Leicester traffic Police - kiss my swingers !
09-03-2009, 09:25 PM
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09-03-2009, 09:39 PM
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if you recall the post a little while ago about bizzare uk laws, you could have done the following
In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.
or pretended to be a pregnant lady and used the following
In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants - even, if she so requests, in a policeman's helmet.
remember you would need to verify that these are still part of ancient law!!
In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.
or pretended to be a pregnant lady and used the following
In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants - even, if she so requests, in a policeman's helmet.
remember you would need to verify that these are still part of ancient law!!
09-03-2009, 09:59 PM
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well you have learnt your lesson, next time say you stopped as you thought the doors were falling off!
i have stopped on the hard shoulder on more than one occasion, but only when stopped in traffic cues with nowhere to go lol
the best was in a transit with nothing in the back, just opened the side door and pissed out of it, another was when myself and old boss simon, now the editor of classic ford were en route to brunters, m6 came to a stop and i had to climb a rather steep bank to get to the only hedge
and then the traffic moved, and i was driving
i have stopped on the hard shoulder on more than one occasion, but only when stopped in traffic cues with nowhere to go lol
the best was in a transit with nothing in the back, just opened the side door and pissed out of it, another was when myself and old boss simon, now the editor of classic ford were en route to brunters, m6 came to a stop and i had to climb a rather steep bank to get to the only hedge
and then the traffic moved, and i was driving
10-03-2009, 12:20 AM
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quality.fpmsl bet there faces were complete pictures.
ive been caught pissing by coppers before and usually state.until you fine paula radcliffe for being filmed pissing in the street you aint doing shit to me..
ive been caught pissing by coppers before and usually state.until you fine paula radcliffe for being filmed pissing in the street you aint doing shit to me..
10-03-2009, 12:41 AM
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Lol when you've gotta go you've gotta go.....hardly crime of the bloody century now is it! Anyone who drives about alot has been 'caught short' surely, i've pissed against many a hedge in the past! Oh and in alot of cases coppers are smug cunts who love booking people for this sort of thing....an easy tick in the box for fines handed out that day lol
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10-03-2009, 12:45 AM
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you got a fine of £30 your very lucky
for doing this i heard its an £80 fine not £30
couldnt you hold it in i thought there is allways plenty of notice on a motorway on how far a service station is may you wasnt taking any notice
for doing this i heard its an £80 fine not £30
couldnt you hold it in i thought there is allways plenty of notice on a motorway on how far a service station is may you wasnt taking any notice
10-03-2009, 01:15 AM
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i think its hillarious that so many ppl are disgusted it Mr S1's dirty deed.
my personal opinion is pissing in a corner in town is bad purely because it dont take long for a corner to stink, but at the side of the road ............fuck off whos cares.
now tipically of pf, the the friends of the said pisser say its funny as fuck and the punch line was worth 30pound notes
the other side, the older pf say its in poor taste, bad times but the police were just doing a good police job etc.
now i couldn't give a flying shit but i live in leicester and i thought i check it out, and see what the rest of the ppl think to leics
on the other hand if the title had THE FASTEST PISS ON BRUNTINGTHORPE across the top......well we all know who would be first on the scene with back up
my personal opinion is pissing in a corner in town is bad purely because it dont take long for a corner to stink, but at the side of the road ............fuck off whos cares.
now tipically of pf, the the friends of the said pisser say its funny as fuck and the punch line was worth 30pound notes
the other side, the older pf say its in poor taste, bad times but the police were just doing a good police job etc.
now i couldn't give a flying shit but i live in leicester and i thought i check it out, and see what the rest of the ppl think to leics
on the other hand if the title had THE FASTEST PISS ON BRUNTINGTHORPE across the top......well we all know who would be first on the scene with back up
10-03-2009, 10:41 AM
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Im more disgusted at the fact you passed us on the M1 and never stopped by
What makes me laugh is some of the people on here banging on about its dangerous etc...
so is driving like a twat at warp speed on the motorway and i know a few on here THAT DO!! but i guess thats ok and thats NOT dangerous...
lighten up ffs
What makes me laugh is some of the people on here banging on about its dangerous etc...
so is driving like a twat at warp speed on the motorway and i know a few on here THAT DO!! but i guess thats ok and thats NOT dangerous...
lighten up ffs
10-03-2009, 10:58 AM
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how the fuck was the copper a Jobsworth cunt?
It's his fucking job. Anyone who has called the copper a jobsworth in this thread is a spastic
You'd like to think if you'd broken down or been taken ill on the hard shoulder that a traffic policecar would stop to see what was going on and help you if they could.
If they stop and find you pissing would you not expect to get done for committing two crimes? or just ignore it. Do you just ignore things you're supposed to do at work?
