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Old 13-03-2009, 11:11 PM
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the missus noticed that some cunt has run a key down the passenger side of our lovely 406 estate, and then wrote 'fuck' on the boot

tbh we couldnt really give a rats arse as the car is only a cheapo runabout and is far from tidy.

we a fair idea who done it, as the gypo fucks accross the road, the nice chap was banged up 2 weeks before xmas for assulting a disabled bloke and nicking his wallet, and last weekend the slut was evicted from the rented house along with her 2 kids. on sunday...

now, sunday night the car was parked on the road, not the drive as usual as i was working on the 3dr.

few other things have happened recently to make us think it was something to do with her...

still, her parents live round the corner, like 5 houses away, and we have sold our house and had an offer accepted today on a property.

so when we move, ill firebomb their gaff as a leaving present to them

now, the dilemma is, i dont think the 'fuck' will t cut off the boot, so do i make it say 'fuck off you cunts' or 'fuck yo momma' etc

or just leave it?
Old 13-03-2009, 11:13 PM
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Just leave it
Old 13-03-2009, 11:15 PM
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add ( a duck )
Old 13-03-2009, 11:17 PM
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change the F to a B. then write 'wild' infront and 'hunter' after. then people will just think your a cool hilbilly.

on a serious note, i dont get it either, had the rear quarter and half the pass door on my beemer keyed last month, but that was parking half on the pavement overnight outside the missus yard in peckham... so i should have been expecting it really
Old 13-03-2009, 11:18 PM
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i would just leave it till you move mate.one of my good mates just got charged because a junkie smashed his front window and he gave him and his junkie girlfriend a smack the next day
Old 13-03-2009, 11:20 PM
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should of seen the weird scratches on my bonnet of my old 850 t5
i know it had a different colour bonnet but wtf, both sides like this..

Old 14-03-2009, 12:17 AM
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Imo the little scrotes do it because they are immature little wankers,same goes for all of them who vandalize someones car either be it by scratching or chemical damage.They all need a good seeing too
Old 14-03-2009, 12:29 AM
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pikey cunts

they deserve to get burned but it aint worth getting caught and having the whole pikey world after you. Aparently they look after thier own
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well, i just washed the beast and it really wasnt that bad, didnt go all throught the laquer

so 10 mins with my maguires scratch x and it was pretty much gone lol

couldnt be arsed to get it all polished out as the car is scratched to fuck anyway

but at least now you cant read it lol

oh well, fuck em. cant be sure who it was, and its no point loosing sleep over it
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add " the pikey gypo neighbours" to the fuck already scraped.
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Originally Posted by warrenpenalver
Aparently they look after thier own
i heard they prefer to shag their own.
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Old 14-03-2009, 04:00 PM
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Park it in there living room
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I repaired a car the other week where someone had tryed to key the word "Dogger" on the roof, problem was they got the fron size all wrong and could only fit "Dogge". Fooookin twats on many levels!
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Wankers arnt they.There is just no need.
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One of my customers came in last week and told me that every car on her street had been keyed from end to end, little twats want stringing up!!!!

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