total mong for gettin pulled but in hinds sight you always are i suppose!!!

was going round the town centre in the BMW and theres this one way circuit which goes up to the station. Normally you just bypass the station but theres this wicked little mini roundabout and the surface was well slippy so i thought why not
as i come up to it there was a police van parked at the side but i looked around couldnt see em and made sure they werent sat inside it as i come round....anyway booted the back end RIGHTTTT out and just as i straightened up two of em fuckin jumped in the road shoutin and wavin for me to stop

they thought i was on drugs or booze or sumthin, said my eyes looked red but that was probably tiredness etc.
called backup breath tested me etc. asked "what exactly that manouver was all about" heheh ....i just said it was slippier than i thought and the back end just stepped out

hadnt drunk an ounce so got away with it prob. being xmas and all they were alright in the end.

all i can say is thank fook they didnt search the car had left the glovebox unlocked for first time ever as well!!!
and mr plod had to drive my car off to move it, was brickin it and watchin him all the way

wont be doin that again.


well, not today anyway