It's his fucking job. Anyone who has called the copper a jobsworth in this thread is a spastic
You'd like to think if you'd broken down or been taken ill on the hard shoulder that a traffic policecar would stop to see what was going on and help you if they could.
If they stop and find you pissing would you not expect to get done for committing two crimes? or just ignore it. Do you just ignore things you're supposed to do at work?
10-03-2009, 11:00 AM
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how the fuck was the copper a Jobsworth cunt?
It's his fucking job. Anyone who has called the copper a jobsworth in this thread is a spastic
You'd like to think if you'd broken down or been taken ill on the hard shoulder that a traffic policecar would stop to see what was going on and help you if they could.
If they stop and find you pissing would you not expect to get done for committing two crimes? or just ignore it. Do you just ignore things you're supposed to do at work?
It's his fucking job. Anyone who has called the copper a jobsworth in this thread is a spastic
You'd like to think if you'd broken down or been taken ill on the hard shoulder that a traffic policecar would stop to see what was going on and help you if they could.
If they stop and find you pissing would you not expect to get done for committing two crimes? or just ignore it. Do you just ignore things you're supposed to do at work?
Can you define the highlighted word for me please?
Thankyou
10-03-2009, 11:04 AM
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Im more disgusted at the fact you passed us on the M1 and never stopped by
What makes me laugh is some of the people on here banging on about its dangerous etc...
so is driving like a twat at warp speed on the motorway and i know a few on here THAT DO!! but i guess thats ok and thats NOT dangerous...
lighten up ffs
What makes me laugh is some of the people on here banging on about its dangerous etc...
so is driving like a twat at warp speed on the motorway and i know a few on here THAT DO!! but i guess thats ok and thats NOT dangerous...
lighten up ffs
10-03-2009, 11:06 AM
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Yes
Evolution of the term in the United Kingdom
It is generally regarded as having been brought to public knowledge and popularised from its use in the name of The Spastics Society (now Scope), a charity for people with cerebral palsy, which was founded in 1951 and has a reasonably high public profile from its street collections and charity shops.
However, the term began to be used as an insult,derogative and became a term of abuse for an ungainly or physically inept person, derived from a common misconception that those with any physical disability resulting in spasticity would necessarily also have a mental or developmental disability. It is often colloquially abbreviated to forms such as "spa", "spaz", "spazmoid", "spazzer", "spazmo", "spack", "spackhead", "sped", "spazzy", "spacko", or "spacker"
Seeing as its now no longer an official medical term and regarding its evolution as an insult to ones intelligence i thought it fair game to use it.
No offence intended to any real spastics
Evolution of the term in the United Kingdom
It is generally regarded as having been brought to public knowledge and popularised from its use in the name of The Spastics Society (now Scope), a charity for people with cerebral palsy, which was founded in 1951 and has a reasonably high public profile from its street collections and charity shops.
However, the term began to be used as an insult,derogative and became a term of abuse for an ungainly or physically inept person, derived from a common misconception that those with any physical disability resulting in spasticity would necessarily also have a mental or developmental disability. It is often colloquially abbreviated to forms such as "spa", "spaz", "spazmoid", "spazzer", "spazmo", "spack", "spackhead", "sped", "spazzy", "spacko", or "spacker"
Seeing as its now no longer an official medical term and regarding its evolution as an insult to ones intelligence i thought it fair game to use it.
No offence intended to any real spastics
10-03-2009, 11:12 AM
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Well, I have to admit it's a funny story but I can really see the point of the copper. Giving you a fine instead of a warning was a bit harsh really but imagine you get called to scenes like this regularly?
https://passionford.com/forum/general-car-related-discussion/280033-dangers-of-the-motorway-hard-shoulder.html
At night I wouldn't stop on the hard shoulder for any reason. Even if it would mean killing an overheating engine I'd try to get to the next exit.
https://passionford.com/forum/general-car-related-discussion/280033-dangers-of-the-motorway-hard-shoulder.html
At night I wouldn't stop on the hard shoulder for any reason. Even if it would mean killing an overheating engine I'd try to get to the next exit.
10-03-2009, 11:19 AM
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how the fuck was the copper a Jobsworth cunt?
It's his fucking job. Anyone who has called the copper a jobsworth in this thread is a spastic
You'd like to think if you'd broken down or been taken ill on the hard shoulder that a traffic policecar would stop to see what was going on and help you if they could.
If they stop and find you pissing would you not expect to get done for committing two crimes? or just ignore it. Do you just ignore things you're supposed to do at work?
It's his fucking job. Anyone who has called the copper a jobsworth in this thread is a spastic
You'd like to think if you'd broken down or been taken ill on the hard shoulder that a traffic policecar would stop to see what was going on and help you if they could.
If they stop and find you pissing would you not expect to get done for committing two crimes? or just ignore it. Do you just ignore things you're supposed to do at work?
