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Old 03-12-2004, 07:43 PM
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Default slogan for my birds car pls!!!!!!!!!

i know its cheap and tacky but my bird wants a slogan for her windscreen.. this is due to her always racing to and from work up and down 'A' roads and always up for a race . she says people always look surprised when they see its a bird driven . so for a laugh she wants a slogan ??? eg built by man raced by a woman.

you get the idea....

Old 03-12-2004, 07:46 PM
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"Driven by a bird, no wonder you can read this in your mirror"

i dunno, lol
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id refuse to go out with any bird who had some slogan like that on my windcreen.

time to put your foot down (on her head )
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Achtung, Frau am Steuer!
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"Move over, 2 door Cavalier driver coming through ......"

or

"my boyfriends car is much better than mine"


Yes, before anyone says - I hate vauxhalls
Old 03-12-2004, 07:48 PM
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built by a man, destroyed by a woman.

built by a man, alloys kerbed by a woman.
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could do like the girlracers in cheltenham, www.1litre.co.uk or www.girlracer.com god it makes me want them soooo bad!!
Old 03-12-2004, 07:50 PM
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"Move over the most aerodynamic slow car in the world coming thru, slowly"

"Feel the force of my 135bhp"

"bint on board"
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"Does my bum look big in this?"
Old 03-12-2004, 07:53 PM
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''EAT ME''
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....OUT?
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Originally Posted by Hofajoab
"Does my bum look big in this?"
love all of them especially this one . and its 150 bhp not 135bhp but she drives it like its 1000bhp

keep them coming
Old 03-12-2004, 07:57 PM
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150bhp? I thought P-reg 4stud ones came with the 2litre 16v Ecotek, not the older but better 2litre 16v...?

I know...

"I love my cream leather seats, stops my bf seing other blokes cum stains"

Sorry
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this one's crap but..

"You've been VauxhMauled!"









almost as bad as "you've been Novataken" ho ho
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i thought all 2l 16v were 150 bhp ???? i didnt know that the eco's were slower?????

well you learn something everyday!!!!!!!!!!
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could be worse, could be NOVEDOSE
Old 03-12-2004, 08:07 PM
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how about

"Female on board, sorry, didnt see you there"

or

"Classy bitch"

or

"on a quiet day, you car the vauxpiles rusting"

or on the back window

"The car in front,,, just cut you up!!!"

Old 03-12-2004, 08:09 PM
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os simply...

"Birds Fly"
Old 03-12-2004, 08:17 PM
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When i was about 17 i wanted, bad ass toys aint just for boyz I am so glad i soon grew out of that stage!!!! And can safley say i have never had any shit like that on my car
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i did have girl power wrote on a suntrip on my old mk4 for a week lol

(bet for a shag lol)
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''PMT-so just fuckin race me''
Old 03-12-2004, 08:30 PM
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!!IXAT
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Actually!!! I lied The orion i used for work that alex brought to turbo had bright pink turbo systems stickers in the windows I never put them there though And we was so lazy they stayed on it a few weeks
Old 03-12-2004, 10:06 PM
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im bad i used to have slayer on my car...lol
Old 03-12-2004, 11:04 PM
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What about the 'The shag wagon' ?
Old 04-12-2004, 07:05 AM
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How bout..... "Girlracer, bending the rules and ruling the bends" dont ask me where i heard this before
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how about REVO EVOM
Old 04-12-2004, 07:16 AM
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how about [don't take offence, I'd let any missus of mine have this on her car ]:

"This car is a subsititute for my boyfriends inadequate cock"

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Originally Posted by paddy1977
how about [don't take offence, I'd let any missus of mine have this on her car ]:

"This car is a subsititute for my boyfriends inadequate cock"


That is fooking superb,,,,,fpmsl I've gotta get me one of them


x x x
Old 04-12-2004, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by sexy-aRSe
Actually!!! I lied The orion i used for work that alex brought to turbo had bright pink turbo systems stickers in the windows I never put them there though And we was so lazy they stayed on it a few weeks
Did alex put them there??

I have on the back of my plate

'No, this is not my boyfriends car'

and Racey has

'No, its not my boyfriends or my dads' on her plate...
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Originally Posted by paddy1977
how about [don't take offence, I'd let any missus of mine have this on her car ]:

"This car is a subsititute for my boyfriends inadequate cock"


class until your in the passenger seat


used to have "who let the dogs out" on my old number plate! aaahhh those were the days! the ba ha men!
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I also used to have no its not my boyfriends on there
down to everyone always asking!

Used to be fooking funny when my bro used to borrow the car and go out with a mate,,,,,they looked like two poofs
or when he remembered he'd cover it with black electrical tape



x x x
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how about "stupid bint in a crap car sitting up your arse to really piss you off , trying to come thru but lacks the power so im just gna cut you up and risk the lives of your family and friends for no apparent reason"
then on the back window she could have " now youre behind me at these traffic lights please feel free to get out and kick my teeth in"

p,s i like calibra's really , i used to own one
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How about "MIND THE GAP" to warn passengers after a spot of parallel parking.
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my birds still awake so when she wakes i will show her them !!!!!! think the one about the smal cock will probably be favourite
Old 04-12-2004, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Hofajoab
this one's crap but..

"You've been VauxhMauled!"









almost as bad as "you've been Novataken" ho ho
what about "you've been calibrated" ?

quite possibly the worst thing i've thought of, ever. i'm sorry...
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If you can catch me - you can fuck me
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Originally Posted by RstNut
If you can catch me - you can fuck me
, she's in a vauxhall too, so that aint gonna be too hard!
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