total mong for gettin pulled but in hinds sight you always are i suppose!!!

was going round the town centre in the BMW and theres this one way circuit which goes up to the station. Normally you just bypass the station but theres this wicked little mini roundabout and the surface was well slippy so i thought why not
as i come up to it there was a police van parked at the side but i looked around couldnt see em and made sure they werent sat inside it as i come round....anyway booted the back end RIGHTTTT out and just as i straightened up two of em fuckin jumped in the road shoutin and wavin for me to stop

they thought i was on drugs or booze or sumthin, said my eyes looked red but that was probably tiredness etc.
called backup breath tested me etc. asked "what exactly that manouver was all about" heheh ....i just said it was slippier than i thought and the back end just stepped out

hadnt drunk an ounce so got away with it prob. being xmas and all they were alright in the end.

all i can say is thank fook they didnt search the car had left the glovebox unlocked for first time ever as well!!!
and mr plod had to drive my car off to move it, was brickin it and watchin him all the way

wont be doin that again.


well, not today anyway

 

that a bit like me in the cossie at the start of the year. Had the car for 18 months and never got pulled. Then one day approaching a roundabout and thought fook it, dropped to second and floored it sideways, fished a lil bit and continued booting down the road. Only to find a copper was approaching the roundabout from the other end and saw me they let me off tho

Rich - what was in your glovebox

 

Its also probably got something to do with the fact that you look about 12 years old as well

 

lol tosser

Ran - technically not illegal but the purpose they are used for is, which i dont lol

 

tut tut

 

so what was in the glovebox then

 

lol

 

vrroooomm - im guessing it was ganja

 

i nearly got caught for something similar. it was late at night and i was following my mate in his E46 318 (with no power), we got to a mini roundabout and was turning right, he tried to get the arse out, and got a little squirm, i was following in the 200 so decided to show him whats its all about. flew on sideways, and i mean really sideways, the back end nearly kissed the barrier, tyres squeeling like mad. as i was straightening it up with the thing snaking down the road i saw a copper heading towards us, and quite close too.

my heart sank, i thought i was going to get done big time. cruised past the copper and was looking straight ahead. my mate had seen all this and had fucked right off down the road.

as soon as i'd passed him, i dropped it down a peg and floored it. he didn't even come back around the roundabout for me. couldn't believe it.

there was no way he would have not seen/heard it.

 

i go pulled last nite, copper fought me car was tooo low!!!!!

tried puttin his fingers between the tyre n the arch, u can barley get paper in the gap!!!!

didnt do shite tho!!!!

 

Dildo in the glovebox ???

 

thats not low
this is low

 

this is how low it is:



the rear:



and how it was today:





ur saff does sit crazy low tho mate, looks

 

 

lol, scrubs like a bitch n its stripped out!!!!

looks nice mate

fuck no's y the pics r all different sizes

 

 

mines 22 years old, nealy 23

prob y i sent a conrod thro the block

engine werent that old tho!!!!

my mates saff sits jus a tad higher than that, rubs wen u boot it, pipe hits the floor the lot!!!!

was watchin him donut earlier, was

 

lol how can they tell you its too low, theres no law on that

 

lol rich, you got the ten ton black 10bhp slag sideways????

nice one

 

thats wor i fought mate, but he sed u had to b able to fit two fingers between the arch n tyre, fink they talk shit sumtimes

 

What a load of shit - what about all those crumby Citroens with wheel covers? 2CV anyone?

 

lol