That is the point I was trying to make, but I did not come over as good as you put it.
My problem was not why Stu stopped on the side of the road, when you need to go you need to go, and the reason I put about the fine for pissing is you very lucky he never gave you one for it, as I have seen many people get on for it (No thats not me either
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10-03-2009, 10:04 PM
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christ on a bike, the chap had a piss in a hedge - he should be sent down for years
in that case, i wont even mention that last week i was nearing the end of an 85 mile journey, was about 20 miles from my destination when my guts began to drop. managed to hold off shitting myself for the next 13 miles until i was held up by a funeral procession doing about 20mph in a 60...
this was all back roads with no services, nor petrol stations come to think of it, and there was me desperate for a shit...
what did i do? shitmyself or risk getting spotted by a copper?
well, i had to divert down a narrow lane, vault a gate into a field and proceded to have a massive shit.... luckily i keep a wedge of macdonalds serviets for just such occasions
does the pope shit in the woods?
dunno, but i fucking do!
in that case, i wont even mention that last week i was nearing the end of an 85 mile journey, was about 20 miles from my destination when my guts began to drop. managed to hold off shitting myself for the next 13 miles until i was held up by a funeral procession doing about 20mph in a 60...
this was all back roads with no services, nor petrol stations come to think of it, and there was me desperate for a shit...
what did i do? shitmyself or risk getting spotted by a copper?
well, i had to divert down a narrow lane, vault a gate into a field and proceded to have a massive shit.... luckily i keep a wedge of macdonalds serviets for just such occasions
does the pope shit in the woods?
dunno, but i fucking do!
10-03-2009, 10:13 PM
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10-03-2009, 10:14 PM
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christ on a bike, the chap had a piss in a hedge - he should be sent down for years
in that case, i wont even mention that last week i was nearing the end of an 85 mile journey, was about 20 miles from my destination when my guts began to drop. managed to hold off shitting myself for the next 13 miles until i was held up by a funeral procession doing about 20mph in a 60...
this was all back roads with no services, nor petrol stations come to think of it, and there was me desperate for a shit...
what did i do? shitmyself or risk getting spotted by a copper?
well, i had to divert down a narrow lane, vault a gate into a field and proceded to have a massive shit.... luckily i keep a wedge of macdonalds serviets for just such occasions
does the pope shit in the woods?
dunno, but i fucking do!
in that case, i wont even mention that last week i was nearing the end of an 85 mile journey, was about 20 miles from my destination when my guts began to drop. managed to hold off shitting myself for the next 13 miles until i was held up by a funeral procession doing about 20mph in a 60...
this was all back roads with no services, nor petrol stations come to think of it, and there was me desperate for a shit...
what did i do? shitmyself or risk getting spotted by a copper?
well, i had to divert down a narrow lane, vault a gate into a field and proceded to have a massive shit.... luckily i keep a wedge of macdonalds serviets for just such occasions
does the pope shit in the woods?
dunno, but i fucking do!
whereas stu couldn't say he was watering the flowers
10-03-2009, 11:34 PM
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i dont think anyone gives a shit about pissing. the issue is with stopping on the hard shoulder, which IS dangerous. to do so without good reason is a crime for a good reason and you were dealt with accordingly.
they should really rename this site passioninbreed
they should really rename this site passioninbreed
11-03-2009, 12:12 AM
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all the dicks , saying he shouldnt have stopped,,,,, answer this,, would you have rather pissed yourself after missing the slip road,.
No shit like i wouldnt have missed it , or i would have hung on!
WOULD YOU REALLY PISS IN YOUR PANTS???????????????
No shit like i wouldnt have missed it , or i would have hung on!
WOULD YOU REALLY PISS IN YOUR PANTS???????????????
11-03-2009, 06:29 AM
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From the man who admitted and has been seen by others driving his Sierra and his M3 like a cunt. And if you want evidence Jim, I was at the Middlesex PF meet a couple of years back when we tried to go to the Horse and Barge and then left for the other pub in Harefield and you left the car park with wheels spinning and screamed off.
As you drove onto a public road.
Now I'm not saying that makes you public enemy number one, but it does make you a hypocrite. So tell me Jim, what's more dangerous then - you doing that and potentially killing someone or me having a piss on the double width hard shoulder ? If you're going to throw stones you need to move out of the glass house first.
As you drove onto a public road.
Now I'm not saying that makes you public enemy number one, but it does make you a hypocrite. So tell me Jim, what's more dangerous then - you doing that and potentially killing someone or me having a piss on the double width hard shoulder ? If you're going to throw stones you need to move out of the glass house first.
