous run around van
I have had the dis pleasure of fixing a brabas smart car and driving it I can assure you it IS a noddy car lol
Mark Noddy shead
Old 02-07-2009, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by RANJ
rich,

i heard you had a problem with a 8mm bolt ?
10mm nut i think it was. Its all in my resto thread - page 10 if you want a read mate
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is this rods new car really and Mark was just mapping it with the GT42
Old 02-07-2009, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbosystems
is this rods new car really and Mark was just mapping it with the GT42
Isn't the compressor housing bigger than the Smart's wheels?
Old 02-07-2009, 05:53 PM
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I think if the gt42 cam on boost the smart car would implode into the turbo
Old 02-07-2009, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbosystems
it's a fookin noddy car
the modern answer to a 2cv lol




2cv can seat 4 as well
Old 02-07-2009, 08:48 PM
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He has had one for years looks bloody funny getting out of it though lol
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I am sure Mark Shead will be gutted at this piss take! NOT.

Get a life, its not what you drive its who you ARE.
Old 02-07-2009, 08:56 PM
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How tall is Mark?

I'm 6'4" and i i've always quite fancied a smart car... no seriously!
Old 02-07-2009, 09:15 PM
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They are good for parking, Ive seen a few in Brum that are parked the wrong way into the road, but they dont stick out that far!
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Originally Posted by Turner RS
I am sure Mark Shead will be gutted at this piss take! NOT.

Get a life, its not what you drive its who you ARE.
there always one who takes it too far and think this piss take is serious - its called banter!
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When we went to norris designs last for a dyno day me and dave were heading straight back to mark's unit, and he went via mcdonalds, we were sat on the motorway at about 80mph and he came absolutely fucking flying past in his smart with a big grin on his face, so he doesnt just own one, he actually enjoys owning it
Old 03-07-2009, 07:22 AM
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Mark is 6'4" i think and he fits in perfectly
Old 03-07-2009, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip
When we went to norris designs last for a dyno day me and dave were heading straight back to mark's unit, and he went via mcdonalds, we were sat on the motorway at about 80mph and he came absolutely fucking flying past in his smart with a big grin on his face, so he doesnt just own one, he actually enjoys owning it
when he told me he had one he said this new one is ace ,this is my third
I did say to him you shouldn't have told me that look on pf later I shan't take the piss too much he just laughed.
Old 03-07-2009, 07:43 AM
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My mate @ 6'7" fits in one no probs. However, regardless of whether you fit or not, you still have the problem of catastrophic understeer..... Every corner has to be tackled by turning-in on the brakes, ease of till past apex, then power on. Seems to be a problem of rear-biased weight distribution, tiny front tyres, and a very short + softly sprung chassis - as soon as you accelerate all the weight goes to the back and the front wheels go light.....They suck.
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Hopefully Mark will spot this post and comment he may mention what happens when you enter a corner too fast and how the traction control works
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Originally Posted by cozmeister
The 2cv was designed to be practical. The Smart wasn't.
Go to http://www.truthaboutsmart.co.uk/ and click on "Space"
Old 03-07-2009, 07:56 AM
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I couldn't believe they did barabas one
600 quid for the exhaust and there isn't alot of it on a smart
Old 03-07-2009, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Garage19
How tall is Mark?

I'm 6'4" and i i've always quite fancied a smart car... no seriously!
I am on my 3rd one they are crapbut they are also great the new one is deff the best of the lot, but not as cute looking as the prev models.
Would I buy a 4th one hell yes.

Mark
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Originally Posted by Turbosystems
Mark Shead spotted in a smart car
apparently he has moved on and now owns a smart car he has had 3 of them
That has to be worse than my poous
clearly a sign of middle age
I would rather own one than a toyota you own.

Mark
Old 03-07-2009, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by cjwood555
My mate @ 6'7" fits in one no probs. However, regardless of whether you fit or not, you still have the problem of catastrophic understeer..... Every corner has to be tackled by turning-in on the brakes, ease of till past apex, then power on. Seems to be a problem of rear-biased weight distribution, tiny front tyres, and a very short + softly sprung chassis - as soon as you accelerate all the weight goes to the back and the front wheels go light.....They suck.
Yep the handeling is crap but they were never meant to be driven fast.

Mark
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gloves are off mark brunters at dawn it is then
poous v smart car, I'll bring the calender
Old 03-07-2009, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbosystems
gloves are off mark brunters at dawn it is then
poous v smart car, I'll bring the calender

but mine does 108mph gps but I think 70mph is on for brunters

Mark
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poos stats 1750kg
340 nm torque peak
0-60 10.2 seconds
top speed 108
transmission: cvt
wheels: 4 one on each corner
tyres: round
abs
stability control
traction control
style:none
Old 03-07-2009, 06:58 PM
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I actually like them! Been in one or two, never driven one but look easy enough to drive and get around in!
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Mark did you buy one of them off of someone called John Fennemore a couple of years back?
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Originally Posted by S7EVO
Mark did you buy one of them off of someone called John Fennemore a couple of years back?
I cant remeber the names of the two used ones I brought,
The last one had fake discs on the backsoon came off.

Mark
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Originally Posted by Mark Shead
I cant remeber the names of the two used ones I brought,
The last one had fake discs on the backsoon came off.

Mark
Reason I ask is that he s my bosses brother, my boss mentioned to him that I have a Cosworth. He said he sold a smart car to someone in your neck of the woods that had a few of these in his garage and specialised in tuning them. He went onto describe a car that sounded like Yum.Small world if it was you.
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