My mrs is stuck in exeter (snow)
05-02-2009 | 10:19 PM
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My mrs is stuck in exeter (snow)
it was just on the news 100 motorists are stuck on haldon hill, she cant move, up to the sills in snow
i dont know what to do really
05-02-2009 | 10:21 PM
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Enjoy having the whole bed to yourself bud!!!
Sure mrs jtech will be fine bud!
05-02-2009 | 10:22 PM
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shes been stranded for 2 hours already
05-02-2009 | 10:23 PM
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I'd let the emergency services worry about that mate
Haven't you got some zombies to be killing?
05-02-2009 | 10:23 PM
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can understand you are worried james but the emergency service will look after her and get her home safe and sound
05-02-2009 | 10:26 PM
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she hasnt seen any emergency services yet
i cant get anywhere near her, and they are expecting another 12 inches of snow overnight
05-02-2009 | 10:27 PM
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James, seriously mate - if it's been on the news, they know that there are people who need help - there's not a lot you can do apart from keep your phone on and reassure her
05-02-2009 | 10:28 PM
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she needs a wee
05-02-2009 | 10:29 PM
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tell her to go murder a cow, slit open its guts and hide inside for warmth
I guess the fat bloke in one of the cars would do. you could burn the fat people for warmth.
05-02-2009 | 10:31 PM
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she needs a wee
Hmmm!money opportunity too sell some lemon ice cream!
05-02-2009 | 10:32 PM
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she needs a wee
Tell her to do it into a bottle and drink it in case she gets thirsty.
Also if she needs water, tell her to get the gas stove out the boot and boil the snow to melt it, thus killing any bacteria.
She should also hunt for small mammals and cook them on the ARGA also from the boot for around 15 minutes on a high heat.
She'll be reet, as long as she has plenty of fuel to leave the engine running she'll get by
Just hope to god there isn't any swingers parties going on in the motorhome in the lane next to her
She'll be ok!
05-02-2009 | 10:36 PM
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05-02-2009 | 10:36 PM
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she hasnt got much fuel, she is only 10miles from home, so didnt fill up
05-02-2009 | 10:39 PM
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she hasnt got much fuel, she is only 10miles from home, so didnt fill up
Suggest she goes sit with another lady if there is one about matey!! Just don't overuse her battery on her phone
Failing that go down that way sideways
05-02-2009 | 10:40 PM
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1o miles from home then if shes on a hill.....
Unbolt the bonnet and doo one!!!!
She will be fine mate.... the emergency services will have this a code red and be arranging for rescue.
05-02-2009 | 10:41 PM
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From: cleveland rsoc
personally ,
id call anyone i know with a 4x4 and go get her , no fooking way would i leave my lass out on her own worried and stranded .
plus i bet you get mega brownie points for taking her a flask of soup , and something to pee in ,
beef
05-02-2009 | 10:42 PM
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05-02-2009 | 10:43 PM
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she hasnt got much fuel, she is only 10miles from home, so didnt fill up
typical women always brings the car back empty
they never learn
sure she'll be fine
Just in case you were worried my x wife isn't stranded in the snow
05-02-2009 | 10:43 PM
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shes near a 4x4 and it cant move, there is no way my little run around is going to get there
05-02-2009 | 10:45 PM
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typical women always brings the car back empty
they never learn
sure she'll be fine
Just in case you were worried my x wife isn't stranded in the snow
didnt know you were divorced tony
05-02-2009 | 10:46 PM
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shes near a 4x4 and it cant move, there is no way my little run around is going to get there
then get out the huskies and the sled fella , cpl old tennis rackest on the feet , only ten miles ,
" WELL BOY !! ACT LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR !!!"
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05-02-2009 | 10:47 PM
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i am tempted to get as far as u can and trek the rest tbh
05-02-2009 | 10:48 PM
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go get your snow suit on and tennis rackets on feet and go find her
be a real hard man
If your real nails, then volunteer to carry her home then go back to the car for security till its dug out snow. Shed have to give you the best sex ever the first night your cock has recovered from the frostbite youll get
05-02-2009 | 10:49 PM
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then get out the huskies and the sled fella , cpl old tennis rackest on the feet , only ten miles ,
Glad we thinking alike!!!
05-02-2009 | 10:52 PM
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hi mate its nath, just watching it on sky news. No snow in torquay its just raining!! if you need a hand let me know i'd be up for a rescue mission!
05-02-2009 | 10:53 PM
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i am tempted to get as far as u can and trek the rest tbh
That's what I'd do mate. Whether it seems daft to some people or not, that's just me. No way would I leave my gf trapped in the snow all night alone.
05-02-2009 | 10:54 PM
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Just in case you were worried my x wife isn't stranded in the snow
Well i bet that's saddened you!
05-02-2009 | 10:57 PM
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hi mate its nath, just watching it on sky news. No snow in torquay its just raining!! if you need a hand let me know i'd be up for a rescue mission!
its snowing really hard our way now, she says its really heavy there aswell building up higher and higher
05-02-2009 | 11:01 PM
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I agree you should try and help but the risk you run is becoming stranded yourself and that's no good for anyone concerned.
Has she got any supplies within the car? Blanket, shovel, stuff like that?
BBC website says that the emergency services are aware and fire crews are coming out, so don't panic too much. If she has to run the engine to the point of having no fuel left in order to keep warm, so be it.
05-02-2009 | 11:04 PM
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she said the radio just said they me be there all night
she has a blanket, but she is very cold, the people in front of her have a small baby,
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its snowing really hard our way now, she says its really heavy there aswell building up higher and higher
how about going along the plymouth road (no hills)
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she said the radio just said they me be there all night
if thats the case i would walk there with fuel,blankets n a flask of tea.might be the wrong thing to do but fu#k it! thats what i would do.
05-02-2009 | 11:08 PM
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how about going along the plymouth road (no hills)
where it splits to go up telegraph or up towards plymouth,
she turned to go towards plymouth, as telegraph was blocked
shes stuck half way up
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Just in case you were worried my x wife isn't stranded in the snow
It could be arranged for her to be stranded in the snow with no breathing space
in the morning shell definitely have a heart of ice
05-02-2009 | 11:10 PM
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i dont know how far the road is blocked, it sounds like its miles
05-02-2009 | 11:11 PM
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Well i bet that's saddened you!
FPMSL!
05-02-2009 | 11:11 PM
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Your cossy is 4x4 isnt it??? lol
Go get your girl!!
05-02-2009 | 11:12 PM
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its broke otherwise i would
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