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11-03-2009, 07:22 AM
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From the man who admitted and has been seen by others driving his Sierra and his M3 like a cunt. And if you want evidence Jim, I was at the Middlesex PF meet a couple of years back when we tried to go to the Horse and Barge and then left for the other pub in Harefield and you left the car park with wheels spinning and screamed off.
As you drove onto a public road.
Now I'm not saying that makes you public enemy number one, but it does make you a hypocrite. So tell me Jim, what's more dangerous then - you doing that and potentially killing someone or me having a piss on the double width hard shoulder ? If you're going to throw stones you need to move out of the glass house first.
As you drove onto a public road.
Now I'm not saying that makes you public enemy number one, but it does make you a hypocrite. So tell me Jim, what's more dangerous then - you doing that and potentially killing someone or me having a piss on the double width hard shoulder ? If you're going to throw stones you need to move out of the glass house first.
i have stopped on the hard shoulder before, felt like puking, undercover traffic car pulls up and asks if im ok.. explain to him what happened, he was fine with it read me the usuall shouldnt stop unless emergency etc and there were no exits that close or even services , but what can you do? throw up swerve all over motorway and crash or pull over jump the barrier and puke up.. and no it wasn't self inflicted by the night before...
as i said he was fine with it so i do feel for you on this, hey it happens you got a poilceman who even though you were totally honest with could have just read you the riot act and said get on your way didnt....
11-03-2009, 10:59 PM
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From the man who admitted and has been seen by others driving his Sierra and his M3 like a cunt. And if you want evidence Jim, I was at the Middlesex PF meet a couple of years back when we tried to go to the Horse and Barge and then left for the other pub in Harefield and you left the car park with wheels spinning and screamed off.
As you drove onto a public road.
Now I'm not saying that makes you public enemy number one, but it does make you a hypocrite. So tell me Jim, what's more dangerous then - you doing that and potentially killing someone or me having a piss on the double width hard shoulder ? If you're going to throw stones you need to move out of the glass house first.
As you drove onto a public road.
Now I'm not saying that makes you public enemy number one, but it does make you a hypocrite. So tell me Jim, what's more dangerous then - you doing that and potentially killing someone or me having a piss on the double width hard shoulder ? If you're going to throw stones you need to move out of the glass house first.
11-03-2009, 11:52 PM
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yes i am a hypocrite, i reguarly stop on the hard shoulder to take a piss and insult the police when i am in the wrong
WTF am i doing replying, jees
WTF am i doing replying, jees
11-03-2009, 11:58 PM
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actually f**k it i'm in the mood. youve just dismissed my comments entirely as hypocritical and worthless as i "pulled out sideways" of this pub in the middle of the night
erm, next?
erm, next?
12-03-2009, 12:17 AM
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Public Enemy no 1? No, maybe no 2 though
I explained myself quite clearly - you show off about your own fuck up, then make out the Police are wankers etc, when in this case they aren't.
I'm also not on crack or any other drug. I'm saying it exactly as I see it.
You commited an offence, copper fines you fairly, and you get on your high horse about it. For no reason what so ever
That is all I said in the first post, you were wrong, and your post only highlights how wrong you are.
I do whatever speed I see fit for the conditions, and sometimes more.
I explained myself quite clearly - you show off about your own fuck up, then make out the Police are wankers etc, when in this case they aren't.
I'm also not on crack or any other drug. I'm saying it exactly as I see it.
You commited an offence, copper fines you fairly, and you get on your high horse about it. For no reason what so ever
That is all I said in the first post, you were wrong, and your post only highlights how wrong you are.
I do whatever speed I see fit for the conditions, and sometimes more.
"Do not attempt to urinate while driving. This is a bad idea and can cause serious accidents."
so its more dangerus to piss your self when driveing then to safely pull over (cover your self up best you can) and take a piss.
its also dangerus to hold it in for long periods, cannot remember why but it is.
o and welcom to the internet (dont think you know how this works)
12-03-2009, 01:00 AM
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ok out of curioscity which services was it and which direction were you headed.
also how did you manage to be busting for a piss and MISS a service station, surely if youre that desperate the only thing on your mind is stoping for a piss and youd notice the 10ft signs that have been posted for the past 3 miles?
also how did you manage to be busting for a piss and MISS a service station, surely if youre that desperate the only thing on your mind is stoping for a piss and youd notice the 10ft signs that have been posted for the past 3 miles?
12-03-2009, 01:01 AM
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Looks like I was lucky when I was potty training my daughter then.... try telling a 2 year old to wait for the services... her potty graced the hard shoulders and grass verges of the M1 and M62 countless times!
12-03-2009, 06:34 AM
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As I said, just makes you a hypocrite.
And maybe you want to get some thicker pebble lenses for your glasses Jimmy boy - it explains everything in my first post.
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12-03-2009, 06:39 AM
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12-03-2009, 07:21 AM
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