it was just on the news 100 motorists are stuck on haldon hill, she cant move, up to the sills in snow

i dont know what to do really

 

Enjoy having the whole bed to yourself bud!!!

Sure mrs jtech will be fine bud!

 

shes been stranded for 2 hours already

 

I'd let the emergency services worry about that mate

Haven't you got some zombies to be killing?

 

as long as shes warm she will be ok,

 

can understand you are worried james but the emergency service will look after her and get her home safe and sound

 

she hasnt seen any emergency services yet

i cant get anywhere near her, and they are expecting another 12 inches of snow overnight

 

James, seriously mate - if it's been on the news, they know that there are people who need help - there's not a lot you can do apart from keep your phone on and reassure her

 

she needs a wee

 

tell her to go murder a cow, slit open its guts and hide inside for warmth

I guess the fat bloke in one of the cars would do. you could burn the fat people for warmth.

 

Hmmm!money opportunity too sell some lemon ice cream!

 

Tell her to do it into a bottle and drink it in case she gets thirsty.

Also if she needs water, tell her to get the gas stove out the boot and boil the snow to melt it, thus killing any bacteria.

She should also hunt for small mammals and cook them on the ARGA also from the boot for around 15 minutes on a high heat.

She'll be reet, as long as she has plenty of fuel to leave the engine running she'll get by

Just hope to god there isn't any swingers parties going on in the motorhome in the lane next to her

She'll be ok!

 

she'll be fine mate

 

she hasnt got much fuel, she is only 10miles from home, so didnt fill up

 

Suggest she goes sit with another lady if there is one about matey!! Just don't overuse her battery on her phone

Failing that go down that way sideways

 

1o miles from home then if shes on a hill.....

Unbolt the bonnet and doo one!!!!





She will be fine mate.... the emergency services will have this a code red and be arranging for rescue.

 

personally ,

id call anyone i know with a 4x4 and go get her , no fooking way would i leave my lass out on her own worried and stranded .


plus i bet you get mega brownie points for taking her a flask of soup , and something to pee in ,




beef

 

http://beta.news.sky.com/skynews/Hom...eather_Worsens

 

typical women always brings the car back empty
they never learn
sure she'll be fine
Just in case you were worried my x wife isn't stranded in the snow

 

shes near a 4x4 and it cant move, there is no way my little run around is going to get there

 

didnt know you were divorced tony

 

then get out the huskies and the sled fella , cpl old tennis rackest on the feet , only ten miles ,





" WELL BOY !! ACT LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR !!!"

beef

 

i am tempted to get as far as u can and trek the rest tbh

 

go get your snow suit on and tennis rackets on feet and go find her be a real hard man

If your real nails, then volunteer to carry her home then go back to the car for security till its dug out snow. Shed have to give you the best sex ever the first night your cock has recovered from the frostbite youll get

 

Glad we thinking alike!!!

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7873628.stm?lsm

 

hi mate its nath, just watching it on sky news. No snow in torquay its just raining!! if you need a hand let me know i'd be up for a rescue mission!

 

That's what I'd do mate. Whether it seems daft to some people or not, that's just me. No way would I leave my gf trapped in the snow all night alone.

 

Well i bet that's saddened you!

 

its snowing really hard our way now, she says its really heavy there aswell building up higher and higher

 

I agree you should try and help but the risk you run is becoming stranded yourself and that's no good for anyone concerned.

Has she got any supplies within the car? Blanket, shovel, stuff like that?

BBC website says that the emergency services are aware and fire crews are coming out, so don't panic too much. If she has to run the engine to the point of having no fuel left in order to keep warm, so be it.

 

she said the radio just said they me be there all night

she has a blanket, but she is very cold, the people in front of her have a small baby,

 

how about going along the plymouth road (no hills)

 

if thats the case i would walk there with fuel,blankets n a flask of tea.might be the wrong thing to do but fu#k it! thats what i would do.

 

where it splits to go up telegraph or up towards plymouth,

she turned to go towards plymouth, as telegraph was blocked

shes stuck half way up

 

It could be arranged for her to be stranded in the snow with no breathing space in the morning shell definitely have a heart of ice

 

i dont know how far the road is blocked, it sounds like its miles

 

FPMSL!

 

Your cossy is 4x4 isnt it??? lol
Go get your girl!!

 

its broke otherwise i would