JTECH James

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you know the motorway patrol people youi see driving around helping out where needed in there 4x4s....


we have a codename for them, widely used

CHIMPS

Completly Hopeless In Most Police Situations




always makes me smile when i see them

burnzy

i always thought they where coppers till the day i was stuck in a ditch and they just left me, ok i had been a bit silly but i think i had learned my lesson by dinging my car, so a pull out with there landcruser or disco would of been nice, instead they just looked and drove past, i now have a different view on them and take the p1ss the same as you , and i have also noticed how fat and old most of them are, so what use would they be in a real emergency situ, like in an accident with a rolled car and unconscious passenger, one chimp say's "i can't pull the door open it's too hard" other chimp "oh sh1t i've just done my back in" first chimp again, on the radio " we need another ambulance we have a man down" makes me laugh how they stroll round with the thought they have power

ok thats my rant over with now

SteveH

@ CHIMPS

Miller 3

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ha ha ha' Iv always called them rentacops or wombles... same as those crappy community support hoffisers

*Bri.4.b.Cos*

What power do they have ?, been past a few in the cossy a bit too fast so kept it planted just incase

Big Will_

When my cambelt tensioner let go and left me stuck at the side of an unlit busy motorway with an estimated AA response time of over an hour I was pleased to see 3 pairs of traffic wombles...



... drive straight past me.

Exactly what is their purpose?

JTECH James

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they drive around


and around and around, then have lunch, then drive some more


if we are on a roadside and they turn up, generally we all look at each other and go, CHIMPS

burnzy

they have no power wot so ever, and there only real purpose is too close the motorway and sweep up, so being a pain in our arse is more like there job description

Miller 3

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ2mJPSccvo

Miller 3

iTrader: (4)

O shit....... look...... there is a fag paper in the road....... Quick shut the whole carriageway...

burnzy

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aZood5...eature=related
that's wot there about, but there real name is even funnier, there called hato's phonetically spelt hate'o's lol well funny and not far from the truth